The Vette "Commandments"
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Instructor
Joined: Dec 2004
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From: Wesley Chapel Florida
Thank you for the list, I am a newbee or will be when I fianlly get my vert. GM has not yet accepted my order.
I will however park at Walmart only far, far away from everyone else. I like to walk anyway.
I will however park at Walmart only far, far away from everyone else. I like to walk anyway.
Racer
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 433
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From: Watertown Mass
Originally Posted by RickMz
From a fellow Vette owner at another site.....words to live by 
The Corvette Commandments:
1- Thou shalt not fail to wave to a fellow Corvette owner.
2- Thou shalt not pass a fellow Corvette owner in distress without offering aid.
3- Thou shalt not feed thy Corvette budget-grade fuel.
4- Thou shalt treat thy Vette with respect; great power, great responsibility.
5- Thou shalt keep thy Corvette clean and waxed at all times, yet thou shalt not bring thy Corvette to an automatic car wash.
6- Thou shalt park thy Corvette in such a manner as to protect her tender fenders.
7- Thou shalt blow out carbon with a high-speed run as required.
8- Thou shalt not cruise on an unpaved road.
9- Neither friend, nor foe, nor even thy spouse may drive thy Corvette without first showing proper reverence.
10- Each Vette is an individual work of art; judge not lest ye might be judged.
The Corvette Commandments:
1- Thou shalt not fail to wave to a fellow Corvette owner.
2- Thou shalt not pass a fellow Corvette owner in distress without offering aid.
3- Thou shalt not feed thy Corvette budget-grade fuel.
4- Thou shalt treat thy Vette with respect; great power, great responsibility.
5- Thou shalt keep thy Corvette clean and waxed at all times, yet thou shalt not bring thy Corvette to an automatic car wash.
6- Thou shalt park thy Corvette in such a manner as to protect her tender fenders.
7- Thou shalt blow out carbon with a high-speed run as required.
8- Thou shalt not cruise on an unpaved road.
9- Neither friend, nor foe, nor even thy spouse may drive thy Corvette without first showing proper reverence.
10- Each Vette is an individual work of art; judge not lest ye might be judged.
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Le Mans Master
Joined: Feb 2005
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From: Any City USA
Originally Posted by Corvette Girl
Thank you for the list, I am a newbee or will be when I fianlly get my vert. GM has not yet accepted my order.
I will however park at Walmart only far, far away from everyone else. I like to walk anyway.
I will however park at Walmart only far, far away from everyone else. I like to walk anyway.
Melting Slicks
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 2,263
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From: Houston Texas
Great list and some of the add-ons are pertinent too. However, to those suggesting that driving in the snow is acceptable, I suggest that such advice be considered cautiously. I'm not demeaning the Vette's safety features, I'm worried about the other guy in the pickup or whatever. 
I'm not demeaning the Vette's safety features, I'm worried about the other guy in the pickup or whatever.
Le Mans Master
Joined: Apr 2001
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From: Little Elm TX
Originally Posted by fts
Great list and some of the add-ons are pertinent too. However, to those suggesting that driving in the snow is acceptable, I suggest that such advice be considered cautiously. I'm not demeaning the Vette's safety features, I'm worried about the other guy in the pickup or whatever.
I'm not demeaning the Vette's safety features, I'm worried about the other guy in the pickup or whatever.
