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Old Jan 23, 2005 | 03:41 PM
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Thank you for the list, I am a newbee or will be when I fianlly get my vert. GM has not yet accepted my order.

I will however park at Walmart only far, far away from everyone else. I like to walk anyway.
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What about snow ?
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Originally Posted by RickMz
From a fellow Vette owner at another site.....words to live by

The Corvette Commandments:

1- Thou shalt not fail to wave to a fellow Corvette owner.

2- Thou shalt not pass a fellow Corvette owner in distress without offering aid.

3- Thou shalt not feed thy Corvette budget-grade fuel.

4- Thou shalt treat thy Vette with respect; great power, great responsibility.

5- Thou shalt keep thy Corvette clean and waxed at all times, yet thou shalt not bring thy Corvette to an automatic car wash.

6- Thou shalt park thy Corvette in such a manner as to protect her tender fenders.

7- Thou shalt blow out carbon with a high-speed run as required.

8- Thou shalt not cruise on an unpaved road.

9- Neither friend, nor foe, nor even thy spouse may drive thy Corvette without first showing proper reverence.

10- Each Vette is an individual work of art; judge not lest ye might be judged.
Someone etch this in STONE!
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Originally Posted by burtonbl103
What about snow ?
Maybe for the first time, one commandment needs a part b. Make that one 8b: Thou shall not drive in snow.
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Old Jan 23, 2005 | 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by bdc6
Someone etch this in STONE!
Just ordered a new Magnetic Red Coupe two weeks ago. I downloaded the ten commandments.Good advice.
Old Jun 6, 2005 | 10:08 PM
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Great list of commandments!
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...s*it I failed

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Originally Posted by Corvette Girl
Thank you for the list, I am a newbee or will be when I fianlly get my vert. GM has not yet accepted my order.

I will however park at Walmart only far, far away from everyone else. I like to walk anyway.
Whats a Walmart???
Old Jun 7, 2005 | 11:18 AM
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Might need to add one so you don't get deleted or banned.

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Originally Posted by burtonbl103
What about snow ?

DRIVE in it. I drove in this and it was safer than the truck next to it!

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Great list and some of the add-ons are pertinent too. However, to those suggesting that driving in the snow is acceptable, I suggest that such advice be considered cautiously. I'm not demeaning the Vette's safety features, I'm worried about the other guy in the pickup or whatever.
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Originally Posted by fts
Great list and some of the add-ons are pertinent too. However, to those suggesting that driving in the snow is acceptable, I suggest that such advice be considered cautiously. I'm not demeaning the Vette's safety features, I'm worried about the other guy in the pickup or whatever.
Yeah, I'll agree on being careful, but if I had taken that truck out..........well, I'd been the other guy in the pickup!
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Originally Posted by Hampi
...s*it I failed

I am not worthy
Me too! Darn/Darn/Darn!
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AMEN to that
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Originally Posted by burtonbl103
What about snow ?
All corvettes should have a advisory label. "Do not drive in rain or snow"

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Originally Posted by bdc6
Someone etch this in STONE!
It already has been. It's the second item in the FAQ list under a 40pt. heading.



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