My C8 won't start
I've searched this issue, the only prior art i can find is this. Although my car will turn on, it just wont' crank.
Debug so far (till i give up and ship to dealer)
- Battery? Not the case here, battery is strong and healthy.
- Immobilizer? I don't think so, nothing weird with security protocols
- Fuse/relay? Found the starter crank relay (behind seats, big relay #3) and tested it, it's working
- Neutral safety switch? Maybe? Kind of hard to diagnose this issue. No codes are being thrown, car transmission sensor sees transmission is in park
My suspision is the starter solenoid is dead? i hear a whirring sound when i try to crank/start. Then the car gives up.
Any ideas? this happened to anyone else? Car was fine, now it's not

Nothing Engine related
Software update?
Nope.
Yeah i'm thinking from the symptoms its a starter solenoid or something. Hopefully simple solution, but i can't imagine it'll be an easy fix
me disassembling the rear hatch, using a tool while the tow truck driver and i pushed the car onto the bed. Then doing the same thing in reverse at the dealer. Fun times. If you ever need a tow, you're &%$#@! Or you just gotta let them flatspot your tires.
Oh a little treat, was the 2nd tow truck driver left when i finally found a tool to put it in neutral, started moving the car then the parking brake automatically came on.
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Dealer has gotten the car started after a series of trials and errors. It looks like what finally worked was a 'global system reset' or something like that. So basically all electronic/control systems. The leading theory is the ECU/computer got corrupted/fed up with the barrage of SRS errors from the missing front seat/bucket seat and decided to take a break from doing its job. Is it BS? well, only GM can really say so, i don't think the dealer is equipped to make this call. Does it smell like BS? well of course, I've had my bucket seat in for over a year and have put 10k miles since then.
I would be charged a diagnostics fee of $300. I won't be charged for the labor/storage of the vehicle. While this sucks and i'm sure i can fight back, i'm just happy to have the car working, but now there's this impending dark cloud following the car, what if it doesn't start when I'm 300 miles away from home. And since it's electrical then i guess we should all be worried
Picked the car up, drove fine. The official diagnosis (which does not make sense) is the aftermarket seats are to blame, and so the car WILL NOT START.
I tried to go the GM corp route, my rep was kind but they sided with the dealership. I guess this is a can of worms case and they'd rather just let it die out because i swapped my seats.
Anyway, the lesson here is when it comes to tracking your car, despite what gm/chevy/corvette/tadge preaches, reality is often disappointing. And if you swap to bucket seats, watch out, your car may not start
Picked the car up, drove fine. The official diagnosis (which does not make sense) is the aftermarket seats are to blame, and so the car WILL NOT START.
I tried to go the GM corp route, my rep was kind but they sided with the dealership. I guess this is a can of worms case and they'd rather just let it die out because i swapped my seats.
Anyway, the lesson here is when it comes to tracking your car, despite what gm/chevy/corvette/tadge preaches, reality is often disappointing. And if you swap to bucket seats, watch out, your car may not start


My solution moving foward is below, I laser cut a tool from steel to help me with this in case of future emergencies. i keep it in my car along with enough tools to open the rear hatch in case i have to tow in future.
Still not ideal, but it won't damage the male end of the park release. It's not a replacement for the $1000 tool (which exists to limit torque), but it's not $1000
. Given that tow truck drivers/chevy dealers will 99% not have anything to deal with this situation i had to take things into my own hands, as one tends to do in the business of performance applications.I have an extra one i'm willing to sell, but since it's super diy, i can make 0 guarantees.
Laser cut makeshift tool
My solution moving foward is below, I laser cut a tool from steel to help me with this in case of future emergencies. i keep it in my car along with enough tools to open the rear hatch in case i have to tow in future.
Still not ideal, but it won't damage the male end of the park release. It's not a replacement for the $1000 tool (which exists to limit torque), but it's not $1000
. Given that tow truck drivers/chevy dealers will 99% not have anything to deal with this situation i had to take things into my own hands, as one tends to do in the business of performance applications.I have an extra one i'm willing to sell, but since it's super diy, i can make 0 guarantees.
Laser cut makeshift tool




















