Event NE DEER KILL
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From: Winston-Salem North Carolina
St. Jude Donor '08-'09
Event NE DEER KILL
Lets go in the woods of S. Jersey and kill as many deer as we can. Guns, bow & arrow, bazookas, mines, any kind of explosive, light them on fire, darts, baseball bats, slingshots, rocks, knives, bare hands, sticks, boards, chains, dogs, hanging, drowning, electric shock, grabbing them by their legs and swinging them around with their heads banging into trees until they explode.....any way you can think of to kill them. Anything goes, no rules, the person who kills the most wins a prize.
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Recently overheard 
at a local deer uprising after an unidentified red Corvette tried to run over one of their friends...
Lets go in the cities of S. Jersey and kill as many humans as we can. Guns, bow & arrow, bazookas, mines, any kind of explosive, light them on fire, darts, baseball bats, slingshots, rocks, knives, bare hoofs, sticks, boards, chains, antlers, hanging, drowning, electric shock, grabbing them by their legs and swinging them around with their heads banging into cars until they explode.....any way you can think of to kill them. Anything goes, no rules, the deer who kills the most wins a prize.
at a local deer uprising after an unidentified red Corvette tried to run over one of their friends...Lets go in the cities of S. Jersey and kill as many humans as we can. Guns, bow & arrow, bazookas, mines, any kind of explosive, light them on fire, darts, baseball bats, slingshots, rocks, knives, bare hoofs, sticks, boards, chains, antlers, hanging, drowning, electric shock, grabbing them by their legs and swinging them around with their heads banging into cars until they explode.....any way you can think of to kill them. Anything goes, no rules, the deer who kills the most wins a prize.
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From: Rude, Loud and Aggressive! ECS Twisted Racing, "How fast do ya wanna go?"
Originally Posted by Rogue Wave
Recently overheard at a local deer uprising after an unidentified red Corvette tried to run over one of their friends...
Lets go in the cities of S. Jersey and kill as many humans as we can. Guns, bow & arrow, bazookas, mines, any kind of explosive, light them on fire, darts, baseball bats, slingshots, rocks, knives, bare hoofs, sticks, boards, chains, antlers, hanging, drowning, electric shock, grabbing them by their legs and swinging them around with their heads banging into cars until they explode.....any way you can think of to kill them. Anything goes, no rules, the deer who kills the most wins a prize.
at a local deer uprising after an unidentified red Corvette tried to run over one of their friends...Lets go in the cities of S. Jersey and kill as many humans as we can. Guns, bow & arrow, bazookas, mines, any kind of explosive, light them on fire, darts, baseball bats, slingshots, rocks, knives, bare hoofs, sticks, boards, chains, antlers, hanging, drowning, electric shock, grabbing them by their legs and swinging them around with their heads banging into cars until they explode.....any way you can think of to kill them. Anything goes, no rules, the deer who kills the most wins a prize.
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From: E.C.S 402 Stroker, Who wants To Taste It! 3:73'S 520 RWH 496 TQ in Los pantolones
Originally Posted by GeorgeZNJ
Lets go in the woods of S. Jersey and kill as many deer as we can. Guns, bow & arrow, bazookas, mines, any kind of explosive, light them on fire, darts, baseball bats, slingshots, rocks, knives, bare hands, sticks, boards, chains, dogs, hanging, drowning, electric shock, grabbing them by their legs and swinging them around with their heads banging into trees until they explode.....any way you can think of to kill them. Anything goes, no rules, the person who kills the most wins a prize.
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Melting Slicks
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From: Bridgewater NJ
Don't blame the deer. They have nowhere to go anymore. Wanna place the blame? Blame these builders that think NJ is being beautified by placing a manmade structure on every square foot of land! STOP ALREADY, WE HAVE ENOUGH HOUSES!!!!
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From: Bridgewater NJ
Originally Posted by parkerracing
I'd like to remind everyone that the deer become targets on the highway due to mans encrochment of their natural habitat. If you want to keep the deer population off the roads, shoot a builder.
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From: Gulf of Mexico Florida West Coast
Originally Posted by Daytona69
What's the prize?
Next time George aim for the heart, it kills them quicker.
Glad your alive, Bro!
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From: South Jersey Exit 5&7 NJTPK New Jersey
Originally Posted by GeorgeZNJ
Lets go in the woods of S. Jersey and kill as many deer as we can. Guns, bow & arrow, bazookas, mines, any kind of explosive, light them on fire, darts, baseball bats, slingshots, rocks, knives, bare hands, sticks, boards, chains, dogs, hanging, drowning, electric shock, grabbing them by their legs and swinging them around with their heads banging into trees until they explode.....any way you can think of to kill them. Anything goes, no rules, the person who kills the most wins a prize.
You can bag about 20 of them in my parent's yard in Tabernacle.... My mother would be happy they eat all her flowers.
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From: South Jersey Exit 5&7 NJTPK New Jersey
Originally Posted by sampson
Don't blame the deer. They have nowhere to go anymore. Wanna place the blame? Blame these builders that think NJ is being beautified by placing a manmade structure on every square foot of land! STOP ALREADY, WE HAVE ENOUGH HOUSES!!!!
The county just built a park through the woods behind my house. Cut down all the fields where the deer use to lay. Now they don't have a place to go. 