Ok Kym...now i'm going to bed

 

I wish I were racing - not ready for that! Check it out - we'd love it if you would come!!! It's for a GREAT cause and it's a great deal!

http://forums.corvetteforum.com/nort...oint-race.html

 

sweet dreams Eric.. and chuck.. shhhhh.. dont jinx us all

 

There once was a man with a Vette
Who got it as dirty as it could get,
He wore out the clutch,
It did not matter much,
When he yelled, "Can I afford a ZR1 yet?"

Happy Limerick Day!

 

GHEY

 

I don't see you coming up with something better.

 

Give me a few hours..I will

 

Tick
Tick
Tick ................

 

Someone post something entertaining .

Go .

 

Here is a fun tidbit ....

Keepin the pimp hand strong in the Kingdom .

Saudi Judge Says It's OK to Slap WivesBy Mohammed Jamjoom, CNN
posted: 1 DAY 14 HOURS AGOcomments: 1061filed under: World AA

(May 10) -- Husbands are allowed to slap their wives if they spend lavishly, a Saudi judge said recently during a seminar on domestic violence, Saudi media reported Sunday.
Arab News, a Saudi English-language daily newspaper based in Riyadh, reported that Judge Hamad Al-Razine said that "if a person gives SR 1,200 [$320] to his wife and she spends 900 riyals [$240] to purchase an abaya [the black cover that women in Saudi Arabia must wear] from a brand shop and if her husband slaps her on the face as a reaction to her action, she deserves that punishment."

Women in the audience immediately and loudly protested Al-Razine's statement, and were shocked to learn the remarks came from a judge, the newspaper reported.
Arab News reported that Al-Razine made his remark as he was attempting to explain why incidents of domestic violence had increased in Saudi Arabia. He said that women and men shared responsibility, but added that "nobody puts even a fraction of blame" on women, the newspaper said.
Al-Razine "also pointed out that women's indecent behavior and use of offensive words against their husbands were some of the reasons for domestic violence in the country," it added.
Domestic violence, which used to be a taboo subject in the conservative kingdom, has become a hot topic in recent years. Groups like the National Family Safety Program have campaigned to educate the public about the problem and help prevent domestic abuse.
Saudi women's rights activist Wajeha Al-Huwaider told CNN that Saudi women routinely face such attitudes.
"This is how men in Saudi Arabia see women," she said in a telephone interview from the Saudi city of Dahran. "It's not something they read in a book or learned from a friend. They've been raised to see women this way, that they're less than a person."
Al-Huwaider added that "I'm not surprised to see a judge or a religious man saying that - they've been raised in the same culture - a culture that tells them it's ok to raise your hand to a woman that this works."
Another Saudi judge, in the city of Onaiza, was the source of a separate recent controversy: he twice denied a request from the mother of an 8-year-old girl that the girl be granted a divorce from her 47-year-old husband.
Last month, after human-groups condemned the union, the girl was granted the divorce.

 

A blonde in a convertible gets pulled over by a trooper.
He walks over, and courteously asks for her license.
In a huff, she replies" Geez, I wish you guys would get it together. Yesterday, you take my license away, and today you ask to see it again."

Yuk Yuk.

 

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, " sorry, we don't serve food here".

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was asalted.

A jumper cable walks into a bar.The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".

A dyslexic man walks into a bra......


OK? enough bar jokes. We've got to kill this thing soon.
Only about 30 more to go.
Come on people let's get it on.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yl2JWgGXz0

 

I remember that segment from the Dave Show. Actually it inspired me to just move the refrigerator right next to the sofa in the living room where the big screen is. (We gained a good amount of usable space in the kitchen too!)

 

A retired detective from Westchester walks into a bar and says, I'll have 1/2 pound of turkey breast, 1/2 pound of ham, 1/4 pound of alpine swiss cheese and 1/4 pound of cole slaw.............

 

You forgot to mention the "DIET COKE."

 

There once was a guy who lived in Queens,
he always wore tight fancy jeans,
he sold lots of booze,
and he said, "hey, how are youze"
his motto was "buy my most expensive scotch,and live beyond all your means".



Hi Linda.

Hi everybody, I just flew in from Jersey, and boy,are my arms tired.
I'll be here all week.
Thank you.
See you again soon.

 

Free post

 

An Older Man. . . approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
"Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, "Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?"

"I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with t$ts like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere!!"

 

Wow, this place is still open