Good thing Josh is not a woman or i can see him doing this, or maybe he has

http://blogs.tampabay.com/breakingne...igarettes.html

 

Yup ..... were you been , at the soup kitchen ?

 

People find it harder to say NO when you're naked .

 

Yuck, yuck is more like it.

Get it on what?

You really do enjoy amusing yourself, don't you??

NOW that's funny.

 

They find it hard to say anything when they are pointing and laughing.

 

Yup

Just been real busy. G-mom went back in the hospital to have her ileostomy reversed. She is doing as well as can be expected and should be transferred to the rehab place soon.
Then trying to sort out all these medical bills from my surgery. Then finalizing all the plans for the wedding and honeymoon to the Philippines. Good thing I am not working.

 

Thats what they do when they see Sparkiee in a sweatsuit .

With me , its more shock and awe .

Glad to heard Grandmom is doing well

 

** LIFE IN THE 1500'S ***
FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water
temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to
be.Here are some facts about the 1500s:

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in
May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However,they were starting
to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.
Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the
house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons
and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the
babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone
in it. Hence the saying, Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water..

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood
underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the
cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof When it
rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall
off the roof. Hence the saying:It's raining cats and dogs.

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This
posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could
mes s up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet
hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came
into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.
Hence the saying, Dirt poor. The wealthy had slate floors that would get
slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh(straw) on the
floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more
thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping
outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence the saying
a thresh hold.

(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that
always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things
to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They
would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold
overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in
it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, Peas
porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days
old..

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special.
When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It
was a sign of wealth that a man could, bring home the bacon.They would
cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew
the fat..

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid
content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead
poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next
400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom
of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the
upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would
sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking
along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial.
They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the
family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they
would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of
places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the
bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these
coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the
inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they
would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the
coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would
have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to
listen for the bell; thus, someone could be saved by the bell or was
considered a ...dead ringer..

And that's the truth. Now, whoever said History was boring ! ! !

 

When have you seen Sparkie in a sweatsuit?? She doesn't have a sweatsuit .... fantasizing again?

Shock & awe??? At what?? That you aren't 50?

 

So people can't say no to this

 

We all know that Sparkieeee is a dude .... a gay dude , but a dude . You can put all the cutsie outfits on him you want , I aint buying it .

( Sorry George )

 

I got a chop the dvl asked me to do lat week, stay tuned

 

:lur k:

 

 

Who is going to start a new one?