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Old Apr 30, 2009 | 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by robz
I'll sign your car.

I got a date from MIR August 30th,2009.
The rental is free and they are providing drinks food and strippers.
Who's in?
Too soon for me, plus its still hot out then.
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Old Apr 30, 2009 | 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by robz
I'll sign your car.

I got a date from MIR August 30th,2009.
The rental is free and they are providing drinks food and strippers.
Who's in?
SOB!!!!! They would do that to me It started with Corvettes at Carlisle getting moved to the weekend of Aug29th 2009 now this!!! Thats it I'm becoming gay like Kurtomac and calling the wedding off this is the last straw damnit

FYI RobZ are you ok with a photoshoot with you signing it in say a tank top and your underwear sticking out the top of your pants? Just taking a shot in the dark here
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Old Apr 30, 2009 | 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by robz
B.
Friday would be great for many people.
Fridays are great for me.
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Old Apr 30, 2009 | 05:40 PM
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I'm in only if I can get RobZ's autograph and my car doesnt puke its guts everywhere before hand

I'm open to A) or B) however (B) is much harder for me to get off work.
As far as teams go sounds good to me I dont like Nickolbag anyways.
My wedding is Aug 29th 2009 and then honeymoon for the next week or so. So late Sept and after is better for me personally.

I would also like to suggest Fat strippers (fat ones are cheaper and more out going IMO) and a donation from each person to fix my car when we're done and maybe some Site sponsors to give great deals to those that puke at the track on this day
Originally Posted by robz
I'll sign your car.

I got a date from MIR August 30th,2009.
The rental is free and they are providing drinks food and strippers.
Who's in?
Shouldn't we do it the day before the wedding for his bachelor's party? I'll have some hot models for us and two fat ones for the fartman. I hear fat chicks dig slow red vettes anyway.
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Old Apr 30, 2009 | 08:36 PM
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shouldn't we do it the day before the wedding for his bachelor's party? I'll have some hot models for us and two fat ones for the fartman. i hear fat chicks dig slow red vettes anyway.


ha !!!
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Old Apr 30, 2009 | 08:52 PM
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Plan "B" for me and my slow car. Maybe y'all can eat a pizza or something while I meander down the track.

Although I expect to be in the 11s by then. Still stock - bolt-on

Maybe I'll set out to get the bolt-on record?

And I, too, hope to have a trailer by then.

And I'll be coming down the night before. Party is on!
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Old Apr 30, 2009 | 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by pit-man
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ha !!!
WTF! Are you Ha'ing at? Are you brave enough to come up Mr.Poonaneeman? or will your poonanee be hurting that day? Maybe you want to bring that Big Black Brick up and Nickolbag can give you a lesson on the wheels up launch!

So can we make the 1st thread with a list of DEFINITES and MAYBES? I'm down for a definite its about 3.5-4hrs from me. Anyone call MIR?
Did anyone make sure RobZ's pen wont run out of ink?

OH and this will turn into the biggest SHIETT talking thread ever!!!!!!! Cause I'm bringing the pain to all of you!!! YEAH YOU TOO GARY!!! Get that C6Z06 tuned up PAL!!!! I'm gonna teach you a lesson in cheating on the C5 section you C6 *****!!!!!
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Old Apr 30, 2009 | 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Fartpipe
WTF! Are you Ha'ing at? Are you brave enough to come up Mr.Poonaneeman? or will your poonanee be hurting that day? Maybe you want to bring that Big Black Brick up and Nickolbag can give you a lesson on the wheels up launch!

So can we make the 1st thread with a list of DEFINITES and MAYBES? I'm down for a definite its about 3.5-4hrs from me. Anyone call MIR?
Did anyone make sure RobZ's pen wont run out of ink?

OH and this will turn into the biggest SHIETT talking thread ever!!!!!!! Cause I'm bringing the pain to all of you!!! YEAH YOU TOO GARY!!! Get that C6Z06 tuned up PAL!!!! I'm gonna teach you a lesson in cheating on the C5 section you C6 *****!!!!!
wheels up launches are nice. ive been told im getting air and hope to have a pic or vid to share with you guys. im going unless my sisters daughters boyfriends mothers grand fathers uncle dies
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Old Apr 30, 2009 | 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by clemsondave
This thread might be easier to find.

Enough of the trash talking, lies and secrets! Let's line em up and see what you really got. The way some of you drive, I should be able to get a whole host of clutch and rear manufacturers standing by.

Who's up for a rental at MIR (Md). Probably as close to the middle between the yanks and southern boys as we are going to get. If there is interest, I can arrange the rental.

Let's start with who is interested and a month you want to do it in. I'm partial to later in the year (when it's cooler), but can be convinced otherwise. I'd like to see 15-20 participants.
What city is MIR close too?Just trying to get the distance off of Map Quest.Maybe this old dog might join in with you young lions,yeah I can still drink a beer or two. October would be the latest for me to make a run East.Winter comes early here in the Midwest.

Like the man said,it's show "TIME"...so let the games begin!
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Old Apr 30, 2009 | 09:58 PM
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Budds Creek Maryland, Or Laplata Maryland.... If you check with MIR better ask if both lanes are in the rental price.. Last time I was there it was only 1 lane...
Ernie
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Old Apr 30, 2009 | 10:01 PM
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Dave, edit your first post with a list of who is in on this. Maybe set up a poll for Plan A vs Plan B vs either (doesnt matter)

Over/under is 20 cars.
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Old Apr 30, 2009 | 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by 98vettedave
What city is MIR close too?Just trying to get the distance off of Map Quest.Maybe this old dog might join in with you young lions,yeah I can still drink a beer or two. October would be the latest for me to make a run East.Winter comes early here in the Midwest.

Like the man said,it's show "TIME"...so let the games begin!
Pretty much in the middle of nowhere, but excellent track and about middle of the trash talkers. Mechanicsville, MD

Originally Posted by sixspdvet
Budds Creek Maryland, Or Laplata Maryland.... If you check with MIR better ask if both lanes are in the rental price.. Last time I was there it was only 1 lane...
Ernie
They have a new marketing director and I am very good friends with her. She will take care of us. I understand their rentals are now 2 lanes. She'll cut us a deal. Her primary role is to bring in events like this. Are you in?

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Dave, edit your first post with a list of who is in on this. Maybe set up a poll for Plan A vs Plan B vs either (doesnt matter)

Over/under is 20 cars.
Done. Most prefer during the week so far.
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THis is where I'm staying the night before.

Holiday Inn...

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I'm interested

It would be great if I can get a trip to Patuxent River that week and let the government pay me per diem on the way back to kick some butts
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Old Apr 30, 2009 | 11:12 PM
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In:
1. clemsondave
2. blu
3. kurtomac
4. robz
5. da goat
6. 4drush
7. nickolbag
8. dbn
9. fartpipe
10. paint it black vette
11. gary2004z06
12. capthuff

Looks like everyone will be driving a 6 speed, but me.
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Old Apr 30, 2009 | 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Fartpipe
Anyone call MIR?
Did anyone make sure RobZ's pen wont run out of ink?

OH and this will turn into the biggest SHIETT talking thread ever!!!!!!! Cause I'm bringing the pain to all of you!!! YEAH YOU TOO GARY!!! Get that C6Z06 tuned up PAL!!!! I'm gonna teach you a lesson in cheating on the C5 section you C6 *****!!!!!
I'll bring an extra pen for Rob.
Parts are ordered and some are already here. I'm not sure if I'll actually need to install them though. And you make it sound like being a HO is a bad thing.
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autos...da goat, dbn, paint it black, and hotwheels
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In:
1. clemsondave
2. blu
3. kurtomac
4. robz
5. da goat
6. 4drush
7. nickolbag
8. dbn
9. fartpipe
10. paint it black vette
11. gary2004z06
12. capthuff

Looks like everyone will be driving a 6 speed, but me.
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Old May 1, 2009 | 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Capthuff
Maybe I'll set out to get the bolt-on record?
I was iffy till this. Not gunna let it happen pal. Count me as a definite as I will be there setting the bolt-on record.

Just make sure we get enough notice on the actual date(~1 month) so I can request off from work.

I am 90% sure I will come on my buddy's trailer as well, and if I don't break that trailer will be available for the Jersey guys.

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Since we are going for records, I propose mid November.

My blower is bolted on, that count?
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Old May 1, 2009 | 08:16 AM
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Oh this is looking interesting already.... I think "IT" moved when I read the definite list Yeah baby more.... MORE BABY YES YES OH YES!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Next?
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