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Old May 11, 2010 | 09:43 PM
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FP has got to stop this Red-Dot disease that is spreading around the country. Someone from a track rental sent me this pic. OMG, I can't take it

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Old May 11, 2010 | 09:45 PM
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You 2 make me laugh!

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Old May 11, 2010 | 09:47 PM
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Now that's too funny.
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Old May 11, 2010 | 09:53 PM
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Lol
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Old May 11, 2010 | 10:16 PM
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WTF! Capthuff trying to steal my bling factor and soon to be patented Red dotafury wheel designs! Its truely sad what people will go through to be like me.... I mean come on guys geesh!!!


LMFAO Pitt you have out done yourself this time!
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Old May 11, 2010 | 10:19 PM
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LMFAO Pitt you have out done yourself this time!
Lots of material to work with here.
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Old May 12, 2010 | 06:45 AM
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Holy crap, Pitt. I laughed pretty good. Everyone around me thought I lost my mind.

So I had to tell the story why the red dots are funny to guys like us.
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Originally Posted by Capthuff
Holy Batnipples, Pitt. I ejaculated and laughed pretty good on my computer screen with siran wrap on it for my own money shots. Like I do when watching **** and Fartpipe racing his mad cool whip! Everyone around me thought I lost my mind.

So I had to rub it to demonstrate why the red dots are funny to guys like me.
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Old May 12, 2010 | 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Fartpipe
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you just aint right, brother...
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You guys are too funny!
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You forgot the integrated stripper pole.


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You forgot the integrated stripper pole.


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Old May 12, 2010 | 01:01 PM
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Old May 12, 2010 | 06:59 PM
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Dude, I have been out of town since 5 am this morning, I am dead tired... and I open this thread and see the stripper pole...LMAO !!! THANKS FOR THAT

Too funny !

Sorry I had to foul your car Huff
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Hope its not like chicken pox had my car near his a couple weeks ago? Its not showing any red dots yet. Thank god I didnt have the bogarts on...

But dont worry I get to pick those red dots up on Sunday night and I will cure them before ocean city...
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OH the Hustler is gonna be real nice and ready for you sunday there sunshine... You better be ready!!!!

Gary2004Z06 the easily removable bolt ons are coming and they're getting tried out on a certain near 800rear wheel HP C5 6spd and I gotta say I think the H/C/I C6Z06 is finally in trouble with the easyvette's new taller drag radials!
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Originally Posted by Fartpipe
OH the Hustler is gonna be real nice and ready for you sunday there sunshine... You better be ready!!!!

Gary2004Z06 the easily removable bolt ons are coming and they're getting tried out on a certain near 800rear wheel HP C5 6spd and I gotta say I think the H/C/I C6Z06 is finally in trouble with the easyvette's new taller drag radials!
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Well the good thing is he has gone in for some medical help!!!! The outbreak of red dots was getting out of hand with him.


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Well the good thing is he has gone in for some medical help!!!! The outbreak of red dots was getting out of hand with him.


Nice hair !!!
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Old May 12, 2010 | 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by pit-man
Sorry I had to foul your car Huff
It's all good

Originally Posted by easyvette
Well the good thing is he has gone in for some medical help!!!! The outbreak of red dots was getting out of hand with him.


This thread is becoming epic!

A year from now we will all remember the red dots!!!
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