for all the hard work you did on rob's car yesterday.
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From: TIRECRAFT RACING NJ
Gary I'm going to teach him to drive the focus, while u teach him the corvette , haha Maybe Mrs pipe can drive the z to a faster time
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You ladies are out of control like my great grandmother playing checkers after doing a couple blue and yellow pills with some peach schnopps!!!! Its clear the weather is getting to us LMAO!!! 1st we have cabin fever in the winter.... now we have summer heatstrokes.... Wait I shouldnt use the word stroke around tirecraft he gets all beside himself watching those special VHS's..... I think they call it BEASTIALITY..... Good stuff. Never will forget when they showed the elephant and that nice lady walking him through the forest and then.... well lets just say tirecraft said he always wanted to walk an elephant after that. THE END
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You ladies are out of control like my great grandmother playing checkers after doing a couple blue and yellow pills with some peach schnopps!!!! Its clear the weather is getting to us LMAO!!! 1st we have cabin fever in the winter.... now we have summer heatstrokes.... Wait I shouldnt use the word stroke around tirecraft he gets all beside himself watching those special VHS's..... I think they call it BEASTIALITY..... Good stuff. Never will forget when they showed the elephant and that nice lady walking him through the forest and then.... well lets just say tirecraft said he always wanted to walk an elephant after that. THE END
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From: Kendall Park NJ
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St. Jude Donor '10
If only Bruce would call me back about getting rid of those CCW rear's he'll never need. Maybe then he could afford to get that pretty leather dash before the next car show.
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From: PA
Maybe if Bruce would stop CONDITIONING his leather.... he would get around to that...... geesh what a condom dispensor he is!
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St. Jude Donor '10
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Here is tirecraft after winning his first FOCUS shootout award.
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Way to be with the times......so that's what they call it now?
I always called it beating off, Punching the clown, Roughing up the suspect, practicing the secret handshake, rubbing the one eyed monster, choking the chicken, squeezing the mayonaise dispensor, reloading the hamwallet splitter!
I always called it beating off, Punching the clown, Roughing up the suspect, practicing the secret handshake, rubbing the one eyed monster, choking the chicken, squeezing the mayonaise dispensor, reloading the hamwallet splitter!
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St. Jude Donor '10
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I HATE YOU for posting that picture of me. Btw I look kinda good in white. Bruce, you are hands down the funniest ****** flucker I have ever met.
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If you think this crap is funny you guys should all plan a meet up this way when I do Stand Up for the local competition at the 105.7 radio show they hold at the Hardware bars each year... Good times!!!!! Plus its the only time I get so nervous I get drunk and afterwards usually hit on a fat girl named Lakeesha. Ahhh the good ole days. I'll see if I can find the video so you girls can have more to make fun of me for.
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I'm not much for that Euroflash wine and cheese sniffing "attitude" that normally accompanies those who demand 'fine Connolly hides' in their vehicles or anything but that interior does look quite nice.
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But noooo, they had to cancel it only after some of us arrived at the front gate.
100%But noooo, they had to cancel it only after some of us arrived at the front gate.