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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 11:19 PM
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you better do more than wheels for weight reduction. ill be coming under i said under 3000 lbs with 2 additional weight reductions and you and mister pitt will be fighting for the window decal the loser gets for ride home. also still have a few more gimmicks left to shed more lbs. not to mention i think i can find a few more ponies. daddy's gonna spank you for being bad.
What are you doing for weight reduction? Please PM that way dookietube doesn't know of my tactics to beat him even worse than I had originally planned.
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Old Aug 4, 2010 | 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by paint it black vette
you better do more than wheels for weight reduction. ill be coming under i said under 3000 lbs with 2 additional weight reductions and you and mister pitt will be fighting for the window decal the loser gets for ride home. also still have a few more gimmicks left to shed more lbs. not to mention i think i can find a few more ponies. daddy's gonna spank you for being bad.
Sounds as if YOU might be the Poster Boy for the 383 gang. I am full interior, still have the sway bar and stock exhaust after the headers. I think that loser decal will look real nice with Orange Bling
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Old Aug 4, 2010 | 09:56 AM
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Sounds as if YOU might be the Poster Boy for the 383 gang. I am full interior, still have the sway bar and stock exhaust after the headers. I think that loser decal will look real nice with Orange Bling
I'm going to pull the sub-woofer but I'm not going to un-wire all the amps.
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Old Aug 4, 2010 | 10:04 AM
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Got a little set of these for Pittman.... and they'll work on you too pal!!!!





Where's the red studs for those wheels?
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Old Aug 4, 2010 | 10:29 AM
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I'm going to pull the sub-woofer but I'm not going to un-wire all the amps.
Hell, you could add weight and not slow down. Go ahead with the cheese burger\fry diet
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Old Aug 4, 2010 | 10:38 AM
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Where's the red studs for those wheels?
the ****er tried to photo shop them out. A cleansing program was all that was needed to get the photo original again !!

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the ****er tried to photo shop them out. A cleansing program was all that was needed to get the photo original again !!

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Old Aug 4, 2010 | 12:06 PM
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Oh very funny!!!!!!! HA..... HA..... HA!!! Whatever i'm going to the waxer section. They love me and my red dots!
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Old Aug 4, 2010 | 12:20 PM
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Oh very funny!!!!!!! HA..... HA..... HA!!! Whatever i'm going to the waxer section. They love me and my red dots!
You'd fit in there with the rest of them and your skinny jeans.
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the ****er tried to photo shop them out. A cleansing program was all that was needed to get the photo original again !!

SWEET!!!

Gay but perfect!
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SWEET!!!

Gay but perfect!
Being gay is perfect for FP.
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Old Aug 4, 2010 | 12:54 PM
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Oh very funny!!!!!!! HA..... HA..... HA!!! Whatever i'm going to the waxer section. They love me and my red dots!

We love you too Brucie
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Old Aug 5, 2010 | 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by pit-man
the ****er tried to photo shop them out. A cleansing program was all that was needed to get the photo original again !!

LOL!!! this is the funniest section of the forum!
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I personally find this sextion, gratifying yet slightly dirty with a glazed donut feel around the edges. Kinda like when Z0 Fast and his boyfriend go shrimpin!!! not like the ones you find in the ocean sir!!! However Z0 Fast did say he swallowed alot of swimmers in his day. What ever that means.
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Originally Posted by Fartpipe
I personally find this sextion, gratifying yet slightly dirty with a glazed donut feel around the edges. Kinda like when Z0 Fast and his boyfriend go shrimpin!!! not like the ones you find in the ocean sir!!! However Z0 Fast did say he swallowed alot of swimmers in his day. What ever that means.
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