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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 04:06 PM
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Your father has returned.



Did you miss me?
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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 04:41 PM
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FP, Who's ur daddy?
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FP, Who's ur daddy?
This guy.

http://forums.corvetteforum.com/memb...5-zo-fast.html


I can't wait till the Smackdown at MIR when your racecar C6Z with a professional driver gets torn down by a stock C5Z.
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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 05:27 PM
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Wait I thought I was his daddy....nah nevermind I was 2nd in line!
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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 05:28 PM
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Wait I thought I was his daddy....nah nevermind I was 2nd in line!
Well I mean.. if we both let go at the same time he could be half mine and half yours. You can pay the child support though.
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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 06:17 PM
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WELL HOLY SWIZZLE STICKS!!!!!!! Daddy its you? Its really you? I've missed you like a termite misses wood! Now lets be careful and not get the fudgery out of order and get the bannation!

By the way dad I calculated up your back child support and you owe $84,613.26. Please make that cash or cashiers check since you're back out of no corvetteforum JAIL!

Mom says you still smell like packaged turkey aswell.

As for smack down pfffft goodluck with the smacking. However I'm gonna be the one paddling your azz all the way down the track!
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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 07:37 PM
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Got a little set of these for Pittman.... and they'll work on you too pal!!!!





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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 08:06 PM
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Wow Bruce, they really look good. I hope I can see them in my rear view mirror (kind of small) or the new Bling will be for nothing
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Those are so cute.


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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 08:59 PM
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WELL HOLY SWIZZLE STICKS!!!!!!! Daddy its you? Its really you? I've missed you like a termite misses wood! Now lets be careful and not get the fudgery out of order and get the bannation!

By the way dad I calculated up your back child support and you owe $84,613.26. Please make that cash or cashiers check since you're back out of no corvetteforum JAIL!

Mom says you still smell like packaged turkey aswell.

As for smack down pfffft goodluck with the smacking. However I'm gonna be the one paddling your azz all the way down the track!
Please contact USAFZ06 for all your payment needs. Maybe if he gives you that $80K you might be able to put a set up that can beat me in it. How much are auto swaps for those things?

Sorry about your misfortune.
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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 09:51 PM
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Awwww Z0 Slow found the 1984 version of drag wheels for his vette. Isnt that special!!! Dont worry big hair and mullets are still cool too DUDE. You ROCK that mullet *** boy!
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Awwww Z0 Slow found the 1984 version of drag wheels for his vette. Isnt that special!!! Dont worry big hair and mullets are still cool too DUDE. You ROCK that mullet *** boy!
That's fine because my mullet is going to be tickling you at the line with a broken half shaft while I am going through the traps.
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ah another pik of the famous red dots
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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 10:06 PM
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I hate you hector.... I just want you to know that!!!!! HATE YOU GOSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Its freaking shark week!
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I hate you hector.... I just want you to know that!!!!! HATE YOU GOSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
That really is a cute car though, should be good for some 10.99's at MIR.
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Didnt we already establish theres only 2 types of guys from TX. HOMO's and Barbers and I dont think you can cut hair MULLET BOY!
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Didnt we already establish theres only 2 types of guys from TX. HOMO's and Barbers and I dont think you can cut hair MULLET BOY!
Can't cut hair but I can give you some of my laid back love.

Too bad you can't drive your car fast. You have to employ the help of others driving abilities.

This = you

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OHHHHH NO!!! I'm not even starting that again!
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Got a little set of these for Pittman.... and they'll work on you too pal!!!!





you better do more than wheels for weight reduction. ill be coming under i said under 3000 lbs with 2 additional weight reductions and you and mister pitt will be fighting for the window decal the loser gets for ride home. also still have a few more gimmicks left to shed more lbs. not to mention i think i can find a few more ponies. daddy's gonna spank you for being bad.
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