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Old Aug 22, 2010 | 11:24 AM
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Very good Gary. that is a RobZism to the "T"!!!!! Now wheres the part where you pull your own tooth out?
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Old Aug 22, 2010 | 12:11 PM
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Damn Gary
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Old Aug 22, 2010 | 09:38 PM
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i'll have to beat that balljoint into submission with a two handed hammer blow then grind that ball point to get these wheels to clear which will allow you to run no rub.
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Old Aug 23, 2010 | 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by paint it black vette
i'll have to beat that balljoint into submission with a two handed hammer blow then grind that ball point to get these wheels to clear which will allow you to run no rub.
Too funny, you left out the part where ball peen justice and baby sledge was utilized.
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Old Aug 23, 2010 | 08:11 AM
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FP, funny stuff.
Some accurate imitation, some off base, but a valiant effort for sure.
Enough for # 3.
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Old Aug 23, 2010 | 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by robz
FP, funny stuff.
Some accurate imitation, some off base, but a valiant effort for sure.
Enough for # 3.
Ouch.. such a deep deep burn.
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Old Aug 23, 2010 | 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by robz
FP, funny stuff.
Some accurate imitation, some off base, but a valiant effort for sure.
Enough for # 3.

RobZ-response, thank you for your misinformed response. In here we are drag racers that do just that drag racing. So to say the least we exceed our knowledge above your dyno queen numbers. That doesnt mean anything once on the track if not properly applied you will realize you sir will be #3 not me.


You like? I rhymed a little bit just to spice it up!
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Old Aug 23, 2010 | 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Fartpipe
RobZ-response, thank you for your misinformed response. In here we are drag racers that do just that drag racing. So to say the least we exceed our knowledge above your dyno queen numbers. That doesnt mean anything once on the track if not properly applied you will realize you sir will be #3 not me.


You like? I rhymed a little bit just to spice it up!
Not bad.
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Old Aug 23, 2010 | 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Fartpipe
I rhymed a little bit just to spice it up!
Where??????????????????
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Old Aug 23, 2010 | 01:50 PM
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Where??????????????????

NUMBER THREEEEEEE and MEEEE!!!!!!!!! Geesh what do i have to do around here... Get out a Thesauras for you SLOWER people? Just a FYI a thesauras is not related to a Dinosaur retards!!!
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NUMBER THREEEEEEE and MEEEE!!!!!!!!! Geesh what do i have to do around here... Get out a Thesauras for you SLOWER people? Just a FYI a thesauras is not related to a Dinosaur retards!!!
I agree that was very little rhyming.
BTW- Us slower people spell it thesaurus.
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Old Aug 23, 2010 | 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by GARY2004Z06
I agree that was very little rhyming.
BTW- Us slower people spell it thesaurus.
LMAO
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Originally Posted by GARY2004Z06
I agree that was very little rhyming.
BTW- Us slower people spell it thesaurus.
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Old Aug 23, 2010 | 08:43 PM
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Gary its all in your technique sir. You come out a little to quick on the punch and roll into it with a .39 shift time that then is followed with alot of top end. This is causing you point to slip past some and some of us may notice this but you will have to work on your R/T and 3:30pm ET. Right now you're at an approx 3.43pm run and you've missed the 2nd shift causing unneccesary forum hop and the members are misaligned because of it. That makes others pull left or right after what you pulled.



Hows that sombitch for a RobZ answer????? EHHEHHH??
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Old Aug 23, 2010 | 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Fartpipe
Gary its all in your technique sir. You come out a little to quick on the punch and roll into it with a .39 shift time that then is followed with alot of top end. This is causing you point to slip past some and some of us may notice this but you will have to work on your R/T and 3:30pm ET. Right now you're at an approx 3.43pm run and you've missed the 2nd shift causing unneccesary forum hop and the members are misaligned because of it. That makes others pull left or right after what you pulled.



Hows that sombitch for a RobZ answer????? EHHEHHH??
What, you turned into Seb at the end?
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Old Aug 23, 2010 | 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by robz
what, you turned into seb at the end?
lmfao!!!!!!!! Rotf!!!!!!!!!!! I did i did!!!!!!
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Old Aug 23, 2010 | 10:28 PM
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What, you turned into Seb at the end?
I was going to ask the same question.
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I've got to make the MIR rental...if you guys are half as funny in person, it'll be worth it even if records aren't broken!

Last edited by PRE-Z06; Aug 24, 2010 at 07:58 AM. Reason: because Robz does(actually now that I think of it, I can't recall ever seeing an edited post by him)
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Old Aug 24, 2010 | 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted by PRE-Z06
I've got to make the MIR rental...if you guys are half as funny in person, it'll be worth it even if records aren't broken!
they're not....
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Old Aug 24, 2010 | 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by clemsondave
they're not....
Yes we are.... the sad part was we were funnier when you were in your car making fun of you basically.
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