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Old May 5, 2011 | 03:21 PM
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Has a bad case of *** acne... Overheard him telling Tirecraft last night... Pretty gross I know, but Just Sayin...
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Old May 5, 2011 | 03:35 PM
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Damn.... it's slow in here...
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Old May 5, 2011 | 04:01 PM
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has a bad case of *** acne... Overheard him telling tirecraft last night... Pretty gross i know, but just sayin...
lmao
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Old May 5, 2011 | 04:18 PM
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Maybe it's not acne... maybe it's ingrown hairs???
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Old May 5, 2011 | 04:45 PM
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Lol
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Old May 5, 2011 | 05:45 PM
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mold in the seats? car sits around a lot
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Probably worms and he's dragging his *** on the driveway ... again.
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Old May 5, 2011 | 06:26 PM
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I knew I shouldn't have bought that car from a hooker...
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You know how sometimes we write "LOL", but we didn't really "laugh out loud"? This one really made me LOL!
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Old May 5, 2011 | 07:38 PM
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Can herpes spread?
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Old May 6, 2011 | 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Capthuff
Is that Fartpipe?
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Old May 6, 2011 | 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Ls1Freek98


You know how sometimes we write "LOL", but we didn't really "laugh out loud"? This one really made me LOL!
LOL
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Old May 6, 2011 | 03:58 PM
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Gosh darn it!!! RobZ will not approve of this message!!!!

And if you must know it was actually nothing more than welts from the paddle my massage therapist uses during our "sessions". This was the happy ending version ones not the regular ones.
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Old May 6, 2011 | 08:55 PM
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Whats a Fartpipe
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Old May 7, 2011 | 07:00 AM
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woah you guys are all pretty local, LOL
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Originally Posted by Sea Five
woah you guys are all pretty local, LOL
So you'll be moving immediately?
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Old May 7, 2011 | 09:55 AM
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So you'll be moving immediately?
Thats not nice Grandpa.















But very funny
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Originally Posted by tirecraft
Thats not nice Grandpa.




But very funny
Someone has a car that will shift now...
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Old May 7, 2011 | 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by WKMCD
Someone has a car that will shift now...
Great news ... now you need a driver, I know a few.
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Old May 8, 2011 | 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted by tirecraft
Great news ... now you need a driver, I know a few.
I'll be fine. I just need to get rid of two wheels and add some corners.
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