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Old Mar 6, 2012 | 09:38 AM
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This just in from a reliable corvette forum tabloidest. We have a update on Cupcake/Gary.

"Garry called me last night form a convent in South America. Everything is going well. He lost his first big bigwheel race against Sister Loretta. Apparently she has some weight reduction which is currently under review by the Sisterhood. He said its taking alot of time getting used to wearing a brown robe commando style but the other Monks assured him it gets rid of the jock itch. I told him you said hello and he will forward some photos soon. "
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Old Mar 6, 2012 | 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Fartpipe
This just in from a reliable corvette forum tabloidest. We have a update on Cupcake/Gary.

"Garry called me last night form a convent in South America. Everything is going well. He lost his first big bigwheel race against Sister Loretta. Apparently she has some weight reduction which is currently under review by the Sisterhood. He said its taking alot of time getting used to wearing a brown robe commando style but the other Monks assured him it gets rid of the jock itch. I told him you said hello and he will forward some photos soon. "
I knew something was up cause he just kind of trailed off...........
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Old Mar 6, 2012 | 05:28 PM
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That timeslip still amazes me. Congrats once again Gary, that
is some great driving.
I'll try not to hold the brown robe thing against you.
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Old Mar 6, 2012 | 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Fartpipe
This just in from a reliable corvette forum tabloidest. We have a update on Cupcake/Gary.

"Garry called me last night form a convent in South America. Everything is going well. He lost his first big bigwheel race against Sister Loretta. Apparently she has some weight reduction which is currently under review by the Sisterhood. He said its taking alot of time getting used to wearing a brown robe commando style but the other Monks assured him it gets rid of the jock itch. I told him you said hello and he will forward some photos soon. "
^^^
Is this guy telling the truth or not?
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Old Mar 6, 2012 | 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by robz
^^^
Is this guy telling the truth or not?
Hey what can I say Rob... when I hear about Gary I SPRING into action!
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Old Mar 6, 2012 | 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by fartpipe
wow this just seems like last week gary was racing and informing us on his great success. However it was 4 months ago now any update for us measly peons gary to know what you're up to? Throw us a bone or something buddy we miss you cup cake.

Originally Posted by fartpipe
this just in from a reliable corvette forum tabloidest. We have a update on cupcake/gary.

"garry called me last night form a convent in south america. Everything is going well. He lost his first big bigwheel race against sister loretta. Apparently she has some weight reduction which is currently under review by the sisterhood. He said its taking alot of time getting used to wearing a brown robe commando style but the other monks assured him it gets rid of the jock itch. I told him you said hello and he will forward some photos soon. "
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is this guy telling the truth or not?
absolute lie!
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Old Mar 6, 2012 | 11:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Fartpipe
Hey what can I say Rob... when I hear about Gary I SPRING into action!
Is it REALLY true though Pipester.......?
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Old Mar 7, 2012 | 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by stonabones69
Is it REALLY true though Pipester.......?
Sorry please direct your question to Tirecraft or another forum member who doesnt post in here any more. This is for adults talking only.
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Sorry please direct your question to Tirecraft or another forum member who doesnt post in here any more. This is for adults talking only.
WTF Pipe ....
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Old Mar 8, 2012 | 08:40 AM
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WTF Pipe ....


Who are you again? Are the Husband behind that nice lady thats on this forum also? She's very informative and knowledgeable. Wish I could say the same about you. She's going to be scheduling me in for some head/cam work. Offered some great products at a great price. You should take notes from her.
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