Ban Corny Vette Behavior
Drifting
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,891
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From: Baltimore MD
Originally Posted by Bismarck
About 5 years ago, I was dating a female who used to tell me that she hated my vette because vettes were for dorks and dweebs who are trying to impress other people. I tried to explain to her that impressing people was not at all what I liked about the cars. She never quite understood my point of view and vice versa as well. Now, I am beginning to see what she meant. Not that it matters; I will not sell my stock. However, I will probably be a bit self conscious that others might think I am a dork when they see me driving. I suppose it is a strong tradition that one man cannot change. There is an inertia that, though corny as hell, has obviously brought joy and brotherhood to those involved. Are these people dweebs? Indeed, they are. Yet, they are happy and who can argue with that?
Drifting
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,891
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From: Baltimore MD
Originally Posted by Bismarck
While you keep making claims of this and that, 63 Mako, would you like to put up your trailer park car up for pinks? Not that I will have any use for that rubbish but I will enjoy taking it away from you, since you worship it. Hell, I would probably donate it to a Monster Truck show and send you the video. You keep saying that I don't have a vette. If you truly believe this, put up your C2 and put your sh*tbox where your mouth is.
Wenchgirl, you need to study up on some history. Like T. Turbo says, it was a magnificent ship and god stepped in and caused a miraculous event to occur in order to cause it to be unable to steer. It was a one in a billion shot, therefore supernatural. If god had not done that, it would have ruled the Atlantic. It sunk the Hood with one shot and split it in half before its own tragedy took place. Fate is fate and such does not affect the accomplishments of man. The Bismarck was an extraordinary accomplishment that fell a bit short of god's will.
Wenchgirl, you need to study up on some history. Like T. Turbo says, it was a magnificent ship and god stepped in and caused a miraculous event to occur in order to cause it to be unable to steer. It was a one in a billion shot, therefore supernatural. If god had not done that, it would have ruled the Atlantic. It sunk the Hood with one shot and split it in half before its own tragedy took place. Fate is fate and such does not affect the accomplishments of man. The Bismarck was an extraordinary accomplishment that fell a bit short of god's will.
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Racer
Joined: Apr 2006
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What would this forum do without me? Ban me again and again for all I care. It is easy enough to create another nickname and exploit the nerdiness of the many here again and again, for as long as I find it entertaining; and yes, I do find it very entertaining. Do I have a corvette? No, I don't. I have 2 and including an '07 Z06 on the way, it will soon be 3. There are lots of people with more money than I have so I am not bragging about that. However, I will boast openly about the females that I have mounted, which of course is the true test of manhood and accomplishment, when all is said and done. Let the record show that as always, I have used many of you and your weak minds as a playground for my own selfish needs. A little bait is all that is required as the nerds form a pack, all huddled and oblivious to the fact that they are being exploited for my own entertainment. It won't be long before I return with another nickname to pull you queers around the torrid windmill of mental humiliation once again. There are a handful of members here who I don't have anything against. The rest are not anything more than corvette dorks who think they have something special in their sub 300hp sh*tboxes. Like the battleship, I would like to go out in a blaze of glory. The key difference is that I will return whenever I feel like it! LMAO. Maybe my next nickname will be Tirpitz. Do you think you subliterates will be able to notice me a little quicker if I make it easy for you like that? 
Team Owner
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 30,183
Likes: 313
From: Lake Norman NC
Originally Posted by Bismarck
What would this forum do without me? Ban me again and again for all I care. It is easy enough to create another nickname and exploit the nerdiness of the many here again and again, for as long as I find it entertaining; and yes, I do find it very entertaining. Do I have a corvette? No, I don't. I have 2 and including an '07 Z06 on the way, it will soon be 3. There are lots of people with more money than I have so I am not bragging about that. However, I will boast openly about the females that I have mounted, which of course is the true test of manhood and accomplishment, when all is said and done. Let the record show that as always, I have used many of you and your weak minds as a playground for my own selfish needs. A little bait is all that is required as the nerds form a pack, all huddled and oblivious to the fact that they are being exploited for my own entertainment. It won't be long before I return with another nickname to pull you queers around the torrid windmill of mental humiliation once again. There are a handful of members here who I don't have anything against. The rest are not anything more than corvette dorks who think they have something special in their sub 300hp sh*tboxes. Like the battleship, I would like to go out in a blaze of glory. The key difference is that I will return whenever I feel like it! LMAO. Maybe my next nickname will be Tirpitz. Do you think you subliterates will be able to notice me a little quicker if I make it easy for you like that?
Le Mans Master
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 5,752
Likes: 4
From: Austin Texas
Bismarck, you are pathetic. Proof is you get banned, and come back. You don't fit in here. You come back to try to impress us. It isn't working. Perhaps you are attempting to compensate for some deficiency in some un-mentionable areas. Get a life. Away from Corvette Forum.
Burning Brakes
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 988
Likes: 1
From: Dyersburg TN
I had a sport bike for awhile , and even the old Harley guys would wave going down the road , it's all bout belonging to some type of club , maybe you didn't get that gene , maybe we could start a fund to see if we could collect some money for a gene altering operation
Safety Car
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 3,654
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From: Chandler Arizona
St. Jude Donor '08
Originally Posted by Redshark6974
i know, but this is 10 pages of BS..
Racer
Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 445
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From: SAN DIEGO(SANTEE) CA.
Originally Posted by chevy69
The one that got Tony, Nacho (same people) and "Yellow" some more vacation time recently went 20 pages - we may only be halfway there
The guys over in Tech/Per. aren'thaving as much fun as we are
Burning Brakes
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 988
Likes: 1
From: Dyersburg TN
Originally Posted by Bismarck
What would this forum do without me? Ban me again and again for all I care. It is easy enough to create another nickname and exploit the nerdiness of the many here again and again, for as long as I find it entertaining; and yes, I do find it very entertaining. Do I have a corvette? No, I don't. I have 2 and including an '07 Z06 on the way, it will soon be 3. There are lots of people with more money than I have so I am not bragging about that. However, I will boast openly about the females that I have mounted, which of course is the true test of manhood and accomplishment, when all is said and done. Let the record show that as always, I have used many of you and your weak minds as a playground for my own selfish needs. A little bait is all that is required as the nerds form a pack, all huddled and oblivious to the fact that they are being exploited for my own entertainment. It won't be long before I return with another nickname to pull you queers around the torrid windmill of mental humiliation once again. There are a handful of members here who I don't have anything against. The rest are not anything more than corvette dorks who think they have something special in their sub 300hp sh*tboxes. Like the battleship, I would like to go out in a blaze of glory. The key difference is that I will return whenever I feel like it! LMAO. Maybe my next nickname will be Tirpitz. Do you think you subliterates will be able to notice me a little quicker if I make it easy for you like that?
Pro
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 702
Likes: 1
From: Sealy TX
St. Jude Donor 06-'07
Bismarck;
I think you would fit much better over at www.myspace.com. I agree w/ the others, you don't have a vette and will never have one, all you want is to be like an annoying fly and buzz around.
Good luck loser.
I think you would fit much better over at www.myspace.com. I agree w/ the others, you don't have a vette and will never have one, all you want is to be like an annoying fly and buzz around.
Good luck loser.