Dear Abby
Melting Slicks
Joined: Feb 2017
Posts: 3,232
Likes: 1,232
From: PHX AZ
Dear Wife/Girlfriend/Fiance'
You remember the engagement ring I bought you? What about the wedding ring? They cost more than my Corvette. Can you drive them? They sit in a drawer. Carbon is the second most common element....its a piece of compressed carbon. If De beers and the Russians and the Royal family put put their diamond holdings on the market, your ring would be worth $100. YOU made me buy that!
Go polish your worthless ring!
I'm going for a drive!
You remember the engagement ring I bought you? What about the wedding ring? They cost more than my Corvette. Can you drive them? They sit in a drawer. Carbon is the second most common element....its a piece of compressed carbon. If De beers and the Russians and the Royal family put put their diamond holdings on the market, your ring would be worth $100. YOU made me buy that!
Go polish your worthless ring!
I'm going for a drive!
Safety Car
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 3,694
Likes: 833
From: WI
Few yrs ago I asked my wife if maybe we should sell the 78 Trans Am since we don't drive it all that much.
What I heard in response: "We're NOT selling the Trans Am!"
I was surprised by that ..lol. Not all wives are anti car projects.
What I heard in response: "We're NOT selling the Trans Am!"
I was surprised by that ..lol. Not all wives are anti car projects.
Burning Brakes
Joined: Jul 2018
Posts: 979
Likes: 258
From: Maryland
Safety Car
Joined: Feb 2012
Posts: 4,705
Likes: 983
From: Orlando FL
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Joined: Dec 2000
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From: Lansdale 19446 PA
2024 C3 of the Year Finalist- Unmodified
St. Jude Donor '10-'11, '15, '19
Well, I think I have a jewel! Between 1997 & 1998, I purchased 3 - C3s. First was the 76, then the 78 Silver Anniversary and then the 69. All 3 were my wife's idea - she pushed me to get them. On the 69, she came home from work one day with her works daily newsletter. She handed the newsletter to me and said, "I think you should get this"!!! She had circled an ad "1969 Corvette 350 350 4 speed. It was in the driveway the next day! Oh, I am such a lucky guy!!!!!
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Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 3,363
Likes: 303
From: Lansdale 19446 PA
2024 C3 of the Year Finalist- Unmodified
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Race Director
Joined: Jul 2015
Posts: 13,082
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From: SW Florida.
How many of us can say: “Dear Abby. My wife keeps buying whatever the frick she wants, whenever the frick she feels like it. Always stupid, useless stuff. Comforters! In South Florida! Shoes! Friggin Yankee Candles! Cases of them! Shoes! More shoes!”
