Dashing Through the Snow...
Not exactly a one-horse sleigh:
Quite an interesting video!!!
When I was in my early teens we could earn a little cash shoveling snow for folks on our street.
IF the snow was deep....a foot or so...it was a lot of work, BUT, if we worked hard we could maybe earn 3 or 4 dollars!
That was a fortune.
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Now everywhere I go I say Merry Christmas to the folks working the stores and almost everyone of them get a big smile and say it back....I feel the bullshit DEI Liberal offended crowd is going back to the shadows...finally.....so...
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Last edited by Rescue Rogers; Dec 21, 2025 at 01:57 PM.
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And in the garage.
There wasn't a trace of a Tesla, Ford or Dodge.
The presents were all wrapped and the lights were all lit,
So I figured I'd go mess with my Corvette for a lil bit.
I popped the release and then lifted the hood,
When a deep voice behind me said "Looks pretty damn good."
Well as you can imagine, I turned around mighty quick,
And there by my workbench, stood good Ol' Saint Nick !
He just stared at first, not sure exactly what to say,
Then Santa piped in "Don't suppose you'd trade that for my sleigh ?'
No chance “Forget it, Mr. Claus" then I started to grin
But, “If you've got some time we could go for a spin !"
His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
Burst into a smile when he said "C'mon then, Let's GO !!"
So as not to disturb all my neighbors' retreat,
We pushed my old Stingray quietly onto the street.
Then, taking our places to drift in neutral down the hill,
I turned on the key, then let the clutch spill.
The sound erupted and took Santa by surprise,
But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes.
With cold tires spinning and exhaust pipes aglow,
We headed on out to the roads where hot rodders go.
And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears,
With every shift up as I went through the gears.
Then he yelled "Can't recall when I've felt so alive !"
So I backed off the gas and said " Hey Do you wanna drive ?"
Ol' Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys,
As he walked past the headlights he shook at the knees !
Then the big block exploded with a deep raspy exhaust sound !
Santa let out the clutch as the tires tore up the ground.
Power shift into second, and again into third !
I grabbed for the handle, at loss for a word.
With the tank reaching empty, Santa returned to his sleigh,
Never to forget that ride in my '68 Stingray
Later, I heard him exclaim, as he blasted from sight,
"Merry Christmas, to all,
It's been a great fucken night” !!!
* * I Don't care who the **** you are, get those god damn reindeer off my roof * *



















