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Old Oct 17, 2005 | 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by joco
What is this tuning for beer thing and how do you know where they are held?
How do you get invitied?
Check with Ticketmaster...

Seriously, though...the "TFB" or Tuning For Beer Tour is kinda like a secret society (Skull & Bones, etc.). You have to know someone on "the inside" to get invited...kinda like "Fight Club".

Locations are kept secret, but only to the people who do not read this forum...
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Old Oct 17, 2005 | 08:49 PM
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Or to your "All Business" neighbor.........who never opens his hood.
Hey George,
Didn't that car have some fancy fiberglass work on the rear? Like a Corvette pickup truck or something? He may have glassed the hood too. Can't even open it, I'll bet. Go easy on him. He probably has to raise the body to check his oil.
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Old Oct 17, 2005 | 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by TonySinclair
Check with Ticketmaster...

Seriously, though...the "TFB" or Tuning For Beer Tour is kinda like a secret society (Skull & Bones, etc.). You have to know someone on "the inside" to get invited...kinda like "Fight Club".

Locations are kept secret, but only to the people who do not read this forum...
"The First Rule of 'Tuning For Beer' is you do NOT talk about 'Tuning For Beer!"

Of course, this is followed closely by:

"Anyone who brings Pabst Blue Ribbon will be tied to the rear end of a car tuned by Lars and expected to run along behind."
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Old Oct 17, 2005 | 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Sprzout
"The First Rule of 'Tuning For Beer' is you do NOT talk about 'Tuning For Beer!"

Of course, this is followed closely by:

"Anyone who brings Pabst Blue Ribbon will be tied to the rear end of a car tuned by Lars and expected to run along behind."
If you do not adhere to rule #1, Tyler Durden may hit you with a BFH. That goes for anyone with Pabst Blue Ribbon also.(do they still make that stuff?) Oh, and one more thing - keep an eye out for Inspector Dent(no relation).
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 01:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Vette Dent
If you do not adhere to rule #1, Tyler Durden may hit you with a BFH. That goes for anyone with Pabst Blue Ribbon also.(do they still make that stuff?) Oh, and one more thing - keep an eye out for Inspector Dent(no relation).

Sadly enough, they still make Pabst. The only beer I've ever drunk and thought, "Wow...this stuff is so bad, I would have to be completely drunk in order to drink it! No wonder it was 99 cents for a 6 pack."

Anyway, I hope to someday meet Lars for a tuning session; he's already assisted me by suggesting some rebuild kits for the Quadrajet carburetor.
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 08:18 AM
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 10:04 AM
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George,

FYI, great videos! Sound was a little low, but still awesome for all the details.
Glad you found them useful Darrell. I noted the sound was a little low but that was the result of basically a cheap consumer grade camera with a built in mic that was apparently too far away from the "source".

However all that said, just crank up the volume a bit and you can hear it fine.

Hey Lars, next time can I wire you up with a clip on mic???

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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by joco
What is this tuning for beer thing and how do you know where they are held?
How do you get invitied?
The way you get invited is that you put on an event and do the inviting...
For an info sheet on the TFB series, simply drop me an e-mail request for the info sheet.
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 02:03 PM
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...I think you guys are being too harsh on "DDB." You need to attend a sensitivity training class, damned hobbiests.
you know its hunting season....that means it time for a wild boar to be hanging from the tree while its being gutted
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 10:23 PM
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Actually, Pabst made a very good premium beer during the '70s called Andecker. Things went to s**t when the bigger breweries took over everything, and the kids started drinking beer or what they called beer. Everything went Light. Or fruit flavored as in Zima.

Most of the medium sized breweries made a premium beer way back when. One of my favorites was Erlanger, made by Stroh.

I mourn the passing of good American beer, that can be had locally. I am reduced to Molsen Golden as my everyday beer, Anchor Steam beer and porter, and occasionally Lowenbrau, since it is now being imported from Germany.

When I hit the Power Ball this Wednesday, Lars and all will be invited to a tuning session that I would stretch from days to weeks. And we will have goood beer.
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Old Oct 18, 2005 | 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by bobs77vet
you know its hunting season....that means it time for a wild boar to be hanging from the tree while its being gutted
Hey Bob - Want to come with me? I'm going back to Stewart's and put some deer antlers on those BF dogs across the street.
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Old Oct 19, 2005 | 09:20 AM
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Hey Bob - Want to come with me? I'm going back to Stewart's and put some deer antlers on those BF dogs across the street.
just send kenny over with meat juice rubbed on his legs.....the dogs liked him
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Old Oct 19, 2005 | 09:27 AM
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When I hit the Power Ball this Wednesday, Lars and all will be invited to a tuning session that I would stretch from days to weeks. And we will have goood beer.
Should I buy my plane ticket now...?
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Old Oct 19, 2005 | 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by bobs77vet
just send kenny over with meat juice rubbed on his legs.....the dogs liked him
Bob,that brown stuff running down my legs WAS NOT meat juice if you know what I mean. BTW I know why you think those dogs liked me ... FYI when a dog shows his teeth like that, they are NOT smiling!

Lars- if you tune MY car first, I promise to drive by and throw the dogs some meatballs laced with sleeping pills and time release laxatives. That ought to buy you guys some more tuning time!
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Old Oct 19, 2005 | 03:40 PM
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I finally figured out the GOLDEN HAMMER comments. It is really an adjustment tool. It seems as if it is used to beat holes back into shape, adjust throttle linkages..or maybe the brackets among other things.

I gotta run to Pep Boys/Kragens to get me one of those!

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Old Oct 19, 2005 | 04:00 PM
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My neighbors Vette may not be "all business" but those dogs definately are.
Ken, win any mor Hooters trophies? I'll have to get over there next summer.
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stewart are you going to make any t-shirts from your avatar? theres a place at the end of my street that can make them if you want me to check it out.
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Old Oct 19, 2005 | 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by kdf1986
I finally figured out the GOLDEN HAMMER comments. It is really an adjustment tool. It seems as if it is used to beat holes back into shape, adjust throttle linkages..or maybe the brackets among other things.
The hammer and the beer have become the tongue-in-cheek icons of the Tuning for Beer Tour. We've used big hammers and sledge hammers in the tuning process to fabricate parts, bend clips & brackets, knock out stubborn/seized parts, straighten bent parts, correct throttle linkage geometry, and a dozen other things. The observation has been that every blow of the hammer adds about 10 horsepower... We've also used angle grinders, torches, big anvils, sawzalls and impact hammers in the work on the Tours. So we make a point of featuring hammers and beers in as many photos as possible just to keep the prissy and faint-at-heart Vette owners at bay (we call them the VetteWaxers. VetteWaxers never attend TFB sessions for fear of getting finger prints on their air cleaner lids)... Fun-loving enthusiasts who appreciate the qualities of hammers and power tools attend TFB sessions.
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Old Oct 19, 2005 | 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by bobs77vet
stewart are you going to make any t-shirts from your avatar? theres a place at the end of my street that can make them if you want me to check it out.
Bob, I've got a friend who is making the Avatar into a hi res version and will put it onto some t-shirts....I'll keep everyone posted
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Old Oct 19, 2005 | 08:41 PM
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Sounds great Stewart. Can we get "Hobbiests Only" written on the back!
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