C3 Caption Contest...
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
"Land Shark claims another victum, news at 11."
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (paso)
"Dang !! That last speed bump was a little mushier than the others....."
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (paso)
SHHHH. listen can you hear it. It came from down here.
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
There needs to be an inlet warning sticker on the front of the car. Just like the ones on military jets ...... --- gone looking for one...... back soon.
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (BSeery)
"""Shhh -- do you hear something dragging ?? It's been like that since I left the mechanics pit at Jiffy lube.""" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mr. Bubba starting "Instant Oil Change" business in Wal Mart parking lots while you shop. Check local TV and newspaper ads for coupons. 50% discount if you bring your own oil and filter. Washer fluid, wiper refills, air for the tires NOT INCLUDED.
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
I didn't say I had a '57 fuelie, I said I have a '77 FUEL LEAK!!!
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Twinnie)
Cool pic - Twinnie ! - :lol: :lol: :lol:
How 'bout this one ?
"I knew those parts at Wal-Mart wouldn't hold up !
or this one ?
"I've been under this car for half -n- hour & that chick with the short skirt still hasn't walked by !
or this one ? .....
"Honey ? ...I thought you said you just 'barely' hit that last bump in the road !?!?....there goes my $60 alighnment"
How 'bout this one ?
"I knew those parts at Wal-Mart wouldn't hold up !
or this one ?
"I've been under this car for half -n- hour & that chick with the short skirt still hasn't walked by !
or this one ? .....
"Honey ? ...I thought you said you just 'barely' hit that last bump in the road !?!?....there goes my $60 alighnment"