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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 09:22 PM
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The BOOK say's change the oil every 3,000 miles !!!!!!!!
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 09:23 PM
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"Land Shark claims another victum, news at 11."
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 09:26 PM
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SHHHH. listen can you hear it. It came from down here.
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 09:27 PM
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"Dang !! That last speed bump was a little mushier than the others....."
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 09:28 PM
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SHHHH. listen can you hear it. It came from down here.
"Shhh -- do you hear something dragging ?? It's been like that since I left the mechanics pit at Jiffy lube."
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 09:29 PM
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There needs to be an inlet warning sticker on the front of the car. Just like the ones on military jets ...... --- gone looking for one...... back soon.
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 09:36 PM
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"""Shhh -- do you hear something dragging ?? It's been like that since I left the mechanics pit at Jiffy lube.""" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mr. Bubba starting "Instant Oil Change" business in Wal Mart parking lots while you shop. Check local TV and newspaper ads for coupons. 50% discount if you bring your own oil and filter. Washer fluid, wiper refills, air for the tires NOT INCLUDED.
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 09:41 PM
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I woulda got 'im real good if it weren't for that darn curb!
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 09:49 PM
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My friend told me it was front-wheel drive but I can't find the CV joints.
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 10:22 PM
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Ryan the Ricer asks, "hey wheres the turbo?"

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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 10:33 PM
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OH F#@*%!!!!!THIS DON"T LOOK GOOD!!!!!
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 10:42 PM
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SO THATS WHAT THOSE EXTRA BOLTS WERE FOR#$%^^&$##@%%
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Old Apr 23, 2002 | 12:23 AM
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NOW QUICK!!! PULL THE WHEEL OFF!!!

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Old Apr 23, 2002 | 12:42 AM
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I didn't say I had a '57 fuelie, I said I have a '77 FUEL LEAK!!!

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Old Apr 23, 2002 | 12:51 AM
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Last words heard. "Someone on the forum told me if you short the solenoid with a screw driver it will start."
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Old Apr 23, 2002 | 12:57 PM
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Ten bucks says i can bench press this vette!
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Old Apr 23, 2002 | 02:20 PM
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Sorry, I was laughing so hard I forgot it was supposed to be a caption.

Here is my caption, "Where is my wife with that ******* anyway???"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old Apr 23, 2002 | 04:16 PM
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Hahaha :D That pic looks like our "party" last Sunday:



Look.. it even shows a plumbers crack :D :cheers: :lol:

Marck
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Old Apr 23, 2002 | 04:30 PM
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"Can someone please tell me how to use my scanner software to crop?!?!"
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Old Apr 23, 2002 | 04:56 PM
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Cool pic - Twinnie ! - :lol: :lol: :lol:

How 'bout this one ?

"I knew those parts at Wal-Mart wouldn't hold up !

or this one ?
"I've been under this car for half -n- hour & that chick with the short skirt still hasn't walked by !

or this one ? .....
"Honey ? ...I thought you said you just 'barely' hit that last bump in the road !?!?....there goes my $60 alighnment"
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