C3 Caption Contest...
Apr 22, 2002 | 11:04 AM
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C3 Caption Contest...
Apr 22, 2002 | 11:09 AM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
I wonder if I should invest in a set of jack stands?
:jester
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Apr 22, 2002 | 11:13 AM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (FONG)
"Hey Bubba, I thought you said the spare was under the front???"
Apr 22, 2002 | 11:17 AM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
I hate it when this happens!!!!
Apr 22, 2002 | 11:20 AM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (30yr Wait)
Local man eaten by a yellow shark!
Police officers found a pair of shoes, which they believe belong to local "mechanic" Bubba, reported missing two days ago. Specialists say this is the first case of a shark attack in Ohio.
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-Pedro
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Apr 22, 2002 | 11:22 AM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
Curb Service!
Apr 22, 2002 | 11:33 AM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
Shark Diet:
Sharks need a steady supply of money, premium fuel, and require a mechanic snack from time to time.
Apr 22, 2002 | 11:38 AM
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Apr 22, 2002 | 11:45 AM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
"I'll just crawl under hear & act like I'm fixin' the car - then, when she walks by......"
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Apr 22, 2002 | 01:00 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
You just need the sound track for Jaws!
Daaaa...da.......Daaa...da........Daaa.. .da...............
Apr 22, 2002 | 01:15 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (75rat)
Homeless man charged with indecent exposure found hiding under stolen chevette car at Wal-Mart :D
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Apr 22, 2002 | 01:20 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Wightnite)
Damn Stinking Plug Wire Sheilding.
Apr 22, 2002 | 01:21 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
I know it's the same color and year but I swear that's not me in case someone got confused. Besides mine just eats bicycles, I took it to obediance school (body shop) to break it of that habbit. Was there a recall in 73 for this kind problem? :lol:
:cheers:
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Apr 22, 2002 | 01:36 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
"I noticed the car seemed to be leaning a bit the last time I parked it. I crawled underneath, but I couldn't see anything out of the ordinary." :D
Apr 22, 2002 | 01:38 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (73 LS-4)
Man's remains found in shark's belly
After years of abuse that included perverse duct tape and silicone treatments, 'Sharky' bit back...
Apr 22, 2002 | 01:44 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (SuperFast80)
I thought you said this was a "69" :)
Apr 22, 2002 | 01:46 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
" New found clips from the cutting room floor"- Jaws. I guess they couldn't figure out a way to get the car jump on the boat at the end of the movie so had to go with the mechanical great white!
Gary
Apr 22, 2002 | 02:11 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Pedro'74)
Quote:
Local man eaten by a yellow shark!
Police officers found a pair of shoes, which they believe belong to local "mechanic" Bubba, reported missing two days ago. Specialists say this is the first case of a shark attack in Ohio.
Quote:
Shark Diet:
Sharks need a steady supply of money, premium fuel, and require a mechanic snack from time to time.
These 2 get my vote. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Apr 22, 2002 | 03:18 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
Door is open and the hood is up now if I can only figure out how to turn off this damn alarm.
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Apr 22, 2002 | 03:25 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
"Candygram"