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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 03:27 PM
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easy ..................Man Eating shark caught on tape
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 03:29 PM
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How funny, I've actually had to do that before! Was in Tulsa and the trans. linkage got stuck in 2nd. Had no tools or jack with me but damnit, I still fixed it. Guess it was the Bubba in me that got the job done.
Talk about embarassing though! Geesh.
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 03:31 PM
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Yellow Vette Of horrors - Feed Me!
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 03:31 PM
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Local man stranded in large empty parking lot...Corvette forum members make fun of him for not carrying jackstands at all times.

In a related story, Vette enthusiasts are sometimes seen as "elitists" by other drivers...

Sorry guys couldn't myself... :troll
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 03:44 PM
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This picture would be even better if you were getting a blow job at the same time... :D :eek: :cheers:
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 03:47 PM
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Sorry, I was laughing so hard I forgot it was supposed to be a caption.

Here is my caption, "Where is my wife with that ******* anyway???"
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 03:57 PM
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"I'll fix this blasted oil pan leak once and for all. First, I'll bang over here and here with this 16oz hammer. Then a little duct tape around the edges...and then some coat hanger wire up over the engine to snug it up tight. There, good as new... DOH!!!...DAG NABIT!!!! Son of frickin a frackin a..."!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 04:07 PM
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Recovering X-Vette garage mechanic escapes from insane asylum after months of intense therapy to cure his "while I'm at it" syndrome only to have his Vette break down in the parking lot and send him over the edge! :crazy:
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 04:24 PM
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Damn that blasted, rotted Radiator Core Support! :D
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 04:25 PM
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I knew I shouldn't have let my Wife drive the Corvette! Now what are
we going to do with this body?
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 06:31 PM
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Don't worry Honey, I will find something to do while your in the Mall. :D
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 06:54 PM
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D@m you Corvette Forum, and you too 69L71.
Oh well I guess it can't fall off my four post lift!
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 07:46 PM
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Man, I knew it was late when I left "Baby Dolls" now where did I leave my beer!
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 08:18 PM
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"Crikey!!! Look at the bloody teeth on this fella. If I'm careful enough I can get real close without him biting me. Aaaaaarrrgggghhhh!"
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 08:35 PM
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Hey. You. Under the car. I hear Kragen has jack stands on sale.
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 08:41 PM
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"Got my Vette, this pose! The chicks are gonna be crawlin' all over me in a minute or so!"
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 08:44 PM
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"Crikey!!! Look at the bloody teeth on this fella. If I'm careful enough I can get real close without him biting me. Aaaaaarrrgggghhhh!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I think we have a winner

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 08:47 PM
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" Corvette, its a state of mind..."

Where have I heard that before? :crazy: :crazy:
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 08:49 PM
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Some great comments guys!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Here's another---

""We're going to need a bigger boat""
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Old Apr 22, 2002 | 08:59 PM
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"...mark, what are you doing to my corvette?"

Or

"The College Students Corvette Repair Manual. 'How to repair your corvette with limited tools'."

Or

Wife naggs, "Damnit Joe, will we ever leave a store without you making sure no one tampered with your car?"

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