C3 Caption Contest...
Apr 22, 2002 | 03:27 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
easy ..................Man Eating shark caught on tape
Apr 22, 2002 | 03:29 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (BlueL36)
How funny, I've actually had to do that before! Was in Tulsa and the trans. linkage got stuck in 2nd. Had no tools or jack with me but damnit, I still fixed it. Guess it was the Bubba in me that got the job done.
Talk about embarassing though! Geesh.
Apr 22, 2002 | 03:31 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
Yellow Vette Of horrors - Feed Me!
Apr 22, 2002 | 03:31 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
Local man stranded in large empty parking lot...Corvette forum members make fun of him for not carrying jackstands at all times.
In a related story, Vette enthusiasts are sometimes seen as "elitists" by other drivers...
Sorry guys couldn't myself... :troll
Apr 22, 2002 | 03:44 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
This picture would be even better if you were getting a blow job at the same time... :D :eek: :cheers:
Apr 22, 2002 | 03:47 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
Sorry, I was laughing so hard I forgot it was supposed to be a caption.
Here is my caption, "Where is my wife with that ******* anyway???"
Apr 22, 2002 | 03:57 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
"I'll fix this blasted oil pan leak once and for all. First, I'll bang over here and here with this 16oz hammer. Then a little duct tape around the edges...and then some coat hanger wire up over the engine to snug it up tight. There, good as new... DOH!!!...DAG NABIT!!!! Son of frickin a frackin a..."!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 22, 2002 | 04:07 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
Recovering X-Vette garage mechanic escapes from insane asylum after months of intense therapy to cure his "while I'm at it" syndrome only to have his Vette break down in the parking lot and send him over the edge! :crazy:
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Apr 22, 2002 | 04:24 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
Damn that blasted, rotted Radiator Core Support! :D
Apr 22, 2002 | 04:25 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
I knew I shouldn't have let my Wife drive the Corvette! Now what are
we going to do with this body? :D
Apr 22, 2002 | 06:31 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
Don't worry Honey, I will find something to do while your in the Mall. :D
Apr 22, 2002 | 06:54 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
D@m you Corvette Forum, and you too 69L71.
Oh well I guess it can't fall off my four post lift!
Apr 22, 2002 | 07:46 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
Man, I knew it was late when I left "Baby Dolls" now where did I leave my beer!
Apr 22, 2002 | 08:18 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
"Crikey!!! Look at the bloody teeth on this fella. If I'm careful enough I can get real close without him biting me. Aaaaaarrrgggghhhh!"
Apr 22, 2002 | 08:35 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
Hey. You. Under the car. I hear Kragen has jack stands on sale.
Apr 22, 2002 | 08:41 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
"Got my Vette, this pose! The chicks are gonna be crawlin' all over me in a minute or so!"
Apr 22, 2002 | 08:44 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Brutus)
Quote:
"Crikey!!! Look at the bloody teeth on this fella. If I'm careful enough I can get real close without him biting me. Aaaaaarrrgggghhhh!"
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I think we have a winner
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Apr 22, 2002 | 08:47 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
" Corvette, its a state of mind..."
Where have I heard that before? :crazy: :crazy:
Apr 22, 2002 | 08:49 PM
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (79MakoL82)
Some great comments guys!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Here's another---
""We're going to need a bigger boat""
Apr 22, 2002 | 08:59 PM
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From: North Carolina
Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
"...mark, what are you doing to my corvette?"
Or
"The College Students Corvette Repair Manual. 'How to repair your corvette with limited tools'."
Or
Wife naggs, "Damnit Joe, will we ever leave a store without you making sure no one tampered with your car?"
:jester :jester
Daniel