C3 Caption Contest...
Melting Slicks
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 2,659
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From: Katy (Houston) TX
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (BlueL36)
How funny, I've actually had to do that before! Was in Tulsa and the trans. linkage got stuck in 2nd. Had no tools or jack with me but damnit, I still fixed it. Guess it was the Bubba in me that got the job done.
Talk about embarassing though! Geesh.
Talk about embarassing though! Geesh.
Burning Brakes
Joined: Sep 2001
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From: College Station / Highland Village TX
Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
Local man stranded in large empty parking lot...Corvette forum members make fun of him for not carrying jackstands at all times.
In a related story, Vette enthusiasts are sometimes seen as "elitists" by other drivers...
Sorry guys couldn't myself... :troll
In a related story, Vette enthusiasts are sometimes seen as "elitists" by other drivers...
Sorry guys couldn't myself... :troll
Melting Slicks
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 2,663
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From: Palm Harbor FL
Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
"I'll fix this blasted oil pan leak once and for all. First, I'll bang over here and here with this 16oz hammer. Then a little duct tape around the edges...and then some coat hanger wire up over the engine to snug it up tight. There, good as new... DOH!!!...DAG NABIT!!!! Son of frickin a frackin a..."!!!!!!!!!!
Burning Brakes
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From: Palatine IL
Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
Recovering X-Vette garage mechanic escapes from insane asylum after months of intense therapy to cure his "while I'm at it" syndrome only to have his Vette break down in the parking lot and send him over the edge! :crazy:
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
"Got my Vette, this pose! The chicks are gonna be crawlin' all over me in a minute or so!"
Melting Slicks
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From: Palm Harbor FL
Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Brutus)
"Crikey!!! Look at the bloody teeth on this fella. If I'm careful enough I can get real close without him biting me. Aaaaaarrrgggghhhh!"
I think we have a winner
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: C3 Caption Contest... (79MakoL82)
Some great comments guys!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Here's another---
""We're going to need a bigger boat""
Here's another---
""We're going to need a bigger boat""
Drifting
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 1,708
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From: North Carolina
Re: C3 Caption Contest... (Paul Borowski)
"...mark, what are you doing to my corvette?"
Or
"The College Students Corvette Repair Manual. 'How to repair your corvette with limited tools'."
Or
Wife naggs, "Damnit Joe, will we ever leave a store without you making sure no one tampered with your car?"
:jester :jester
Daniel
Or
"The College Students Corvette Repair Manual. 'How to repair your corvette with limited tools'."
Or
Wife naggs, "Damnit Joe, will we ever leave a store without you making sure no one tampered with your car?"
:jester :jester
Daniel
