[Off Topic]Ouch
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Re: [Off Topic]Ouch (bence13_33)
Shane she is beautiful. Let me buy her roses. If you spend more time with your car then with her you are nuts.
Try the ring thing. From the picture I am falling in love.
I am just kidding you Shane. The part about her being beautiful is true.
You are a lucky guy. :) :) :)
Have a great valentines day. :) :)
Try the ring thing. From the picture I am falling in love.
I am just kidding you Shane. The part about her being beautiful is true.
You are a lucky guy. :) :) :)
Have a great valentines day. :) :)
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Re: [Off Topic]Ouch (Smokehouse69)
My wife told me this morning, "If you buy me anything like roses or candy I'll kick your azz!" I believe her too!
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Re: [Off Topic]Ouch (SmokedTires)
Yea-the roses go away after you have been married awhile. They just do not provide the umph that they once did.
This year I opted for the Victoria's Secret Gift Certificate.
I did not have to go through the pain (or enjoyment depending on how you look at it) of picking something out and I certainly did not have to listen to her tell me that I picked out the wrong thing (you married guys know what I mean).
This is a win/win because you know whatever she is going to buy with the GC will be well worth the money!
This year I opted for the Victoria's Secret Gift Certificate.
I did not have to go through the pain (or enjoyment depending on how you look at it) of picking something out and I certainly did not have to listen to her tell me that I picked out the wrong thing (you married guys know what I mean).
This is a win/win because you know whatever she is going to buy with the GC will be well worth the money!
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Re: [Off Topic]Ouch (bence13_33)
Tomorrow they will be $12.00. :D
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Re: [Off Topic]Ouch (Corzvette69)
Comical thread....
And Easter just around the corner... followed by Mother's Day.... Wifes/Girlfriends birthday.... never ending. Who made up these holidays?
Get a dog or do the guy thing and break up two weeks before any of the above. Hint: Doesn't seem to work with marriage. They then own everything.
And Easter just around the corner... followed by Mother's Day.... Wifes/Girlfriends birthday.... never ending. Who made up these holidays?
Get a dog or do the guy thing and break up two weeks before any of the above. Hint: Doesn't seem to work with marriage. They then own everything.
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Re: [Off Topic]Ouch (bgrice)
Uhhh, way off topic, but here we go.
Oh, I love these threads. Screw the flowers. Reminds me of a story I once heard.
A little girl was asking her Mommy where babies come from, and Mommy told her that dad sticks his thing below Mommy's waist, and that's where babies come from. The little girl then told her Mommy that she once saw dad stick his thing in Mommy's mouth, and then asked Mommy, what's that bring?
Mommy then replied, "Oh, that's where Mommy gets her jewelry!"
Enjoy
Oh, I love these threads. Screw the flowers. Reminds me of a story I once heard.
A little girl was asking her Mommy where babies come from, and Mommy told her that dad sticks his thing below Mommy's waist, and that's where babies come from. The little girl then told her Mommy that she once saw dad stick his thing in Mommy's mouth, and then asked Mommy, what's that bring?
Mommy then replied, "Oh, that's where Mommy gets her jewelry!"
Enjoy
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Re: [Off Topic]Ouch (Don Schuette)
The little girl then told her Mommy that she once saw dad stick his thing in Mommy's mouth, and then asked Mommy, what's that bring?
Mommy then replied, "Oh, that's where Mommy gets her jewelry!"
I just got robbed. I bought my wife a saphire ring last night for $390 and I never got any of that. I also bought her a box of her favorite dark chocolates and just 2 long stem red roses. Still didn't get any of that :confused:
What am I doing wrong ?
I know. All I have to do is ask. :):
Mommy then replied, "Oh, that's where Mommy gets her jewelry!"
I just got robbed. I bought my wife a saphire ring last night for $390 and I never got any of that. I also bought her a box of her favorite dark chocolates and just 2 long stem red roses. Still didn't get any of that :confused:
What am I doing wrong ?
I know. All I have to do is ask. :):