cops picking on me.....:(

Just be nice.

I'm going to generalize here, and say the young cops are prudes, way too textbook.
exception and not always the rule.
Sadly there are some that are mean
and hateful.
Just like any other line of work. I have
a few freinds that are cops in other
counties.Great people, but they do
realize that not everyone is like them.
Especially in my small town. That was 8
years ogo since I was getting pulled
all the time. A lot of cops that were harasing
me and others are no longer cops.
Maybe that's why. But to the honest members
of law enforcement- You guy's are much
appriciated.


I got pulled over on the PA Turnpike. The officer told us(there were three of us in three cars) that someone had called and reported three vettes travellling at a high rate of speed. Well maybe 81 mph is a high rate of speed, but so it 55 or 65. But based on the fact that three vettes were doing 81, never mind the fact that every soccer mom and redneck in their SUV's and trucks were passing us, we got singled out.
But she was nice about it and gave us tickets for"failure to obey official sign" no points, small fine(but in PA there is no such thing with all the surcharges). and we were let go.
Could we have gone to court to prove our innocence?(or more importantly would the other party have shown up to prove our guilt?) We sure could have, but it's cheaper to pay $100 fine than to take a day off and drive halfway across PA to defend yourself.
So as I stated already, time and a place for everything.
I got pulled over on the PA Turnpike. The officer told us(there were three of us in three cars) that someone had called and reported three vettes travellling at a high rate of speed. Well maybe 81 mph is a high rate of speed, but so it 55 or 65. But based on the fact that three vettes were doing 81, never mind the fact that every soccer mom and redneck in their SUV's and trucks were passing us, we got singled out.
But she was nice about it and gave us tickets for"failure to obey official sign" no points, small fine(but in PA there is no such thing with all the surcharges). and we were let go.
Could we have gone to court to prove our innocence?(or more importantly would the other party have shown up to prove our guilt?) We sure could have, but it's cheaper to pay $100 fine than to take a day off and drive halfway across PA to defend yourself.
So as I stated already, time and a place for everything.
With that type of new "ratting" rule, I feel like I can rat my enemies or just about anyone that comes close to making me mad while driving on the highway. I wonder if they took the name of that "rat/material" witness.
This might be a good technique to get ricers off the streets and highways just because I abhor the way their car looks. So their car looks super fast, ricey and has a loud exhaust, I think I'll go rat on some right now because if they have an unpainted bodykit + altezza tailights and a loud exhaust, they must be reckless drivers!!

Why don't we do the same. After all, everyone going over the speed limit is speeding.
Here is something that was sent to me a while back. Try this next time you get pulled over.
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop. That's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and no ticket."
Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says: "DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"
Here is something that was sent to me a while back. Try this next time you get pulled over.
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop. That's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and no ticket."
Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says: "DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"

That's a good one
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I need to think of a good witty joke to tell the cop next time I get snagged.

I feel misplaced.
I got pulled over back in '86 for doing 110 in a 50 by 7 cops. Was I guilty? I sure was. They thought I was running from them, truth is, I couldn't stop. Try stopping quickley in a 4000 lb car with 4 drum brakes, it ain't happening. Just think if someone pulled out in front of me.
Anyway, I get to court and the only reason I got off easy and kept my license was because my boss and the judge were best friends. The judge told me he could have done this and done that but because of my job he was going to let me of early. But he also said if I ever showed up in his court again, he was going to nail me to the wall. Well fast forward to 1989, I got a ticket for carelss driving(wasn't my fault),I got cut off and nailed a chick in the rear, got a lawyer for that one but the judge made it stick even though it was clear that it was her fault. So going to court is not a gaurantee that you will get off, and if you didn't do anything in the first place, you wouldn't have to worry.
Having said that, I do recognize the fact that I break numerous traffic laws every day, and accept the fact that I will get tickets. However, going to court and contesting the tickets has saved me enormous amounts of money and time. This may not be the case for you, as you seem to live in a smaller town where there's only one judge who will be likely to remember you. My case is different. I live near Chicago, so there are probably at least 10 judges at my courthouse, and furthermore they have to handle several hundred traffic cases per day. Needless to say, it's basically impossible that they will remember me. Not to mention, they face so many traffic cases, they just want to get through each case as quickly as possible. Most times they don't even ask for my side of the story or check my previous record, they just give me a lenient sentence, hoping that I will take it so they can move on to more serious cases and get on with their day.
Not to mention that I live 15 minutes from the courthouse, which makes it really convenient.
but anyhow what i meant to say is one time driving home with my purple uniform on.. i got pulled over 5x in 5 kilometers. i was like wtffff
Im not ever one to bitch but the last cop.. i told him he was the 5th person to pull me over.. he laughed and said.. 'you know what everyone on the radio didnt believe the first officer that pulled you over that you worked at mcdonalds and drove a corvette" And then he also said it was late and they were just bored ona monday night/tuesday morning at 4am.
i always get a laugh remembering that















