The C4..... Poetry In Motion
12-12-2009, 05:27 PM
#62
Melting Slicks
You want a Corvette but ain't got no money
So you pick a 84 and some thinks it funny
You go to the shows and they have smirks on their faces
You wonder whats wrong, is this 84 not in good graces
You open the hood and the crossfire awaits
You just don't understand why theres all of this hate
So you pick a 84 and some thinks it funny
You go to the shows and they have smirks on their faces
You wonder whats wrong, is this 84 not in good graces
You open the hood and the crossfire awaits
You just don't understand why theres all of this hate
12-12-2009, 06:41 PM
#63
Race Director
In the interest of accomplishing our chosen task of spinning C4 prose, I respectfully ask that you cover your lower appendages for the duration of this assignment so as not to unnecessarily disrupt the creative process for those of the male gender. Once this task is completed, you are once again invited (and encouraged) to display your shapely assets.
Now, that said, we actively seek female input in the art of verse. Besides being endowed with attractive physical features, I'm a quite sure that you are also gifted in the creative arts as well. Now is the time to accentuate your inner sanctum of creativity and show the leghump....uh...I mean male gender just how it's done.
So whaddya say Sherri.....got any rhymes you'd care to share? We're all ears......
12-12-2009, 07:11 PM
#65
Burning Brakes
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Nahhh...it's not like that. It's just that we have a job to do here....and that is write poetry. It's tough to write when we have distractions, and I must admit that your gams qualify as a distraction. Hell....Pologreen has practically ruptured two discs in his spine trying to get a better look at your legs. While I cannot fault his eye for beauty, work comes before play.
In the interest of accomplishing our chosen task of spinning C4 prose, I respectfully ask that you cover your lower appendages for the duration of this assignment so as not to unnecessarily disrupt the creative process for those of the male gender. Once this task is completed, you are once again invited (and encouraged) to display your shapely assets.
Now, that said, we actively seek female input in the art of verse. Besides being endowed with attractive physical features, I'm a quite sure that you are also gifted in the creative arts as well. Now is the time to accentuate your inner sanctum of creativity and show the leghump....uh...I mean male gender just how it's done.
So whaddya say Sherri.....got any rhymes you'd care to share? We're all ears......
In the interest of accomplishing our chosen task of spinning C4 prose, I respectfully ask that you cover your lower appendages for the duration of this assignment so as not to unnecessarily disrupt the creative process for those of the male gender. Once this task is completed, you are once again invited (and encouraged) to display your shapely assets.
Now, that said, we actively seek female input in the art of verse. Besides being endowed with attractive physical features, I'm a quite sure that you are also gifted in the creative arts as well. Now is the time to accentuate your inner sanctum of creativity and show the leghump....uh...I mean male gender just how it's done.
So whaddya say Sherri.....got any rhymes you'd care to share? We're all ears......
there once were some fellows, their opinions were free,
and they liked their c4's, screw c5 and c3,
they chatted and joked (sortof), about bolts and nuts,
big wheels were all good, but not cars with big butts,
and each had a mistress, each one named corvette,
each shiny with curves, oh the looks she would get,
but mess with a woman, or worse try to win,
she might be a writer, and kick ur ***** in
12-12-2009, 07:20 PM
#66
[QUOTE=Frizlefrak;1572410620]Nahhh...it's not like that. It's just that we have a job to do here....and that is write poetry. It's tough to write when we have distractions, and I must admit that your gams qualify as a distraction. Hell....Pologreen has practically ruptured two discs in his spine trying to get a better look at your legs. While I cannot fault his eye for beauty, work comes before play.
OH MY,
OH MY,
12-12-2009, 07:28 PM
#67
Race Director
there once were some fellows, their opinions were free,
and they liked their c4's, screw c5 and c3,
they chatted and joked (sortof), about bolts and nuts,
big wheels were all good, but not cars with big butts,
and each had a mistress, each one named corvette,
each shiny with curves, oh the looks she would get,
but mess with a woman, or worse try to win,
she might be a writer, and kick ur ***** in
and they liked their c4's, screw c5 and c3,
they chatted and joked (sortof), about bolts and nuts,
big wheels were all good, but not cars with big butts,
and each had a mistress, each one named corvette,
each shiny with curves, oh the looks she would get,
but mess with a woman, or worse try to win,
she might be a writer, and kick ur ***** in
12-12-2009, 07:29 PM
#68
there once were some fellows, their opinions were free,
and they liked their c4's, screw c5 and c3,
they chatted and joked (sortof), about bolts and nuts,
big wheels were all good, but not cars with big butts,
and each had a mistress, each one named corvette,
each shiny with curves, oh the looks she would get,
but mess with a woman, or worse try to win,
she might be a writer, and kick ur ***** in
and they liked their c4's, screw c5 and c3,
they chatted and joked (sortof), about bolts and nuts,
big wheels were all good, but not cars with big butts,
and each had a mistress, each one named corvette,
each shiny with curves, oh the looks she would get,
but mess with a woman, or worse try to win,
she might be a writer, and kick ur ***** in
12-12-2009, 07:42 PM
#69
Race Director
OK folks, it's time to get serious.....(Marty Robbins, you have my apologies)..
Out in the west Texas town of El Paso,
I fell in love with a silver C4
Night time would find me cruising down Montana
TransMountain Road down to Mesa I'd roar.
Deeper than night were the bores of my Crossfire
Wicked and evil was my CFI
Nothing could beat me in my silver bowtie
Ricers dispensed in the blink of an eye
One night a wild yellow Mustang rolled in...
Wild as the west Texas wind......
Revving and squealing his HP revealing
Up to the stoplight he rolled up in his steed...
So in anger...I ....
Challenged his horse to the next intersection
Down went his throttle the signal turned green
My challenge was answered in less than a horsebeat
The sleek yellow horse in my mirror unseen....
Just for a moment I sat there in silence
And then the fox body conceded defeat
Just then I saw flashing lights in the mirror
I had but one chance to avoid the police
Out throught the back roads of Texas I ran
Wide open throttle for sure.......
Headed down Dyer my flexible flyer
down on its haunches just a silver blur...
Just as fast as I
Could from the west Texas town of El Paso
Out to the badlands of New Mexico
Back in El Paso my Vette would be worthless
Everything's gone if I go back to town
It's been so long since I've seen the old Mustang
My car is faster than all of these clowns
I saddle up and away I did go
Patriot Freeway Alight.......
Maybe tomorrow a ricer will beat me
Tonight nothing's worse than a Honda Insight...
At last here I
Am on a hill overlooking El Paso
I see Toyotas and Hondas below
My Vette is strong as I cruise to the Northeast
Down off the hill to the Mustang I go
Off to my right I see 5 yellow Mustangs
Off to my left there are ricers galore
Revving and squealing I can't let them catch me
I have to win in my silver C4
Something is dreadfully wrong for I hear
A lound banging under the hood
Though I am trying to stay in the throttle
I know my small block is finished for good
But my love for
My C4 is strong and I rev through the clatter
Though it is louder it must be a joke
I see a blue puff of smoke from my muffler
I see my Crossfire going up in smoke
From out of nowhere the Mustang has found me
Laughing his *** off as my C4 dies
Maybe it's time to consider an import
One little kiss and it's crossfire goodbye.
Out in the west Texas town of El Paso,
I fell in love with a silver C4
Night time would find me cruising down Montana
TransMountain Road down to Mesa I'd roar.
Deeper than night were the bores of my Crossfire
Wicked and evil was my CFI
Nothing could beat me in my silver bowtie
Ricers dispensed in the blink of an eye
One night a wild yellow Mustang rolled in...
Wild as the west Texas wind......
Revving and squealing his HP revealing
Up to the stoplight he rolled up in his steed...
So in anger...I ....
Challenged his horse to the next intersection
Down went his throttle the signal turned green
My challenge was answered in less than a horsebeat
The sleek yellow horse in my mirror unseen....
Just for a moment I sat there in silence
And then the fox body conceded defeat
Just then I saw flashing lights in the mirror
I had but one chance to avoid the police
Out throught the back roads of Texas I ran
Wide open throttle for sure.......
Headed down Dyer my flexible flyer
down on its haunches just a silver blur...
Just as fast as I
Could from the west Texas town of El Paso
Out to the badlands of New Mexico
Back in El Paso my Vette would be worthless
Everything's gone if I go back to town
It's been so long since I've seen the old Mustang
My car is faster than all of these clowns
I saddle up and away I did go
Patriot Freeway Alight.......
Maybe tomorrow a ricer will beat me
Tonight nothing's worse than a Honda Insight...
At last here I
Am on a hill overlooking El Paso
I see Toyotas and Hondas below
My Vette is strong as I cruise to the Northeast
Down off the hill to the Mustang I go
Off to my right I see 5 yellow Mustangs
Off to my left there are ricers galore
Revving and squealing I can't let them catch me
I have to win in my silver C4
Something is dreadfully wrong for I hear
A lound banging under the hood
Though I am trying to stay in the throttle
I know my small block is finished for good
But my love for
My C4 is strong and I rev through the clatter
Though it is louder it must be a joke
I see a blue puff of smoke from my muffler
I see my Crossfire going up in smoke
From out of nowhere the Mustang has found me
Laughing his *** off as my C4 dies
Maybe it's time to consider an import
One little kiss and it's crossfire goodbye.
12-12-2009, 10:34 PM
#70
Le Mans Master
OK folks, it's time to get serious.....(Marty Robbins, you have my apologies)..
Out in the west Texas town of El Paso,
I fell in love with a silver C4
Night time would find me cruising down Montana
TransMountain Road down to Mesa I'd roar.
Deeper than night were the bores of my Crossfire
Wicked and evil was my CFI
Nothing could beat me in my silver bowtie
Ricers dispensed in the blink of an eye
One night a wild yellow Mustang rolled in...
Wild as the west Texas wind......
Revving and squealing his HP revealing
Up to the stoplight he rolled up in his steed...
So in anger...I ....
Challenged his horse to the next intersection
Down went his throttle the signal turned green
My challenge was answered in less than a horsebeat
The sleek yellow horse in my mirror unseen....
Just for a moment I sat there in silence
And then the fox body conceded defeat
Just then I saw flashing lights in the mirror
I had but one chance to avoid the police
Out throught the back roads of Texas I ran
Wide open throttle for sure.......
Headed down Dyer my flexible flyer
down on its haunches just a silver blur...
Just as fast as I
Could from the west Texas town of El Paso
Out to the badlands of New Mexico
Back in El Paso my Vette would be worthless
Everything's gone if I go back to town
It's been so long since I've seen the old Mustang
My car is faster than all of these clowns
I saddle up and away I did go
Patriot Freeway Alight.......
Maybe tomorrow a ricer will beat me
Tonight nothing's worse than a Honda Insight...
At last here I
Am on a hill overlooking El Paso
I see Toyotas and Hondas below
My Vette is strong as I cruise to the Northeast
Down off the hill to the Mustang I go
Off to my right I see 5 yellow Mustangs
Off to my left there are ricers galore
Revving and squealing I can't let them catch me
I have to win in my silver C4
Something is dreadfully wrong for I hear
A lound banging under the hood
Though I am trying to stay in the throttle
I know my small block is finished for good
But my love for
My C4 is strong and I rev through the clatter
Though it is louder it must be a joke
I see a blue puff of smoke from my muffler
I see my Crossfire going up in smoke
From out of nowhere the Mustang has found me
Laughing his *** off as my C4 dies
Maybe it's time to consider an import
One little kiss and it's crossfire goodbye.
Out in the west Texas town of El Paso,
I fell in love with a silver C4
Night time would find me cruising down Montana
TransMountain Road down to Mesa I'd roar.
Deeper than night were the bores of my Crossfire
Wicked and evil was my CFI
Nothing could beat me in my silver bowtie
Ricers dispensed in the blink of an eye
One night a wild yellow Mustang rolled in...
Wild as the west Texas wind......
Revving and squealing his HP revealing
Up to the stoplight he rolled up in his steed...
So in anger...I ....
Challenged his horse to the next intersection
Down went his throttle the signal turned green
My challenge was answered in less than a horsebeat
The sleek yellow horse in my mirror unseen....
Just for a moment I sat there in silence
And then the fox body conceded defeat
Just then I saw flashing lights in the mirror
I had but one chance to avoid the police
Out throught the back roads of Texas I ran
Wide open throttle for sure.......
Headed down Dyer my flexible flyer
down on its haunches just a silver blur...
Just as fast as I
Could from the west Texas town of El Paso
Out to the badlands of New Mexico
Back in El Paso my Vette would be worthless
Everything's gone if I go back to town
It's been so long since I've seen the old Mustang
My car is faster than all of these clowns
I saddle up and away I did go
Patriot Freeway Alight.......
Maybe tomorrow a ricer will beat me
Tonight nothing's worse than a Honda Insight...
At last here I
Am on a hill overlooking El Paso
I see Toyotas and Hondas below
My Vette is strong as I cruise to the Northeast
Down off the hill to the Mustang I go
Off to my right I see 5 yellow Mustangs
Off to my left there are ricers galore
Revving and squealing I can't let them catch me
I have to win in my silver C4
Something is dreadfully wrong for I hear
A lound banging under the hood
Though I am trying to stay in the throttle
I know my small block is finished for good
But my love for
My C4 is strong and I rev through the clatter
Though it is louder it must be a joke
I see a blue puff of smoke from my muffler
I see my Crossfire going up in smoke
From out of nowhere the Mustang has found me
Laughing his *** off as my C4 dies
Maybe it's time to consider an import
One little kiss and it's crossfire goodbye.
12-13-2009, 03:52 AM
#71
Drifting
yes!
OK folks, it's time to get serious.....(Marty Robbins, you have my apologies)..
Out in the west Texas town of El Paso,
I fell in love with a silver C4
Night time would find me cruising down Montana
TransMountain Road down to Mesa I'd roar.
Deeper than night were the bores of my Crossfire
Wicked and evil was my CFI
Nothing could beat me in my silver bowtie
Ricers dispensed in the blink of an eye
One night a wild yellow Mustang rolled in...
Wild as the west Texas wind......
Revving and squealing his HP revealing
Up to the stoplight he rolled up in his steed...
So in anger...I ....
Challenged his horse to the next intersection
Down went his throttle the signal turned green
My challenge was answered in less than a horsebeat
The sleek yellow horse in my mirror unseen....
Just for a moment I sat there in silence
And then the fox body conceded defeat
Just then I saw flashing lights in the mirror
I had but one chance to avoid the police
Out throught the back roads of Texas I ran
Wide open throttle for sure.......
Headed down Dyer my flexible flyer
down on its haunches just a silver blur...
Just as fast as I
Could from the west Texas town of El Paso
Out to the badlands of New Mexico
Back in El Paso my Vette would be worthless
Everything's gone if I go back to town
It's been so long since I've seen the old Mustang
My car is faster than all of these clowns
I saddle up and away I did go
Patriot Freeway Alight.......
Maybe tomorrow a ricer will beat me
Tonight nothing's worse than a Honda Insight...
At last here I
Am on a hill overlooking El Paso
I see Toyotas and Hondas below
My Vette is strong as I cruise to the Northeast
Down off the hill to the Mustang I go
Off to my right I see 5 yellow Mustangs
Off to my left there are ricers galore
Revving and squealing I can't let them catch me
I have to win in my silver C4
Something is dreadfully wrong for I hear
A lound banging under the hood
Though I am trying to stay in the throttle
I know my small block is finished for good
But my love for
My C4 is strong and I rev through the clatter
Though it is louder it must be a joke
I see a blue puff of smoke from my muffler
I see my Crossfire going up in smoke
From out of nowhere the Mustang has found me
Laughing his *** off as my C4 dies
Maybe it's time to consider an import
One little kiss and it's crossfire goodbye.
Out in the west Texas town of El Paso,
I fell in love with a silver C4
Night time would find me cruising down Montana
TransMountain Road down to Mesa I'd roar.
Deeper than night were the bores of my Crossfire
Wicked and evil was my CFI
Nothing could beat me in my silver bowtie
Ricers dispensed in the blink of an eye
One night a wild yellow Mustang rolled in...
Wild as the west Texas wind......
Revving and squealing his HP revealing
Up to the stoplight he rolled up in his steed...
So in anger...I ....
Challenged his horse to the next intersection
Down went his throttle the signal turned green
My challenge was answered in less than a horsebeat
The sleek yellow horse in my mirror unseen....
Just for a moment I sat there in silence
And then the fox body conceded defeat
Just then I saw flashing lights in the mirror
I had but one chance to avoid the police
Out throught the back roads of Texas I ran
Wide open throttle for sure.......
Headed down Dyer my flexible flyer
down on its haunches just a silver blur...
Just as fast as I
Could from the west Texas town of El Paso
Out to the badlands of New Mexico
Back in El Paso my Vette would be worthless
Everything's gone if I go back to town
It's been so long since I've seen the old Mustang
My car is faster than all of these clowns
I saddle up and away I did go
Patriot Freeway Alight.......
Maybe tomorrow a ricer will beat me
Tonight nothing's worse than a Honda Insight...
At last here I
Am on a hill overlooking El Paso
I see Toyotas and Hondas below
My Vette is strong as I cruise to the Northeast
Down off the hill to the Mustang I go
Off to my right I see 5 yellow Mustangs
Off to my left there are ricers galore
Revving and squealing I can't let them catch me
I have to win in my silver C4
Something is dreadfully wrong for I hear
A lound banging under the hood
Though I am trying to stay in the throttle
I know my small block is finished for good
But my love for
My C4 is strong and I rev through the clatter
Though it is louder it must be a joke
I see a blue puff of smoke from my muffler
I see my Crossfire going up in smoke
From out of nowhere the Mustang has found me
Laughing his *** off as my C4 dies
Maybe it's time to consider an import
One little kiss and it's crossfire goodbye.
5 yellow mustangs indeed! hahaha
Last edited by SQUIRMIN VERMIN 84; 12-13-2009 at 03:54 AM.
12-13-2009, 03:44 PM
#77
Safety Car
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Location: Sandhills of North Carolina
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I once went shopping for a Corvette
Not knowing what to expect
I found one I liked and wrote out a check
Now I know what to expect and that is to be writing more checks
Over two years now of writing these checks
The work never ends but I'm filling my dream
Until I run out of these checks
Not knowing what to expect
I found one I liked and wrote out a check
Now I know what to expect and that is to be writing more checks
Over two years now of writing these checks
The work never ends but I'm filling my dream
Until I run out of these checks
12-21-2009, 05:14 PM
#79
I bought a c4
w/ a crack in the hood
dough was dished out more
to make it look good
Took a trip to Carlisle
hood gets hit once more
this time it will be awhile
till it looks like before
Found a c5 in love I fell
A girlfriend says I'll loan you money, what the hell
Now w/ 2 vets
they become my pets
tlc & plenty of wax
I drive them to the max
Now out of work
everyone says sell
vettes being my only perk
my response is go to hell
No money to insure two
to drive just one will have to do
until someone hires me
inside of the garage the c4 will see
So when will I catch a break
to support a vette habit money I need to make
It is now winter
so I cant drive either
but when springtime comes I will have Corvette Fever
someone hire me make me a believer
LET ME SAY THIS WAS DONE QUICKLY & NOT IN A PROFESSIONAL STYLE HAPPY HOLIDAYS
Vettenova
w/ a crack in the hood
dough was dished out more
to make it look good
Took a trip to Carlisle
hood gets hit once more
this time it will be awhile
till it looks like before
Found a c5 in love I fell
A girlfriend says I'll loan you money, what the hell
Now w/ 2 vets
they become my pets
tlc & plenty of wax
I drive them to the max
Now out of work
everyone says sell
vettes being my only perk
my response is go to hell
No money to insure two
to drive just one will have to do
until someone hires me
inside of the garage the c4 will see
So when will I catch a break
to support a vette habit money I need to make
It is now winter
so I cant drive either
but when springtime comes I will have Corvette Fever
someone hire me make me a believer
LET ME SAY THIS WAS DONE QUICKLY & NOT IN A PROFESSIONAL STYLE HAPPY HOLIDAYS
Vettenova
12-21-2009, 06:48 PM
#80
Burning Brakes
I bought a c4
w/ a crack in the hood
dough was dished out more
to make it look good
Took a trip to Carlisle
hood gets hit once more
this time it will be awhile
till it looks like before
Found a c5 in love I fell
A girlfriend says I'll loan you money, what the hell
Now w/ 2 vets
they become my pets
tlc & plenty of wax
I drive them to the max
Now out of work
everyone says sell
vettes being my only perk
my response is go to hell
No money to insure two
to drive just one will have to do
until someone hires me
inside of the garage the c4 will see
So when will I catch a break
to support a vette habit money I need to make
It is now winter
so I cant drive either
but when springtime comes I will have Corvette Fever
someone hire me make me a believer
LET ME SAY THIS WAS DONE QUICKLY & NOT IN A PROFESSIONAL STYLE HAPPY HOLIDAYS
Vettenova
w/ a crack in the hood
dough was dished out more
to make it look good
Took a trip to Carlisle
hood gets hit once more
this time it will be awhile
till it looks like before
Found a c5 in love I fell
A girlfriend says I'll loan you money, what the hell
Now w/ 2 vets
they become my pets
tlc & plenty of wax
I drive them to the max
Now out of work
everyone says sell
vettes being my only perk
my response is go to hell
No money to insure two
to drive just one will have to do
until someone hires me
inside of the garage the c4 will see
So when will I catch a break
to support a vette habit money I need to make
It is now winter
so I cant drive either
but when springtime comes I will have Corvette Fever
someone hire me make me a believer
LET ME SAY THIS WAS DONE QUICKLY & NOT IN A PROFESSIONAL STYLE HAPPY HOLIDAYS
Vettenova