My moneys on the van...
C4 vs. Nissan minivan
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From: Hampton, VA Yea, i'm a redneck... but you love it
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You guys can make fun of that ricer all you want but........my cousins best friend's uncle new this guy's boss that had one ofem back in the day and he says that it was the fastest thing this side o town and that he used to smoke them bowtie rednecks all day long.'Course his wudint nutin near stock,he suposaBBly had a tornado combod up w/ an airfoil and slapped on some kragars too, uhuhh.Fur sure you better take him serious CC.
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From: Scarborough ONTARIO
CC got tired of seeing threads like nissan altima, toyota camry, ......so on,
Damn we make it an neccessity requirement all corvette's 15's older should now upgrade to cam/head/exhaust.....stuff, make this damn requirement.....350 CHP is the mini requirement if u have vette, thats so we dont have to deal with any threads wanna race with camry, altima,.....blah bah....
Damn we make it an neccessity requirement all corvette's 15's older should now upgrade to cam/head/exhaust.....stuff, make this damn requirement.....350 CHP is the mini requirement if u have vette, thats so we dont have to deal with any threads wanna race with camry, altima,.....blah bah....
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From: 2003 Points Champ Great Lakes Corvette Challenge; 2006/2007 Winner MSD True Street
So this guy in the van reads that MiniVan bob ran his mini van to a record 21 second quarter mile with only drag radials.
So he's going around the trailer park bragging that he's got got a 21 second van.
Like we all know no way dude!
he's really a 34 second driver in a 21 second van.
He could take you but who cares? You know he'd rather be driving a vette!
I say switch to Mobil1, get an air foil to go with the tornado.
Put a cut lid in your car and put toulane in your gas. (isn't that a university in New Orleans?)
Does the mini van have a manual or auto?
So he's going around the trailer park bragging that he's got got a 21 second van.
Like we all know no way dude!
he's really a 34 second driver in a 21 second van.
He could take you but who cares? You know he'd rather be driving a vette!
I say switch to Mobil1, get an air foil to go with the tornado.
Put a cut lid in your car and put toulane in your gas. (isn't that a university in New Orleans?)
Does the mini van have a manual or auto?
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From: San Diego , CA Double Yellow DirtBags 1985..Z51..6-speed
I'm worried if he gets a jump on me and gets in front I won't be able to breathe. Do they make a cat big enough that I can install over my head to keep the pollution out?
