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Old Oct 14, 2010 | 04:17 PM
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A bowling buddy has asked me to "fix" an engine he got from an airboat friend. Seems they did a high dollar rebuild, fired it up, adjusted the valves with an impact wrench. When they got to the third intake valve it was making a lot of noise and quit. Imagine that. I am not sure I know what to tell him.
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Old Oct 14, 2010 | 04:55 PM
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" I can fix the engine, but I can't fix stupid" ?
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Old Oct 14, 2010 | 04:57 PM
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WTF !!
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Old Oct 14, 2010 | 05:22 PM
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Old Oct 14, 2010 | 05:28 PM
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Some people shouldn't be allowed near engines.....WW
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Old Oct 14, 2010 | 05:34 PM
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Tell him you'll fix it. All it's going to cost is a couple new pistons, valves, and if Captain Dumbass is lucky he didn't annihilate the heads.
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Old Oct 14, 2010 | 05:55 PM
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Old Oct 14, 2010 | 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Muffin
A bowling buddy has asked me to "fix" an engine he got from an airboat friend. Seems they did a high dollar rebuild, fired it up, adjusted the valves with an impact wrench. When they got to the third intake valve it was making a lot of noise and quit. Imagine that. I am not sure I know what to tell him.

Expect to find Bent valves and broken valve guides in the cylinder head.

I too have seen the aftermath of someone using an air wrench to adjust rocker arms.

Live and learn the hard way. LOL.
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Old Oct 14, 2010 | 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by 87 vette 81 big girl
I too have seen the aftermath of someone using an air wrench to adjust rocker arms.
There's more than one dumbass out there?

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Old Oct 14, 2010 | 11:42 PM
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Old Oct 14, 2010 | 11:52 PM
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LOL. I use dynamite to dig holes.. j/k
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Old Oct 15, 2010 | 12:17 AM
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woah, that was me today when i got mad at the lifter
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Old Oct 15, 2010 | 01:32 AM
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Reads like a buddy of mine who torqued his head bolts with an impact wrench.

Cracked the block in about a dozen different places, all around the bolt holes. Of course, it was junk afterwards. LOL

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Old Oct 15, 2010 | 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by JAKE
Reads like a buddy of mine who torqued his head bolts with an impact wrench.

Cracked the block in about a dozen different places, all around the bolt holes. Of course, it was junk afterwards. LOL

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not junk, just use jb weld...
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To funny
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Old Oct 15, 2010 | 10:57 AM
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lol jb weld!! if we had time i could tell stories...
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Old Oct 15, 2010 | 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by eelewej
lol jb weld!! if we had time i could tell stories...
LOL, yep, I bet we could. Over the years, sh*t happens, LOL

How about the time the driveshaft front U-joint broke at 8 grand, hit the ground, bounced back up and hit me RIGHT IN THE CRACK OF THE as*.

I'd just shifted into 2nd gear. Now that's something I'll never forget!!!

Turns out one of our crew guys had changed the U-joint and left out a few unnecessary bearings. Happened in this car.



Ain't goin fast fun!?

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Old Oct 16, 2010 | 04:54 PM
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Nice Digger!!Now that is a RIDE!
Take your friend's tools away.Give him an apron and a PLASTIC spatula for flipping burgers.
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