Corvette Joke
Melting Slicks
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 2,765
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Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World & Barrack said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One.'
The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes. Barrack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them..'
The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset.'
Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.
The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your *** from drowning.'
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disney World & Barrack said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on Air Force One.'
The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes. Barrack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them..'
The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset.'
Barrack was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.
The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your *** from drowning.'
Race Director
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 11,672
Likes: 20
From: Lake Wylie SC
A cannibal was walking through the jungle
And came upon a restaurant operated by a
Fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
+Tourist: $5.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $15.00
+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
And came upon a restaurant operated by a
Fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
+Tourist: $5.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $15.00
+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
Race Director
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 11,672
Likes: 20
From: Lake Wylie SC
Race Director
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 11,672
Likes: 20
From: Lake Wylie SC
Texan logic
While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio GrandeRiver ; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown. Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security. It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps...
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps...
Melting Slicks
Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,351
Likes: 222
From: Delta B.C. Canada
2023 C7 of the Year Finalist - Unmodified
2019 C4 of Year Finalist (appearance mods)
2015 C4 of Year Finalist
MENU says: Hot dogs $2.00, Chilli dogs $2.50, Hamberger $3.00, Cheeseburger $3.50, Hand Job $145. Hot lookin waitress say's can I help you? Yes, are you the one that gives the hand jobs? She say's yes, what do you need? I need you to wash your hands real good and make me a Cheeseburger.
I don't think ordering a cheeseburger will ever fail to bring a smile from now on. ( No 'special sauce' please.)
