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Old Sep 29, 2003 | 02:31 PM
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Sorta tech related....I guess :jester


A few days ago I was having some work done at Eastgate Ford.

A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one." She said that she did not know what it was but this piece had always been there.

He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there." (Click on "here.") http://oldtraveler.ccwebhost.com/03/Images/oil.jpg


This is the way I feel sometimes here! LOL :crazy: :lol: :lolg: :thumbs:
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Old Sep 29, 2003 | 02:43 PM
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from the mouth of babes....
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Old Sep 29, 2003 | 04:06 PM
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thats funny :lolg: :lolg:
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Old Sep 29, 2003 | 05:49 PM
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That is Funny..
I married a blonde,,, you should have seen the look on her face when she walked in the garage and seen I was cutting my air filter box with my dremel
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Old Sep 29, 2003 | 07:07 PM
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:rofl:

Blondes really do have more fun..
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Old Sep 29, 2003 | 07:17 PM
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Mine is a brunette and doesn't know or understand the difference between a 4cyl and an 8 cyl engine

WOMAN!!!! :lol:


hmmmm I hope there aren't to many woman on this forum, I think its time for me to leave now :leaving:
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Old Sep 29, 2003 | 07:43 PM
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Good one :cheers:
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Old Sep 29, 2003 | 07:53 PM
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Thanks, I needed that :lolg:
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Gotta love it!!!! :chevy
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