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Corvette Jokes
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Heard it the other day. I think it's copied after a golfers joke
Two guys who were members of a car club were teamed together for a rally in the one guys brand new 04 Vert. They hadn’t met before but hit it off right away. A lot of the members looked at the new car until it was time for them to take off. The driver 04 Vert was following a 03 coupe that was just creeping along. The drivers’ passenger said, “That coupe sure looks familiar.”
They tried in vain to pass but the coupe kept blocking them and toddling along.
At the next checkpoint they pulled up behind the coupe and the driver said,” I’m going to tell the driver to let us pass.”
He started to walk to the coupe and as he got close enough to see the driver and passengers profiles through the tinted rear window he abruptly turned and slid back under the wheel.
“Jeeze,” he said as he fastened his belt, “That’s my wife with my mistress.”
The coupe took off and the driver of the Vert picked up his time ticket and maps from the checkpoint monitor.
They caught up with the coupe and again followed it slowly, and this time at a distance.
At the next checkpoint the passenger jumped out of the car.
“I’m going to tell them to move the hell over and let us pass.” He said as he started towards the coupe.
He quickly turned and came back to the Vert and slid into the passengers’ seat.
“You know,” he began, “it’s a small world.”
Heard it the other day. I think it's copied after a golfers joke
Two guys who were members of a car club were teamed together for a rally in the one guys brand new 04 Vert. They hadn’t met before but hit it off right away. A lot of the members looked at the new car until it was time for them to take off. The driver 04 Vert was following a 03 coupe that was just creeping along. The drivers’ passenger said, “That coupe sure looks familiar.”
They tried in vain to pass but the coupe kept blocking them and toddling along.
At the next checkpoint they pulled up behind the coupe and the driver said,” I’m going to tell the driver to let us pass.”
He started to walk to the coupe and as he got close enough to see the driver and passengers profiles through the tinted rear window he abruptly turned and slid back under the wheel.
“Jeeze,” he said as he fastened his belt, “That’s my wife with my mistress.”
The coupe took off and the driver of the Vert picked up his time ticket and maps from the checkpoint monitor.
They caught up with the coupe and again followed it slowly, and this time at a distance.
At the next checkpoint the passenger jumped out of the car.
“I’m going to tell them to move the hell over and let us pass.” He said as he started towards the coupe.
He quickly turned and came back to the Vert and slid into the passengers’ seat.
“You know,” he began, “it’s a small world.”
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hey Benpup, I bet your avatar does not last long!
That's one of the nicest one yet, love that pose. Let's just enjoy it while it lasts.
You tease.
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Cop stops old guy in Vette for driving too slow and asks him what's wrong. The old guy said I'm just obeying the speed limit, the sign back a few few miles said it was 22. The officer said That sign said this is State Highway 22, not that the speed limit was 22, and by the way have you all been drinking? Your passenger appears to have passed out. The old guy quickly said I'm sorry I misread the Highway sign and no his passenger wasn't drunk, but he had been that way since they first turned onto Highway 175.
Cop stops old guy in Vette for driving too slow and asks him what's wrong. The old guy said I'm just obeying the speed limit, the sign back a few few miles said it was 22. The officer said That sign said this is State Highway 22, not that the speed limit was 22, and by the way have you all been drinking? Your passenger appears to have passed out. The old guy quickly said I'm sorry I misread the Highway sign and no his passenger wasn't drunk, but he had been that way since they first turned onto Highway 175.
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Originally Posted by USA-VET
hey Benpup, I bet your avatar does not last long!
