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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 07:34 PM
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 07:34 PM
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 07:37 PM
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Again!


Originally Posted by flyzlow
I have always wanted to post this....This post is USELESS without a Picture!!!

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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 08:42 PM
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Ok already........PM me and I will email you a pic or two !!!!!!!!!



Russ.....
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 08:50 PM
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Give her a little time. The poor girl just does not understand.
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 08:50 PM
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I WOULD HAVE TOLD MY WIFE
YA !!! Oh sh*t, gotta go, here she comes!
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 09:02 PM
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Sounds like she needs a check up from the neck up.
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 09:07 PM
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The last sentence about "giving one away" You don't understand my friend, There is no "giving one away," Why do you think the quaint term "Houskeeper" is still around? It isn't about keeping the house clean! P.S.. Got the Vette First.
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 11:38 PM
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Yeah . . . Come on! . . . Pics!

AND Specs! Low mileage? Good rubber? How does she handle? Come with any harnesses, chains? Heads-up display? High-lift lobes? Rich Corinthian leather? Wide Body? Pop-up headlights? Bra? . . . Or bra-less? She gotta blower on 'er?
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 11:47 PM
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PARK THE CAR OUTSide? Say it ain't so!
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Old Sep 12, 2005 | 11:59 PM
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You have to explain it in terms they will understand. Examples are " You don't NEED 40 pairs of shoes", " The counters don't NEED to be granite", etc.
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 01:23 AM
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OK all you horny old dogs........pics were went to WallStAl and should be posted soon.

Sorry to say, the only ones I have that are postable (can't give ya the risque ones!!) are of my wife and myself. So, you can just photo chop me out !!



Russ...
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by poolhustler
"Just build another garage...problem solved. "


Thats what got me into this topic to begin with....

I was working on installing new siding on the front of my house and told the wife that I needed to stop in order to clean out the garage for the Vette!!! She thought otherwise!!

I am also in the middle of remodeling my Master Bathroom, Bedroom and Closet!! So spare time is nil right now....no time to build a garage!!


Russ..

Man!...you are so forked....I'd get a divorce....
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 01:36 AM
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another good reason im single. no crap to put up with.
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by tsts
Let me suggest you clean out a little bit more space than you originally planned, say enough to fit a small cot.
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by scott17201
another good reason im single. no crap to put up with.
you lucky bastrd
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 03:47 AM
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Originally Posted by 99magredcoupe
Why is it so difficult for SOME women to understand????
Glad you mentioned the word "SOME" because, clearly there are the 'other some' of us that DO get it....I love my C5!
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 09:44 AM
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The best bumper sticker I have ever seen read: IF IT HAS WHEELS OR **** IT IS BOUND TO GIVE YOU TROUBLE!
The man who said this was wise beyond his years.
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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 10:36 AM
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Can I lease with an option to buy

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Old Sep 13, 2005 | 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by scott17201
another good reason im single. no crap to put up with.


By the way where is WallStAl at with the pics??????
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