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Old Aug 17, 2006 | 07:40 PM
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Buy another one while wifey is out of town.





I'm a dead man.
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Old Aug 17, 2006 | 07:42 PM
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dont be skeered

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Old Aug 17, 2006 | 07:42 PM
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rofl! Which one did you just buy
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Old Aug 17, 2006 | 07:47 PM
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rofl! Which one did you just buy
The '78 Pace, 3 months ago. The Z....yesterday. That's what makes this so friggin' hilarious. Need I repeat.....I BE DEAD.
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Old Aug 17, 2006 | 07:48 PM
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Very Nice
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Old Aug 17, 2006 | 07:50 PM
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Is it proper etiquette to say congrats and it was nice knowing you in the same sentence?
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Old Aug 17, 2006 | 07:50 PM
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Why honey, I got another one so we can both drive!
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Old Aug 17, 2006 | 07:51 PM
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lol, oh well. a vet is more trustworthy anyway
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Old Aug 17, 2006 | 07:51 PM
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Yeah, that could be a problem. But what a nice problem to have!

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Two is good
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Old Aug 17, 2006 | 07:56 PM
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thats the way I do it too
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Old Aug 17, 2006 | 07:57 PM
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Two is good
But THREE is better!
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Which one is more comfy for sleeping in?
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When you have to sell one to pay the legal bills and alimony - I'll take the '78 Pace Car!

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Old Aug 17, 2006 | 08:07 PM
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Ahahahaha awesome!
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Old Aug 17, 2006 | 08:12 PM
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Enjoy the time you have left.
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Old Aug 17, 2006 | 08:17 PM
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I have two myself but she took over one of them. If that gets me another, she can drive one I guess. By the way, Congrats on the new addition.
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Old Aug 17, 2006 | 08:19 PM
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Sorry but youre a dead man

What a stable though. Great way to leave this world with a perma grin fixed
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Old Aug 17, 2006 | 08:22 PM
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Hey, his and hers.

Just like the whipper snippers.

I guess yours is the big one.


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Old Aug 17, 2006 | 08:26 PM
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Sorry but youre a dead man

What a stable though. Great way to leave this world with a perma grin fixed
Based on that, I hereby coin a new phrase..."Casket Happy"
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