nickolbag

Just tell him you slept with his wife.






Seinfeld reference.

happa

I usually give the thumbs up or wave at them. That really gets them going. Or if I get a chance I tell them to come to the track.

Cosmic Charlie

When I get sh t about the lowly vette and how I should have bought a (front) porch or (vindow) wiper, I say

"there are those who talk about sports car, and then there are those who actually own one"

"you can't argue until you own a car with at least 350 HP"

"no clutch available from the manufacturer. and you call it a sports car"

I've never owned a RustStain myself.

urfubar

Hey ralphyboy;

People in traffic do that ALL the time...esp. when at a stand still. It never ceases to amaze me at all the people in the rice burners and the ruststangs (thanks for the tetnaus one btw) rev up their engines but when its toe to toe...they coward down...its put up or shut up...

Cant wait to see what the other posts have to say

How is your son doing at Elon?

dobewillie

just smile

Railroadman

There's always "Mouse-stang"

The other approach is - it doesn't matter which is FASTER. You could have a '53 with a blue flame 6. It's still a Corvette. No comparison, end of story.

Choreo

What can you say about a car that is named after a horse that can't be controlled?

DropTheTop

"Mustangs are like a$$holes; everyone's got one and they all stink!"

matt3310

5.slow

chump-stang

4.sick

Wethingtonvette8093

I always say " At least ford did circle the original problem on the emblem" or "You know what ford really stands for right....F***in Owners Really Dumb"

mvvette97

The mustang guys don't like my plate either. I even own a mustang.

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Rickman

It has already been said, but how about once more:

Ignore them. It makes them even more furious.

I can't count the number of Rustang and F150's that wanna race me in the 01 TR Vert at redlights during the summer season. I usually just smile and continue on.

Always remember, EVERY Mustang wishes it was a Corvette!!

Rickman

CUlookin

FORD... Fix or Repair Daily..

Nightstick

Mustangs are like tampons, every p***y has one.

6speedC6

Although they use the horse emblem, it was actually named after the
P51

sliderhd

I was drivin home after 12 hours night shift and one was behind me until we had a long stretch where he went into his full afterburner. Lots of noise but not much motion. I just smiled and left mine on cruise. A few miles up the road you guessed it, Blue lights everwhere! I just went by and bumped the horn. I think he showed me how many friends I just lost! Was not even worth my time. By the way I absoulutely loved the tampon joke joke!

worldtraveler

I'm always harrassing my wife about her "family" cars and I'm the only one in the family with a sports car. She has finally started ignoring my commnets

diyguy

A guy I work with was in my office the other day telling me about his (grown) kid who just bought a new Stang GT V8, all the mods. blah blah, blah.

He starts spewing all these so-called "facts" and figures about the performance and how 'fast' it is. Since I do have to work in the same office with him, I just sort of listened and nodded in quasi-agreement, then said.

"Yeah. that sounds pretty damn impressive -(pause) for a straight line car".

He didn't get it. Flew right over his head..... Damn I love to mentally smoke these stang idiots.

black 99

I told one mustang owner he could talk trash when he had moe horsepower than a riding lawnmower. That **** him up!!! buy a ford buy the best drive a mile, walk the rest.
Have you pushed a ford lately???? you have if you own one.
F O R D..... Freaking Old Rebuilt Dodge
Found On the Road Dead
Tell them if they keep talking you are going to have to start up the vette and turn his pony into glue.

Ralphyboy

They don't do that kind of thing around here. However, everyone in things from Toyota Minivans, Buicks, and Hondas around here have to try to fly by me on the highway as if I was going to pull up next to them and race. They always seem to want to go faster when I'm around in the Vette, even though I'm usually just cruising about 5 or so mph above the limit. Too many cops in unmarked cars here, and the towns look at tickets as an unlimited source of revenue for them.

My son is doing well at Elon ( A's and B's). It's a good school, and he is studying sports medecine and physical therapy.Thanks for asking.

BTW, I have to admit, that I'm on my third Ford Explorer ( 93 with 115 K, 98 with 130 K, and my present one 05 with 50K miles). For a work truck that can carry 5 to 7 passengers, they are fine, and I've never really had many problems with any of them.