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Old Mar 21, 2012 | 06:23 PM
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The other day I pulled up next to a kid who asked me what kind of car I was driving. I said it was a corvette. He asked if it had the vette motor in it I said no it had the modular 4.6 in it ha ha. lets hear some of the other stupid comments you all have heard!!
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Old Mar 21, 2012 | 06:39 PM
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In a weak moment, primarily because it was raining heavily, I pulled up to the valet parking at a favorite restaurant. The attendant jumped in looked at the gear shift of my 6 speed and asked "how do you get it in drive?"......I parked it myself.
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Old Mar 21, 2012 | 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by batman21
The other day I pulled up next to a kid who asked me what kind of car I was driving. I said it was a corvette. He asked if it had the vette motor in it I said no it had the modular 4.6 in it ha ha. lets hear some of the other stupid comments you all have heard!!
Great, another kid who'll grow up thinking Vette drivers are.....let's say jerks.
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Old Mar 21, 2012 | 08:15 PM
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Great, another kid who'll grow up thinking Vette drivers are.....let's say jerks.
He was I would have to say 18-20 years old its not like I said it to a 5 year old. Anyways let's keep this thread going I know there's some more good ones out there!
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Old Mar 21, 2012 | 08:41 PM
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Great, another kid who'll grow up thinking Vette drivers are.....let's say jerks.
I didn't sign on to be a damn goodwill ambassador! I just want the car.

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Old Mar 21, 2012 | 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by batman21
The other day I pulled up next to a kid who asked me what kind of car I was driving. I said it was a corvette. He asked if it had the vette motor in it I said no it had the modular 4.6 in it ha ha. lets hear some of the other stupid comments you all have heard!!
Just because you are a genius,doesn t mean everyone else is,so the guy was trying to learn something maybe, or maybe he had a problem,if you know everything you are very fortunate.
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Old Mar 21, 2012 | 08:54 PM
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Discussing "friends" they have, that had Corvettes..."back when they were made out of steel"
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Old Mar 21, 2012 | 09:02 PM
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dumbest questions asked ?

This thread, It is too bad you couldn't educate him in stead of being a smart A$$.
Just my opinion, If someone asks about my car I would be more than happy to talk about it. There are a lot of people that love cars, But they don't know a lot about them.
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Originally Posted by batman21
He was I would have to say 18-20 years old its not like I said it to a 5 year old. Anyways let's keep this thread going I know there's some more good ones out there!
Yours is far from good.
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I have one of those VETTES that was produced in Canada with the 300km on the speedo, so people always ask me if it really can go 300mph.....lol


I had a group of kids argue with each other for about 10 minutes about how fast Corvettes can go.
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Old Mar 21, 2012 | 09:10 PM
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This ws more of a statement than a question:::::

Every Saturday morning (weather permitting) I take my 5 year old son to the little country store by my house and we eat powdered donuts with juice and coffee.

On one morning a lady parks her "new" C6 Corvette next to mine. I comment on her nice Vette and she says. "Yeah, this is a Special Saints Edition Corvette". She points to the Corvette logo, she says, "See, the fleur-de-lis in the emblem?"

I thought she was joking and I said, Yea, Mine too! Then she stares at me like I was crazy. Then I realized she was serious.

I pointed to my logo on my hood and she came over and saw the same fleur-de-lis. I explained that this is on EVERY corvette logo as part of the emblem. She was floored, she said that she was told at the delership that this was a Special Saints Edition Vette.

Sorry, no pics of the woman, but your not missing much.....
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Old Mar 21, 2012 | 09:23 PM
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I have an A&A kit in mine.
A few summers ago i was driving through the depot parking lot and as i passed 2 guys i heard one guy say to the other " did you hear the alternator on that thing"
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Old Mar 21, 2012 | 10:07 PM
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Geez. When I bought my first C5 I told the guys at work about it. Two of them had it confused with a Corvair! These are pilots I'm talking about... Not everyone is a gearhead like us.
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To date, the dumbest question asked about my vette is: When are you going to let me take it for a spin?
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I was sitting in the car in a parking lot finishing a phone call, and some dude comes up and asked "is this you're car?". I replied "no, I'm just sitting in it and playing with the buttons...". He was confused...
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Old Mar 21, 2012 | 11:02 PM
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From a fellow Corvette enthusiast and C5 owner: It's great how they flush mounted the tail lights on the 50th anniversary edition. He shoulda known better.
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Old Mar 21, 2012 | 11:12 PM
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@99Mallett Bill Engvall would have added "Here's your sign..."
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Old Mar 21, 2012 | 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.Bill
dumbest questions asked ?

This thread, It is too bad you couldn't educate him in stead of being a smart A$$.
Just my opinion, If someone asks about my car I would be more than happy to talk about it. There are a lot of people that love cars, But they don't know a lot about them.
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Hi Mr. Bill!
Your posts are always right on point and helpful. You have failed however to remember that all of us love your photos and are therefore required to always include a photo. You make the Corvette Forum even greater than it is.
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This is the way people can make me feel

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"what type of gas mileage does it get?"
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