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Old Sep 30, 2014 | 06:33 PM
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Wife just told me to go spend some money - we need points on the AMEX Business Card. WTF?
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Old Sep 30, 2014 | 06:42 PM
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I don't think the dealer will take AMEX for a new C7 but there are plenty of places with C5 mods awaiting. I would not wait to hear the spend request twice. Good luck on your next mods.
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Leave the house now and don't come back until the card is maxed out on mods.

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Old Sep 30, 2014 | 07:01 PM
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This could be a test.
Has she dropped any hints about something she wants or needs?
Properly played, you could score twice.
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Originally Posted by Hammer99
This could be a test.
Has she dropped any hints about something she wants or needs?
Properly played, you could score twice.
Nah She's a car freak too -
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Old Sep 30, 2014 | 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Corvette_Ed
Leave the house now and don't come back until the car is maxed out on mods.
run...don't walk...
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Old Sep 30, 2014 | 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by innerconx
Wife just told me to go spend some money - we need points on the AMEX Business Card. WTF?
she has a boyfriend, and is trying to 'distract' you....
Nothing else makes sense here.

Don

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Originally Posted by Hammer99
This could be a test.
Has she dropped any hints about something she wants or needs?
Properly played, you could score twice.
Pick up a dozen roses on the way home. They'll help soften the impact when you tell her exactly how much you spent.
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Old Sep 30, 2014 | 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by donald4972
she has a boyfriend, and it trying to 'distract' you....
Nothing else makes sense here.

Don
I could live with that.
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Old Sep 30, 2014 | 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by donald4972
she has a boyfriend, and it trying to 'distract' you....
Nothing else makes sense here.

Don
OR
She saw the C7 Z06 Brochure
Heard me talking to the SRT guys
Thinks I have a GF

OR she really likes cars
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I could live with that.
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Old Sep 30, 2014 | 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by innerconx
Wife just told me to go spend some money
Did ya let the door hit you on the azz?
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What she said is like the holy grail for Corvette owners.

Get the catalogs out now and order some things.
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Old Oct 1, 2014 | 04:20 AM
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Reminds me of when Peg Bundy became a Patty Brite Girl and all of her "commiss" checks were rebates from her own spending!

Where does she think the AMEX Rewards are coming from? (HINT: Not AMEX and not the Merchant).
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Old Oct 1, 2014 | 06:36 AM
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You have a great wife, my friend!

Mine is the same. She's constantly reminding me that I have not made any car-related purchases in a while and I should find something that I want and buy it. I feel blessed.
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Is it a business that you both own? I'm assuming so. Regardless, hope she's not setting you up for tax fraud by creating frivolous "business expenses"

Once you're in jail, she can take it all and finally run away with the pool boy. Tread lightly my friend.
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Originally Posted by Black 02
Is it a business that you both own? I'm assuming so. Regardless, hope she's not setting you up for tax fraud by creating frivolous "business expenses"

Once you're in jail, she can take it all and finally run away with the pool boy. Tread lightly my friend.
Oh **** - I'm the pool boy
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In 1975 I charged a new white coupe on my Amex to win a $500 bet. Boy was he surprised.
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Originally Posted by innerconx
Wife just told me to go spend some money - we need points on the AMEX Business Card. WTF?
Well she's a keeper for sure.
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