Speeding Ticket
Melting Slicks
Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 2,051
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From: Salem Or.
true story... driving through nevada from vegas the wife gets stopped.. the officer says "i've got you on radar at 90mph.. it's still on there if you'd like to see it".... wifes response.. "i believe you, i had the cruise set at 90" 
.... only a $50.00 ticket and it didn't even go on her record..
.... only a $50.00 ticket and it didn't even go on her record..
Le Mans Master
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 5,474
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From: Bradenton, FL & Chandler AZ
St. Jude Donor '09
I just got flashed tonight on the freeway. I'll be getting my MF'ing ticket in 2-3 days for $180.00. Here in AZ they have stationary and mobile cameras on the rods and freeways. Chit!
Melting Slicks
Joined: Jan 2009
Posts: 2,678
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Mr. Fog? Was this in Chicago? We just had a 14 yr old boy impersonate a Chicago Police officer for 5 hours last month. The kid drove the squad car, issued tickets, made a traffic violation arrest, and went on a domestic disturbance call. Sounds like something this kid would have said.
By the way guys this is a true story. I'm not funny enough to make this up.
By the way guys this is a true story. I'm not funny enough to make this up.
Last edited by Never Say Never; Feb 19, 2009 at 03:34 PM. Reason: true story
Melting Slicks
Joined: Jul 2008
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St. Jude Donor '09-'10
You can also download all the new ones into the unit as you please.
Melting Slicks
Joined: Jul 2008
Posts: 2,014
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St. Jude Donor '09-'10
I'm a retired PO about 15 yrs ago I was on patrol (midnight shift) I was driving the patrol car down a One Way Street when a car coming down a cross street makes a RIGHT TURN Almost Hitting me HEAD-ON
We both (me & other driver) slammed on the breaks without hitting each other, but it scared the SH** out of me!!!
I got out of the patrol car, and went over to his window, (half scared from the almost head on, & half MAD, I yelled at him
Didn't you see the DAMN ARROW".. he looked sorta dumbfounded and stammered..."Hell I never saw the Indian"
DWI Arrest !!
We both (me & other driver) slammed on the breaks without hitting each other, but it scared the SH** out of me!!!
I got out of the patrol car, and went over to his window, (half scared from the almost head on, & half MAD, I yelled at him
Didn't you see the DAMN ARROW".. he looked sorta dumbfounded and stammered..."Hell I never saw the Indian"
DWI Arrest !!
That guy needs to be taken off the street! What an idiot!
Drifting
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 1,530
Likes: 6
From: Torrance CA
I'm a retired PO about 15 yrs ago I was on patrol (midnight shift) I was driving the patrol car down a One Way Street when a car coming down a cross street makes a RIGHT TURN Almost Hitting me HEAD-ON
We both (me & other driver) slammed on the breaks without hitting each other, but it scared the SH** out of me!!!
I got out of the patrol car, and went over to his window, (half scared from the almost head on, & half MAD, I yelled at him
Didn't you see the DAMN ARROW".. he looked sorta dumbfounded and stammered..."Hell I never saw the Indian"
DWI Arrest !!
We both (me & other driver) slammed on the breaks without hitting each other, but it scared the SH** out of me!!!
I got out of the patrol car, and went over to his window, (half scared from the almost head on, & half MAD, I yelled at him
Didn't you see the DAMN ARROW".. he looked sorta dumbfounded and stammered..."Hell I never saw the Indian"
DWI Arrest !!
Now that is funny! ! !
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Intermediate
Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 29
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From: California
true story... driving through nevada from vegas the wife gets stopped.. the officer says "i've got you on radar at 90mph.. it's still on there if you'd like to see it".... wifes response.. "i believe you, i had the cruise set at 90" .... only a $50.00 ticket and it didn't even go on her record..
.... only a $50.00 ticket and it didn't even go on her record..
