WWIII
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WWIII
I don't normally do political humour, but I couldn't resist this one!!
George W. Bush and Tony Blair are at the White House with a number of other
world leaders. Bush and Blair were off from the main group, having a quiet
conversation. Jean Chretien walked over to them, planning to trick Blair
with the old "Pull my finger" gag, but noticed how serious both looked, so
he asked what they are talking about.
"We are making up the plans for WWIII", says Bush. "Wow", says Chretien "So
what are you planning to do, eh?"
"We are going to kill 14 million Muslims and one dentist", answers Bush.
Chretien looked a bit more confused than usual. "One...dentist?" Chretien
asked "Why? Why will you kill one dentist?"
Blair pats Bush on the shoulder and says, "What did I tell you? Nobody's
going to ask about the Muslims."
George W. Bush and Tony Blair are at the White House with a number of other
world leaders. Bush and Blair were off from the main group, having a quiet
conversation. Jean Chretien walked over to them, planning to trick Blair
with the old "Pull my finger" gag, but noticed how serious both looked, so
he asked what they are talking about.
"We are making up the plans for WWIII", says Bush. "Wow", says Chretien "So
what are you planning to do, eh?"
"We are going to kill 14 million Muslims and one dentist", answers Bush.
Chretien looked a bit more confused than usual. "One...dentist?" Chretien
asked "Why? Why will you kill one dentist?"
Blair pats Bush on the shoulder and says, "What did I tell you? Nobody's
going to ask about the Muslims."
