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Old Jun 10, 2010 | 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by 99vetteran
Fartpipe, your the man, Sir I mean. Who gave you that name anyway? Probably everyone else knows, but, me. I'm a rookey on the forum.
The really quick version is the name came about 10yrs ago on a forum called Turboforum.net which was a bunch of local ricers in my area. I found out about the site and went on their to ruffle their feathers, hence the name "FARTPIPE". Well i challenged there almight ricers to race my junk 98 Camaro Z28/SS clone lol. Bunch of trash talking and making the ricers show up in fast and furious form to places and sitting back and laughing was fun. The name stuck so I went with it. Not the most flattering name but it gives a quick glimpse into what you may be reading in the post with a name like that LOL!
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Old Jun 10, 2010 | 09:46 AM
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Thanks and anytime we can ruffle some ricers feathers is good with me. I'm in.
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Old Jun 10, 2010 | 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Fartpipe
The really quick version is the name came about 10yrs ago on a forum called Turboforum.net which was a bunch of local ricers in my area. I found out about the site and went on their to ruffle their feathers, hence the name "FARTPIPE". Well i challenged there almight ricers to race my junk 98 Camaro Z28/SS clone lol. Bunch of trash talking and making the ricers show up in fast and furious form to places and sitting back and laughing was fun. The name stuck so I went with it. Not the most flattering name but it gives a quick glimpse into what you may be reading in the post with a name like that LOL!
I thought it was from your days doing gay ****?
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Old Jun 10, 2010 | 04:10 PM
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Don't lie, you know you want one. I figure it's cheap insurance why not.
Ditto!
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Old Jun 10, 2010 | 07:22 PM
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I thought it was from your days doing gay ****?
LMAO, I thought he was the guy who had the pipe up his fart-hole, letting a guinea pig crawl around inside him, then wanted him out and his buddy decides to light a match to look in the pipe and the flame travels up the pipe hitting a gas pocket inside him and shooting the guinea pig out of the pipe like a cannon and he was proud of it since he survived?! (he referenced guinea pigs in another thread, so I'm just trying to put 2 and 2 together)
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Old Jun 10, 2010 | 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by PRE-Z06
LMAO, I thought he was the guy who had the pipe up his fart-hole, letting a guinea pig crawl around inside him, then wanted him out and his buddy decides to light a match to look in the pipe and the flame travels up the pipe hitting a gas pocket inside him and shooting the guinea pig out of the pipe like a cannon and he was proud of it since he survived?! (he referenced guinea pigs in another thread, so I'm just trying to put 2 and 2 together)
the adventures of lemmiwinks
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Old Jun 11, 2010 | 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by PRE-Z06
LMAO, I thought he was the guy who had the pipe up his fart-hole, letting a guinea pig crawl around inside him, then wanted him out and his buddy decides to light a match to look in the pipe and the flame travels up the pipe hitting a gas pocket inside him and shooting the guinea pig out of the pipe like a cannon and he was proud of it since he survived?! (he referenced guinea pigs in another thread, so I'm just trying to put 2 and 2 together)

It's here... ARMAGEDDON!!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug
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Old Jun 11, 2010 | 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Fartpipe
The really quick version is the name came about 10yrs ago on a forum called Turboforum.net which was a bunch of local ricers in my area. I found out about the site and went on their to ruffle their feathers, hence the name "FARTPIPE". Well i challenged there almight ricers to race my junk 98 Camaro Z28/SS clone lol. Bunch of trash talking and making the ricers show up in fast and furious form to places and sitting back and laughing was fun. The name stuck so I went with it. Not the most flattering name but it gives a quick glimpse into what you may be reading in the post with a name like that LOL!
Well I don't know about any of that stuff as I'll always know you as simply Fireturd (from the old LS1.com and early, early LS1 Tech days).
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