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Old Jun 9, 2010 | 01:50 PM
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so I'm at atco last night and I'm standing in the staging lanes some dude asks me do I have a DTE brace and I tell him I don't need that **** cause I'm not launching my car hard like that..... so he goes on and tells me that you have to have it or your going to break something... Okay I tell him my rear is built and I have harden output shafts... my car is fine the way I drive it and I'm not dead hooking the car nor will I... So he tells me thats not drag racing!! and he destroyed his rear and other suspension in his vette launching off the rev limiter and I need the brace!!! Once again..... I explain to him look I'm not trying to break **** just to get some 60ft time... and I've seen people break **** even with the brace so...

His response was that he has a vette!!! okay? everyone has a brain doesn't mean they know how to use it!!
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Old Jun 9, 2010 | 02:05 PM
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lol, no brace here. But what do I know....
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Old Jun 9, 2010 | 02:38 PM
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so the internet experts are now lurking in the staging lanes!

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Old Jun 9, 2010 | 03:27 PM
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Dude I was just telling you that if you dont have it.... YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!! most like the propeller wheel will split causing major havock in the rear area, catapulting your car end over end into the run out area of the track possibly killing a squirel!!!! NOW I ask you.... "Do you want the brace or not!!!!!!!!!" I wouldnt want a dead squirel that could have baby squirels waiting on their mother/father to come back to the nest... but nooooooooo.... You didnt run a brace and now its BAMBI but with squirels. OH THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!
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Old Jun 9, 2010 | 04:10 PM
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All the cool people have braces.
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Old Jun 9, 2010 | 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by ALVETTE00
so the internet experts are now lurking in the staging lanes!

Yes they are... I love it when people tell you that you are doing it wrong... I am??
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Dude I was just telling you that if you dont have it.... YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!! most like the propeller wheel will split causing major havock in the rear area, catapulting your car end over end into the run out area of the track possibly killing a squirel!!!! NOW I ask you.... "Do you want the brace or not!!!!!!!!!" I wouldnt want a dead squirel that could have baby squirels waiting on their mother/father to come back to the nest... but nooooooooo.... You didnt run a brace and now its BAMBI but with squirels. OH THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!
Hahaha I got a kick out of it!!! few years ago there was a guy launching at 6500 of the limiter dropping the clutch like it was hot.... I told him.... dude what are you doing... He was like MF this is a vette it can take anything..... so I was like ooooooookayy buddy let me set back and wait for the carnage!!
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I broke mine without a brace and have a brace now. Still could break it with or without the brace. I had lots of carnage, it may happen again if I drop the clutch again. My new words of wisdom are, slip the clutch dumb *** and don't forget it. I slipped the clutch the first two passes, I guess I had a fartpipe, I mean brain fart on the third pass.
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Originally Posted by 99vetteran
I guess I had a fartpipe, I mean brain fart on the third pass.


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Old Jun 9, 2010 | 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by clemsondave
lol, no brace here. But what do I know....
Don't lie, you know you want one. I figure it's cheap insurance why not.
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Originally Posted by 99vetteran
I slipped the clutch the first two passes, I guess I had a fartpipe, I mean brain fart on the third pass.
Oh YOU'RE funny sir!!!!!! LOL! I'll be in webster before 2011
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Originally Posted by Fartpipe
Oh YOU'RE funny sir!!!!!! LOL! I'll be in webster before 2011
yeah right next to the picture of an 11.0 timeslip
...lightfighter, curious what kind of 60' were you cutting that made this guy approach ya?
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Originally Posted by PRE-Z06
yeah right next to the picture of an 11.0 timeslip
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Originally Posted by GARY2004Z06
haha, I know I have no room to be talking
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Old Jun 10, 2010 | 02:53 AM
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Originally Posted by PRE-Z06
yeah right next to the picture of an 11.0 timeslip
...lightfighter, curious what kind of 60' were you cutting that made this guy approach ya?
I cut a 1.70 and I wasn't really launching like I want to because the street cars they send the damm lights so fast you don't have time to get the RRRRRRs up unless you stage first fast

I can get some 1.5's once I get use to the new 4.10's
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Originally Posted by LightFighter_GXP
I cut a 1.70 and I wasn't really launching like I want to because the street cars they send the damm lights so fast you don't have time to get the RRRRRRs up unless you stage first fast

I can get some 1.5's once I get use to the new 4.10's
Just wait for the light to turn green and do not worry about the other car.
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Originally Posted by PRE-Z06
haha, I know I have no room to be talking
Actually Chris, I thought your comment to Bruce was hilarious. I did not recall your battle with that 10 second time slip.
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Originally Posted by GARY2004Z06
Actually Chris, I thought your comment to Bruce was hilarious. I did not recall your battle with that 10 second time slip.
Oh you found hilarious huh!!! I'm pretty sure we all wont be laughing soon... HA... HA... HA.NOT!!!!! Going to the land of no return soon!
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Fartpipe, your the man, Sir I mean. Who gave you that name anyway? Probably everyone else knows, but, me. I'm a rookey on the forum.
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[QUOTE=PRE-Z06;1574343277][B][LIST=1][*]yeah right next to the picture of an 11.0 timeslip


OMG..I spit my fricken drink this morning. I actually LOL
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