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Old Feb 19, 2012 | 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by GARY2004Z06
Okay, we'll drive it for you but you looked like you did a decent job yourself.
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 12:07 AM
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PRE-Z06... he is a true waxer. This was even b4 we got to the track.

Haha, I knew it! Believe the saying is cleaner is faster...
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted by airbrush1
Makes me think I need to put someone in my car that can actually drive it...
Don't believe the hype. I did that and my car went slower
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 01:41 AM
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PRE-Z06... he is a true waxer. This was even b4 we got to the track.

Who washes a car with painters tape on it
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 06:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Devilish34
Who washes a car with painters tape on it
Waxer 69 does it!
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Devilish34
Who washes a car with painters tape on it
The dude in the black z06 running 10.20 sure didn't...I thought that car was gray until it went past the camera!
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 07:48 AM
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Thats cause he was on the long tour of duty and didnt stop and wash his car. SLACKER!!! I said there was NO FN way i was gonna let my car look like a salt lick with everybody and their brother there to watch me fail. Atleast they were hoping I would. Ran 7 runs none of them slower than my first run of 10.72 IN YOH FACE!!!!!!!! LOL!
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Fartpipe
Thats cause he was on the long tour of duty and didnt stop and wash his car. SLACKER!!! I said there was NO FN way i was gonna let my wifes car look like a salt lick with everybody and their brother there to watch me fail. Atleast they were hoping I would. Ran 7 runs none of them slower than my first run of 10.72 IN YOH FACE!!!!!!!! LOL!
Who came to see you fail? You cannot fail!!! You are the drag queen shift master debater second to none...
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Devilish34
Who came to see you fail? You cannot fail!!! You are the drag queen shift master debater second to none...
That could be the quote of the year.
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Devilish34
Who came to see you fail? You cannot fail!!! You are the drag queen.... master bater... second to none.


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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by ajw2500hd
Just encase fartpipe misses his old wheels



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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 10:38 AM
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go back to staring at your car collecting dust C5KID
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 11:07 AM
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Damn Pipe!
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by BLOWNALKY01
Damn Pipe!

Thank you and I will have you know, I POSTULATED the entire time I was standing near the car! Definitely looked like I was doing something Blownaksy01. Thanks for the advice.
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by c5kid

lmao
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Fartpipe
Thank you and I will have you know, I POSTULATED the entire time I was standing near the car! Definitely looked like I was doing something Blownaksy01. Thanks for the advice.


I can't top that!
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Old Feb 21, 2012 | 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Devilish34
Who came to see you fail? You cannot fail!!! You are the drag queen shift master debater second to none...
Originally Posted by Joe_G
That could be the quote of the year.
but the year is still young.
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