People I hate.
If you're neither, my apologies, but in this day and age of text messaging, email, and computer usage, spelling can be important. My parents drilled it into my head when I was a kid; they told me I had to learn spelling. If I wanted something, they told me I had to spell it. The hard way that I learned this was when I wanted a "desert" after dinner. They gave me some sand.
My absolute thing that annoys me is the ebonics I get at work...I had someone the other day say to me, "Lemme axe you a queshun."
Before they had a chance to say anything more, I said, "If it's a small question, will you be using a hatchet?"
People don't use ebonics near me anymore.
Since when is spelling a requirement for operating heavy equipment?
On the other hand, the backhoe operator who cut my underground data conduit THREE TIMES, needed a lesson in English comprehension!
"¿Que? No comprendo ingles. Soy de Mexico, y La Migre no alto mio."
Roughly translated, "Huh? I don't speak English. I'm from Mexico illegally, and immigration hasn't caught me yet."
My advice, under no circumstances should you race. I wouldn't even want to race him at the track. I've spent wayyyyyyyyyy too many man hours into my car. There is no way I would risk all of that in just a few seconds. Just my .02 cents.
1) Minorities who drive rusted Toyota Camry's @ 45mph in the #1 or #2 lane.
2) White Trash who drive rusted pick-ups @ 45mph in the #1 or #2 lane.
3) Old folks who drive Mercury Grand Marquis' @ 45mph....anywhere.
4) Suburban housewives driving 85mph in the #4 lane while chatting on their cellphone.
5) Anyone who drives faster than me on the freeway.
6) Anyone who drives slower than me on the freeway.
2) White Trash here drive little white pickup trucks at 85-90 mph while swerving in and out of traffic like demons.
3) Old folks driving...If they can see over the steering wheel, it can't be that bad. I passed a lady the other day driving a boat of a Lincoln and all I could see was knuckles and a giant white afro. Gotta agree, though, they drive 25 in a 50 mph zone...Drives me NUTS!
4) Soccer Moms in Hummers...Soccer moms shouldn't be driving 'em, they should be _______ them. Fill in the blank.

5 & 6) Yep, I agree with these...My own little bit to add to this, though, would be people that want to drive 55 mph in a 65 mph zone, and constantly make me turn cruise on and off.
This pisses me off he annoys me every day dissin on my 78 corvette why hes runnin aroun din a pos camaro. And cpl of my friends who are total gear heads they hate him too cause he said his 6 cylinder camro could beat my friends gto that runs 11's and he thinks his 91 camaro with like 150k miles that needs suspension engine work n interior can kick anyones ***. and hes like ya ill put a 383 in my camaro and ill kick anyones ***
And of corse my friends hate him to and all they tell him is Your poor you cant afford it(cause he dont work he has like 6 cars total value 700$ he brags about it)
Anyways hes pissin me off so ya im stayin clear of him cause you dont diss antoher guys car. Personally i cant be mean to people so i dont say anything to him. Then i will be like dude your not a real car guy real car guys dont diss on another persons ride.
Anyways idk what to do but hes pissing me off and i cant wait to get my licence to take him down to cecil with my otha friend n we both will kick his *** and show him.
What do you guys do about ****** like these???Me it makes me sick
because he has nothing and he comes up and diss's on my car(and to me you dont do that to me its totally disrespecful)ANYWAYZ what do you guys do bout ppl like this and think why they do it and what to do(My school has no nice cars last years best car was a 00' mustang with billit rims, and this year its like a 00 mustand again. there hasnt been a vette at my school or any real niec car cept a 69 chevell,my friends bros car, sinec like the school was built)
Translation : Why are all of you ripping on this guy, he makes perfect sense!
Really though, I have been around computers all of my life since I was 8 years old, I have been using MSN Messenger and AOL Instant Messenger since I was 14 or thereabouts, I am 19 now. I know my punctuation is not always correct; but I at least try to be coherent in my messages here. When using AOL or MSN, and you are all using the same horrible grammar and abbreviation, Fine, do that, it does make it easier to talk sometimes when you can do it quickly. DO NOT USE THE SAME STYLE OF TYPING HERE! When addressing a large audience, you should try to put it into a format that is comprehensible for the largest number of people. Not everyone here can read what you posted, largely because it is a kind of jargon when you speak like that, like the technical jargon of different trades.
If you want to be respected, take a few minutes and really try and make what you are typing correct, it's not a life or death matter, and there is no one timing how long it takes you to write your post, nor does anyone care how long it took you.
The guy you are talking about sounds alot like someone I knew, he claimed to have a 1974 Ford F-100 smallblock 302 that is putting 700hp to the rear wheels naturally aspirated, since he fills up with 87 octane I believe the U.S. Government should try to get his secrets from him
Don't sweat what people say about your car, especially if you don't have it yet
Be cool, don't race them on the roads, I have seen too many people get tickets and suspensions doing that. Have fun with your new vette
"¿Que? No comprendo ingles. Soy de Mexico, y La Migre no alto mio."
Roughly translated, "Huh? I don't speak English. I'm from Mexico illegally, and immigration hasn't caught me yet."
Actually, no...he was a Caucasian "Good Ole Boy"....probably from Santee or Lakeside.
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if you cant read what that says whats a matter did you drop out in 2nd grade, I bet even a 5 year old can understand that sentence. Btw a human mind can acually make out words with it missing letters so if you cant pick that out Umm learn to. And grow up seriously your gona ragg on a kid cause he doesnt want to use proper grammer. Wow rnt you bit wanna go tell all your old friends now?? So heres a 15 year old telling a older guy to GROW UP ironic eh
And who let's a teenager have a classic Muscle Car as a DD?
IB4TL
All i have to say, is i bet the grade schoolers you need to goto english class with, won't make fun of your car....
as for that guy... let him go... who cares anyway!
One coment I have is that I won't "diss" your Vette or any one elses, but I will "diss your Grammer, and typing skills. Especially when I think I need a translator to read your post.
This other kid will be his own un-doing. My motto is " A wise man learns from another man's mistakes. A foolish man learns from his own"
DR. Jay
Lead, follow, or get off the highway
Don't get to the end of an on-ramp doing 40MPH
Don't start braking 1/4 mile before the off ramp
Put down the damn cell phone and drive
Turn signals are NOT optional equipment
Merging traffic MUST yield
Lane Ends, Merge Left does not mean "only at the last possible minute"
STOP signs are not just a suggestion
Hummers are just obnoxious (visit fuh2.com) for a laugh
Big spoilers on front wheel drive cars (also look like carts)
The driver ahead of you can't keep a constant speed
Well, that's just a few of my irritants -- I'm kinda bitter about stuff
Brian.
Before they had a chance to say anything more, I said, "If it's a small question, will you be using a hatchet?"
That's a good one!
A fellow that worked for me used that one.
Until I put a comment on a his performance review that he should make an effort to present himself in a more professional manner.
All I needed was for him to use "Axe" with a customer and leave them thinking that we were bunch of idiots.
I also worked with another guy who used "My bad" in a conference call. The customer said, "Pardon me?" about 3 times until he finally figured out what the guy said.
Your written words are the only thing that people can measure you by in this forum. What impression do you want to leave?






















