OT....Some Yugo fun:)
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Melting Slicks
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From: Sodertalje/Sweden
OT....Some Yugo fun:)
How do you make a Yugo go faster?
A towtruck.
What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo?
Passengers.
Two guys in a Yugo were arrested last night in Oakland following a push-by shooting incident.
The new Yugo has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident, start pumping real fast.
A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for my Yugo." The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."
I have also said for years that the car is named because "Yugo, but it doesn't".
How can you get a Yugo to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff
:lol: :smash: :lol:
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Re: OT....Some Yugo fun:) (zwede)
'Raced a guy in my Yugo once and won! But that guy's bicycle sure was fast.' :p:
No Yugo fro me but still funny. :)
[Modified by Fevre, 3:59 PM 9/16/2002]
No Yugo fro me but still funny. :)
[Modified by Fevre, 3:59 PM 9/16/2002]
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Re: OT....Some Yugo fun:) (BB wowbagger)
last year there was one on the hotrod power tour... i saw it on the tube... that was funky to see... an ol' hatch back yugo going sideby side with some hotrods/muscle cars :nonod:
