Totally hysterical...
Some mail order chips are crap. And others are not. There are too many guys here running Jesse's chips who love them and their a/f ratios are not screwed up. The proof is in the customer base.
So corky, why is it that you and Ski thinks too large of injectors will make performance drop?
Last edited by MPFI-MAF; Aug 16, 2004 at 12:56 AM.
Go where the info is that you are looking for. Thats what these forums are for, to help each other out. Not all the guys on the TGO are young, but the ones that make the most noise usually are.


First of all, Character check on you. You talk about my banning at the TGO. You where banned about 9 times from there. Then you resorted to sending Glen's email to all sorts of **** sights, threating Trax with violance and all sorts of stuff.
Second, you begged me for one of my proms to run in your 406 to get in the 11s with, but after all those episodes, I did not respond to your emails anymore. There were 20-30 that you sent me that were immediately deleted, as I do not stand for those sorts of tactics.
So with that being said I can see why the article put so much jealousy in the hearts of all you tuning gods over at the DIY section.
As for your bet - I view you as the ricer that pulls up beside me on the street with his fart can revving wanting to race. I normally just give a
and take the next turnoff that is available to distance myself from a disaster waiting to happen. If I am approached later that I did not race, I then encourage them to show at the local drags and we can settle it where its suppose to happen. Like that approach, I will ask you to get your car even close to the 11s and I will entertain the thought. Until then, don't make a fool of yourself and your tuning ability. I have 10+ cars I have tuned from distance, that ALL run in the low 11s to bottom 10s - as someone pointed out - the proof is in the client base and RESULTS. NOT TALK.Your facts are SO clouded by your desire to even come close to what we are doing EVERY weekend - that you are actually starting to believe yourself. For instance in your post over there you proclaimed that 87TA's car went 6+ MPH to my 406. REALLY? The BEST his car ever ran was 125MPH. And it NEVER hit our ETs even on a perfect DA weather day, much better than Corky and I ever ran in. The threads are here to and the proof is right there if you care to see it.
Furthermore, that is it with you guys and this tuning cult? You guys act like the DIY tuning is the most sacred aspect of running a car.
Let me ask, what makes the tuning of a car any different than putting a cam in? Why isn't it required if your going to build and race a car, that you have to grind your own cam, or your a slacker? I will tell you why you guys take such great acception. Because you guys fiddle and prod around for years trying to do what I can from a distance.
And lastly, your questions of how many people are coming to my site after the article. TONS, things could not be better as a matter-of- fact.
But its not because of the article people come - its because of the RESULTS. Something you and the others over there lack, and why no-one that has 1/2 a brain will listen to you guys. Suppose now me and the rest of the people can get our email spam catcher all revved up for the **** links to start coming in right? But before that happens, let me tell you it will not happen without legal repercussions.
So think long and hard before you make that choice again. Take the time and effort that will take to do to tune your big 406 for 11s. Then we will line it up against Jim's 383 (that I did a distance tune for) and you can see how it stands up.
I'm going to put thing like this. Just because your car ran 10's doesn't mean you know how to tune. At the same token, you can't tell me I don't know how to tune because of my car's ET. That's like saying a nascar engine tech doesn't know about going fast because his personal car is not a race car. Life doesn't work like that, WAKE UP!
Now tell me how too big of injectors will reduce performance? This should be good! Or will you try to deny that you even said that. I have 1+ years of your bogus post to prove my point.
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Am I the only one on this planet that feels scared at times that people like this are among us?
No I disagree with about 99% of the information over there, isn't that what this is all about? Come on, get the story staight. It would help the arguement your trying to make. Anyone that has ever done 1 bit of tuning knows its 99% experience and understand of motors that makes a good tune. But I wouldn't expect you to understand that.
As for you always having SD, your a liar plain and simple. You used to post all sorts of garbage about trying to run your car without the sensor and all sorts of stuff. "MAFless in St Louis", ring a bell? But its your story, tell it how you like.
We are not talking about your supposed "Friends" car, we are all wonding why you can't get a 400 and 6 Cubic inch motor in the 11s? That is so pathetic its sad. But I'm sure your holding back right.
I only offered for you to run Jims car, since it might be feasible for you to actually run that quick with more motor. I will gladly extend the offer to race me or Corky. We will even spot you 3 car lengths and let me wife drive the car in "Drive".
And refering to your last sentence about the "everyone at the DIY_section repects you".....I am very pleased to hear that because that is about the only place right now your getting any respect, cause you aren't going to get any here, and you sure as heck aren't going to get any on the strip. Nor will I doubt any magazine authors will be contacting you soon since they like many of us, base everything on RESULTS Now go back to your comfort zone where everyone talks about going fast and no-one every questions anyone about ET slips or Dyno results.
BTW, I have the money. I also know the engine is not going to run worth a crap at the stock f/p and injectors.
I'm ready for a good technical disussion w/o fighting. Leave the derogatory comments out of the thread or I will not respond, and I hope the admin will take care of it. So lets begin, time to knock the king off the hill.
Look chief, I'm one of the nicest people on this board and also probably one of the more experienced... I've spent the last 10 years building everything from street engines to Pro Stock mills, tuning EFI systems, and doing fab work. Ask anyone on here... I respect Jesse and Corky's abilities considerably; unlike a great number of people in this hobby they actually race, log their data, and do something useful with it. And they PROVE it for all to see. I don't always agree with them on certain issues (the injector size debate is one I'm still a fence sitter on but mainly because I tune with stand-alones and I feel there is some discrepency between smaller injectors and larger ones with them); but I respect the data they've provided. If you have some personal issue with either of them that's your business, but don't come on here crapping in everyone's mess kit until you have some hard data you're WILLING to put up yourself.
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Last edited by VR'92; Aug 16, 2004 at 12:28 PM.
Uhh...I spray more nitrous than that dyno graph shows...
-Jeb
Real impressive numbers. Secondly the TGO has a real ego/reality problem with realizing that 99.9% of the garbage they regurgitate is taken directly off the TurboGN boards where Grumpy your ring leader is a little pup over there that gets slapped around by the REAL tuners on a regular basis. But you guys see what you want to see. Open your eyes there is a whole world out here. When I called out Grumpy on his respewing of information off the TGN board....did he ever refute the claims. NO. Why because he KNEW I had proof that it was true. I kept it to myself however since I could really care less if that is what he's doing or not. It really only makes sense too if you look at the whole picture. He like you are running similiar setups as everyone else. His Grand national struggles to break the 13s. Mind you for those that do not know, this is with a turbo! Meanwhile corky and I have a friend that is running a stock bottom never touched motor in the 10s! Yeah I can see that the tuning ability is shining through.
I have no beef if people can't run 10 or 11s or 12s ect.... But if your going to shoot off your mouth, you better be able to produce some numbers that are at least better than the "average" setup that is equal to yours. But when you look at the numbers over there, they are GROSSLY off pace. This is coming from Saturn (twin turbo car = 14sec), Grumpy (turbo car =14sec), Your 406 (NOT 11s yet or you need a new username.) I mean com'on KVU, if I learned everything I know over there, the rest of you must have missed class a few times.
Wouldn't it dawn on a few of you guys to ask these guys WHY they run so much slower than other equal setups? That is all I am doing, but you guys twist it around to make it sound like you have to be going faster than I am to know something. Wrong, I just want to know why if you know and your abilities are so grand, why your cars are all so slow?
I beat c5s with my stock 350 - doesn't mean the people could drive them worth a snot and I know that is the ONLY reason I beat them. Your point of beating a C5 was what?
Lastly I find is VERY amusing that several of the people that bashed me in that thread over there ALSO burn chips for people and get money( but are too afraid to be ousted by the others to admit it). As a MATTER OF FACT, and if you like we can get Brian to come on here. Brian had one of your buddies do a chip for his 85/406 Very small hydraulic cam motor a few years ago. After countless tries the car would barely run, ran a best of 14s (this was a motor corky ran in one of his cars and it went 11.7s). Corky introduced me to brian, who at the time was about to sell his car from total disguist. Corky talked him into letting me give him a tune. With NOTHING else touched on the car, it went the VERY next time at the track 12.2sec! In the hands of Corky or myself I think it easily would have gone 11s, and Brian once he gets settled into the power, will also run those numbers. You see, its called results, not talk. Do yourself a search here and you will find MANY people that are grossly pleased with my tunes/help.
Also what you guys don't realize is the more "stink" you make over my chips, and people talk up....the more people want them. As a matter of fact, 2 people from your TGO have emailed me wanting to know more about them. Cause what others realize is I must be doing something right to get the attention of a writer that has absolutely NOTHING to gain by mentioning my name. So I must say thanks, and keep up the good work.
As I said before, its always pleasing to paruse through the TGO and see my name getting mentioned. I might be gone, but not forgotten. Wonder why I don't see people refering to 11sorbusts setups? One can only wonder.

oh yeah, and in regards your dyno graph. I could have done the same thing with that AFR you did, by turning up/down the pressure a few pounds or taking and equal amount of fuel in/out of the PE vs RPM table. ( for the rest of you, notice how the form of the curve is nearly exactly the same only moved up a little). VERY impressive stuff you show.
Last edited by ski_dwn_it; Aug 16, 2004 at 02:01 PM.
This is your problem, not everybody is trying to run as fast as you. Who cares if your ring was broke and made similar power(as the car in the dyno graph)? It doesn't matter because the car was not built to put a roll cage in it or go blistering fast. It's making a lot more power than any stock tpi car. I'm going to put thing like this. Just because your car ran 10's doesn't mean you know how to tune. At the same token, you can't tell me I don't know how to tune because of my car's ET. That's like saying a nascar engine tech doesn't know about going fast because his personal car is not a race car. Life doesn't work like that, WAKE UP!








no need to get that worked up.
