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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 08:25 PM
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Well, I drie down to Beaufort, SC today to meet some other car guys and I get there a little earlier to whipe the car down. Well, I am getting ready to move the car when I notice thie brand new MUSTANG vert (V6). The dad and kids backup and turn towards me and stop next to my car.

"What kind of car is that?" he asks.

"It's a CORVETTE." answering, asking myself, did he really just ask that question.

"You wanna run them?" he replies.

"You don't have enough car for this." I answer and now I am really asking myself if this guy is serious.

Now he is brake standing and revving the car at me. I look at him and laugh.

"Seriously, you would be a waste of gas." I tell him.

Now his kids are laughing at their dad.

He then says, "Look, I am all action and not into talking, do you want to through some (money) down on it? What is that again?"

"Look, it would be both a waste of our time and money. It's a CORVETTE and no, I am not taking your money."

"What does that thing have in it?" he asks.

I smile and turn the key. When they all hear the exhaust and power, the kids yell, "Nevermind mister."

I yell, "It's just a small 350."

The guy smiles, that is to much for me and punches it, squealing the tires for about 10 feet.

I laughed and asked myself, did that just really happen.

Just thought I would share.

Micah
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 08:34 PM
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Good kill...I think
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 08:39 PM
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 08:44 PM
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 08:50 PM
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Yea, nice kill without having to even move the car.
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 08:50 PM
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Should have taken his money. Its like free cash.
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 08:51 PM
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 08:54 PM
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Some people in this world dont have a clue.
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by badbowtys
Some people in this world dont have a clue.
Isn't that the truth.
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:35 PM
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oh yes, the fond memories...beautiful beaufort by the sea, the awful stench could kill thee. the local radio station, WSIB ( We're Stuck In Beaufort )
i hope the place has changed, but it sounds like the people have not.

for taking the high road.
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by moserbe
Isn't that the truth.

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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:49 PM
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Old Mar 10, 2007 | 11:55 PM
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Great story and even better restraint
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Old Mar 11, 2007 | 12:01 AM
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A guy in a rag top stang with kids in the back wants to street race?

Glad you didn't indulge him.
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Old Mar 11, 2007 | 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by JDs00PewterCoupe
Yea, nice kill without having to even move the car.
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Old Mar 11, 2007 | 12:47 AM
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One of the reasons I love this forum...stories like that! Can't believe the idiot is driving a Mustang and doesn't know what a Corvette looks like!
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Old Mar 11, 2007 | 12:50 AM
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It was probably a rental......that's my kinda kill story - you never fired a shot!
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Old Mar 11, 2007 | 12:51 AM
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Damn funny! Hard to believe it, did you wake up later and rub your eyes!

Sure sounds like a dream! Damn funny!

Thanks,Matt
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Old Mar 11, 2007 | 01:00 AM
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Geez, I thought the Twilight Zone/Bermuda Triangle was farther out to sea.... sounds like dad was fresh off another planet
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