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Old May 24, 2019 | 09:50 AM
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I'm 74 years old. (owned Vettes since I was in my 20's) If someone tells me I'm having a mid life crisis, I tell them, I hope I'm at mid life.
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Old May 24, 2019 | 10:08 AM
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I have an '02 EB coupe and an '11 TR GS coupe. Both have a few tasteful mods (wheels, brakes, etc). The main comment I get is 'beautiful car!' From time to time, someone will ask .... 'why two?' 'Because I love them .... and I can!' End of conversation.
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Old May 24, 2019 | 11:53 AM
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A friend of my ex wife said this to me & I told her this car isn't made for large women...…..Then I stared at her Needless to say her fat azz & the ex wife are history now. New wife loves the car and all hotrods and said we can get a new C7 if I want too. I told her I am quite happy with the C5. She really is a good girl & a great wife!
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Old May 24, 2019 | 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Arvalo
Got mine at 33, same age my dad got his.

Life CAN get complicated, and there’s nothing wrong driving a vette. It doesn’t mean you’re having a crisis.

Sounds like that girl was having a crisis though. Her filter doesn’t fit her big mouth.
She should be made to wear this sign:
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NOT INSTALLED!

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Old May 24, 2019 | 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Phanni
I'm 74 years old. (owned Vettes since I was in my 20's) If someone tells me I'm having a mid life crisis, I tell them, I hope I'm at mid life.
I got my first one at 21 and I bought my sixteenth in April a week before my 72nd birthday. I guess I have been in my midlife crisis all my life.
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Old May 24, 2019 | 06:32 PM
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Quoting me in a car article in the Cincinnati Enquirer 15 years ago, "I don't know why they call it a mid-life crisis. I'm having a great time!"

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I was once talking to a teen who complained "Why don't they make Corvettes affordable so I can buy one?"
My reply, "If they made Corvettes affordable to teenagers, we'd have a lot more dead teenagers."

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Bought my first Corvette when I was 48. I just bought another. I'm 68.
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Old May 24, 2019 | 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by STRMLNE
I’m the same. Some people have said that to me as well. Bought mine new at 20. 😂
I never thought that my Vette was a mid life crisis,I thought it was a better idea to educate my kids and take care of my family first. So that’s why so many guys get Vettes later in life.
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Old May 24, 2019 | 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by LTCHAPPA
I never thought that my Vette was a mid life crisis,I thought it was a better idea to educate my kids and take care of my family first. So that’s why so many guys get Vettes later in life.
Agreed!
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Old May 24, 2019 | 09:06 PM
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Bought mine when I was 25. If that is my mid way point I better start to live more dangerously or can my second corvette purchase when I am older count as my mid life point
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Old May 24, 2019 | 09:19 PM
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Could just say "Better then having an affair with an ugly woman." Smile and walk away
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Old May 24, 2019 | 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by 1999corvettels1
As I got out of the Corvette this morning, I heard someone yelling something, it's a woman I have talked to a few times, she repeated it "that's totally not a midlife crisis car!!"

I said no, bought it when I was 25, 41 now. Haha
she was hitting on you, silly
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Old May 25, 2019 | 04:57 AM
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Originally Posted by jjc508520
True story - beach house - housemate pulls up in a vette - girl walks up to him before he gets out:

Girl - Your car?
Guy - (proudly) - Yep - my car!
Girl - I'm truly sorry to hear of the death of your d*ck
Just smile and tell her: Come over here and watch me raise the dead.
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Old May 25, 2019 | 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by laurent_zo6
Just smile and tell her: Come over here and watch me raise the dead.
HA! This post ranks in the top 5...
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Old May 25, 2019 | 09:25 AM
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Some threads on corvette forum make me feel good and snicker to myself. This is one of them
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Old May 25, 2019 | 11:46 AM
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28 years old with my first vette and never once heard a comment from a friend or stranger in any negative light.
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Old May 29, 2019 | 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Thera p
I have an '02 EB coupe and an '11 TR GS coupe. Both have a few tasteful mods (wheels, brakes, etc). The main comment I get is 'beautiful car!' From time to time, someone will ask .... 'why two?' 'Because I love them .... and I can!' End of conversation.
I would have said....bcause I can
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Old May 29, 2019 | 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Triplex07
Agreed!
That’s my story. I’ve practically waited until the 2 minute warning of the 3rd quarter, 4th down with 20yds to go. You guessed it. I stepped back and punted! The 4th quarter is looking real good! Drive on!
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Originally Posted by 1999corvettels1
As I got out of the Corvette this morning, I heard someone yelling something, it's a woman I have talked to a few times, she repeated it "that's totally not a midlife crisis car!!"

I said no, bought it when I was 25, 41 now. Haha
She was probably just admiring the car and having a little fun with you.
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Old May 30, 2019 | 03:39 AM
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I had mine from 47 to 57.......
Great.... I guess Im living to 114 . . . .
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Old May 30, 2019 | 05:40 AM
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I know that the phrase "mid life crisis" is well established. But I never really bought in to the "crisis" part of it.

Sure, some folks dread turning 40 or 50 ... whatever midlife is these days... but for me the things I did (and continue to do now at 58) are because I CAN do them. Not because I feel I'm in a crisis and HAVE to do them.

So when someone once asked me if my Vette was my "midlife crisis car", I chuckled and responded, "nah...it's really more like my midlife celebration car!"

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