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Well, at least somebody here acknowledges being "spotted". Maybe I'll take a drive down that way tomorrow and see if I can be spotted. Where is Port Orchard anyway? That's not that big Army/Air Force place out by Tacoma is it? Why would anyone have an orchard in a port anyway? Or a fort, for that matter?
I went motorcycle shopping today. Great weather for that sort of inane activity. I should have taken the Corvette, but even the coupe won't hold all my armor, way cool Italian leathers and a helmet large enough to protect my swollen head. Not to mention my carbon-fibre and titanium training-wheel set.
Oops, time to take my meds.






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Also...where and what road were you on when you got tagged and was it a Stater or a KC Sheriff?
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Saw a gold C5 (don't know the color name) yesterday at about 6:30 p.m. entering Hwy 520 eastbound from the 40th street onramp.
And definitely not trading mines!
& then saw a couple other ones but by that time we no longered owned a c5 vert if anyone wants our old one its up at chaplins in northbend
It's disappointing, but yet simply suggests that there are a great many Corvette owner/drivers out there who choose not to participate in this forum - or even wave once in a while, thank you very much you ba***ds! Yes, you smug guy in the red C5 in Issaquah this afternoon around 1:15:13 seconds. I think you ought to consider a shave once in awhile and your companion looked like one of the people on "Ax Men" but she had a red bow in her pony tail. Oh, BTW, where did you get whitewall tires that would fit a C5 wheel?
So is this worth continuing or should we just wait until one of the big shows, like the annual meet at the XXX in Issaquah, and then run around the parking lot with a roll of self-adhesive stickers reading "I spotted you" You know, kinda' like the Seafair Pirates do, but without the debauchery?
We do "debauch" don't we, as a group.? Poodle Girl has been suggesting a tour of all the Debauchers" on this forum for some time, but there don't seem to be a lot of them out there.
Perhaps if we added "Pillaging" to the itinerary, whatever that means.. Would pillaging require me to drive a truck to the event instead of my C6? I'll bet you a lot of people would spot my truck if we pillaged. But my Corvette, oh nooooo.
Jeez, I need to go find a job...
It's disappointing, but yet simply suggests that there are a great many Corvette owner/drivers out there who choose not to participate in this forum - or even wave once in a while, thank you very much you ba***ds! Yes, you smug guy in the red C5 in Issaquah this afternoon around 1:15:13 seconds. I think you ought to consider a shave once in awhile and your companion looked like one of the people on "Ax Men" but she had a red bow in her pony tail. Oh, BTW, where did you get whitewall tires that would fit a C5 wheel?
So is this worth continuing or should we just wait until one of the big shows, like the annual meet at the XXX in Issaquah, and then run around the parking lot with a roll of self-adhesive stickers reading "I spotted you" You know, kinda' like the Seafair Pirates do, but without the debauchery?
We do "debauch" don't we, as a group.? Poodle Girl has been suggesting a tour of all the Debauchers" on this forum for some time, but there don't seem to be a lot of them out there.
Perhaps if we added "Pillaging" to the itinerary, whatever that means.. Would pillaging require me to drive a truck to the event instead of my C6? I'll bet you a lot of people would spot my truck if we pillaged. But my Corvette, oh nooooo.
Jeez, I need to go find a job...
Any variety Dewar's Scotch
Any variety Johnny Walker Scotch (except Red Label, I am already working one job for free)
Lucky Strike Cigarettes
Camel Full Flavor Cigarettes
Griot's Garage gift cards
Registration money for any upcoming Corvette shows in the PNW area
C4 Corvette parts in good condition
Shell Gas Cards
Post-it notes for "Spottings" at up coming Corvette GTGs and shows
Given the opportunity I will of course pillage these for myself. I will not however consider anything I pillage for myself while pillaging during normal duty hours as payment.
As far as the the logistical side of things we will need a truck. The longer the government shutdown goes on the easier it will be for me to acquire trucks that we can mount very large fully automatic weapons on (if no one is there to watch the trucks no one will notice them leaving). I have found it is much easier to pillage when fully automatic weapons are involved.
Some of my other qualifications are
Scored a 243 of out a possible 300 on the Army Physical Fitness Test
17% Body Fat
Shot 36 out of 40 on the Army M4/M16 qualification course
Very well trained, and quite frankly enjoy, hand to hand combat.
Viking/Nordic family lines (1500 years of familial pillaging experience cannot be downplayed)
In closing I appreciate your time in considering my proposal.
Thanks, Tim a.k.a. "The Pillaging Drunkard"
Any variety Dewar's Scotch
Any variety Johnny Walker Scotch (except Red Label, I am already working one job for free)
Lucky Strike Cigarettes
Camel Full Flavor Cigarettes
Griot's Garage gift cards
Registration money for any upcoming Corvette shows in the PNW area
C4 Corvette parts in good condition
Shell Gas Cards
Post-it notes for "Spottings" at up coming Corvette GTGs and shows
Given the opportunity I will of course pillage these for myself. I will not however consider anything I pillage for myself while pillaging during normal duty hours as payment.
As far as the the logistical side of things we will need a truck. The longer the government shutdown goes on the easier it will be for me to acquire trucks that we can mount very large fully automatic weapons on (if no one is there to watch the trucks no one will notice them leaving). I have found it is much easier to pillage when fully automatic weapons are involved.
Some of my other qualifications are
Scored a 243 of out a possible 300 on the Army Physical Fitness Test
17% Body Fat
Shot 36 out of 40 on the Army M4/M16 qualification course
Very well trained, and quite frankly enjoy, hand to hand combat.
Viking/Nordic family lines (1500 years of familial pillaging experience cannot be downplayed)
In closing I appreciate your time in considering my proposal.
Thanks, Tim a.k.a. "The Pillaging Drunkard"

Maybe we have the makings of a group to rival the, ahem, legendary Root Beer Raiders. That said, Poodle Girl and I have for at least a couple of years formed a Single Malt Scotch Society, yet can't seem to get together. Perhaps the Debauchery and Pillaging group may give him some encouragement. Fred joined us once, but then Poodle Girl talked him into trying a PBR 40 and there was no looking back. Joe has excellent taste and a fair amount of style, but seems to be avoiding us now. I suspect it may have something to do with covenants in his neighborhood. I was almost certain Aaron was going to be part of the group, but seems to be busy trying to find tax evaders to (re)fill the cells at Gitmo now that our gummint tries to decide whether to try them on Judge Judy or simply hang them.
I can hardly wait to go back to my car at whatever GTG or show I decide to attend, to find a "Post-It" note on the legendary lightweight aero C6 (one of 42)
What the hell is a full-flavor cigarette?
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He appeared a man of some distinction who was kind enough to return my wave so it made for a good day.

Maybe we have the makings of a group to rival the, ahem, legendary Root Beer Raiders. That said, Poodle Girl and I have for at least a couple of years formed a Single Malt Scotch Society, yet can't seem to get together. Perhaps the Debauchery and Pillaging group may give him some encouragement. Fred joined us once, but then Poodle Girl talked him into trying a PBR 40 and there was no looking back. Joe has excellent taste and a fair amount of style, but seems to be avoiding us now. I suspect it may have something to do with covenants in his neighborhood. I was almost certain Aaron was going to be part of the group, but seems to be busy trying to find tax evaders to (re)fill the cells at Gitmo now that our gummint tries to decide whether to try them on Judge Judy or simply hang them.
I can hardly wait to go back to my car at whatever GTG or show I decide to attend, to find a "Post-It" note on the legendary lightweight aero C6 (one of 42)
What the hell is a full-flavor cigarette?
As long as I can find the legendary lightweight aero c6, I heard they are easy to spot as they are so lightweight they tend to levitate a few inches off the ground. It will get a spotted post-it note.
Full flavor cigarettes generally have the shortest filter and "fullest" flavor, the short filter also allows for the quickest on-set of emphysema/lung cancer. Both of which are cured by PBR 40's.
I think the single malt society might be a good fit. However, since I believe I will be the youngest member I will need to insure I will not have any additional duties. Such as replacing hearing aid batteries, making sure no other members wander away from their "homes" and end up freezing to death while lost in the woods, or having to tell young cute waitress that my older friend would like to meet her in the bathroom in 40-60 minutes once the little blue pill starts working.
As long as I can find the legendary lightweight aero c6, I heard they are easy to spot as they are so lightweight they tend to levitate a few inches off the ground. It will get a spotted post-it note.
Full flavor cigarettes generally have the shortest filter and "fullest" flavor, the short filter also allows for the quickest on-set of emphysema/lung cancer. Both of which are cured by PBR 40's.
I think the single malt society might be a good fit. However, since I believe I will be the youngest member I will need to insure I will not have any additional duties. Such as replacing hearing aid batteries, making sure no other members wander away from their "homes" and end up freezing to death while lost in the woods, or having to tell young cute waitress that my older friend would like to meet her in the bathroom in 40-60 minutes once the little blue pill starts working.

Very funny. Nice try with your anti-smoking message. Be assured I am smoking only safe cigarettes. You know, the ones that advise against smoking due to low birth weight and pregnancy complications. I figure those have no application to me at all. I do stay away from those cigarettes warning of serious health problems like emphysema. I wouldn't be too concerned about having to do all those things you mention, but I do kind of like the one about being my surrogate for attracting young ladies.
As for those blue pills, I can assure you they become effective in less than the 40-60 mins you claim. I should know; I've reached the point in my life where I need to take them just to watch **** on the internet. Actually takes about 10-15 minutes.
I think you'll be a fine addition to our Single Malt Society, but there's one problem. It takes a vote of the membership (mostly me, Poodle Girl and Fred) to get you in. That's not the true problem. You see, the three of us also created a "Procrastinator's Club" and our meetings are always postponed for some reason. There's been some discussion about getting together for our annual Christmas celebration and gift exchange scheduled for June 21st, but I haven't received acceptance of my invitations from the other two yet. I think I sent out invitations anyway.
I'm probably safe in proposing you consider yourself a"prospect" in the SMS until I can get together with PG and Fred.











