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Old Jan 25, 2007 | 10:10 AM
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actually it's the other way, the engine was originally a buick motor, it was very advanced fr the time, one of the very first all alu engines in usa (maybe the only one at that time? i'm not sure), then rover bought it and used this powerplant for about 30 or more years in many road and race applications...with pretty good results i'd say.
You are indeed correct,i just did a search and found out.
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Old Jan 25, 2007 | 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by mpett1
I work for a British company and I know first hand how arrogant they can be. Just look at Simon Cowl (American Idol)
You act like Americans can't be arrogant or Aholes. I work for an American company and there are plenty of both categories here. And it wouldn't take long to pick out the American equivalent of Simon Cowell.
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Old Jan 25, 2007 | 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by turtlevette
or the Queen sucks...even better.
What!! I allways liked Freddy Mecury.
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Old Jan 25, 2007 | 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by copter
What!! I allways liked Freddy Mecury.
Me too!!!
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Old Jan 25, 2007 | 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Ak. Mal
You act like Americans can't be arrogant or Aholes. I work for an American company and there are plenty of both categories here. And it wouldn't take long to pick out the American equivalent of Simon Cowell.
Yea that is true!! Hope your not one of them..
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I lived in Britain for 3 years and watched Jeremy on Top Gear regularly. He is a big show off and makes many outrageous comments. The clip shows he sure doesn't know much about the ZO6. His show airs once in a while on the Detroit Speed Channel
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I think I know Brit life fairly well and love them and the Country. My 3 years there were one of the most enjoyable of my life. I enjoyed Jeremy's Shows and still do. What would this world be without the freedom to say whatever??
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Old Jan 25, 2007 | 01:36 PM
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Also a thread that is titled Brits Suck is unnecessary - Jeremy Clarkson sucks would have been a much better choice
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Old Jan 25, 2007 | 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by mobjack68
Anyone here ever work on a Lucas electrical system??? The British equivalent to "wiring hell"....why would anyone think that the POSITIVE cable should be the ground????? HAH!!!
The Prince of Darkness.

Actually, the way electricity flows, the positive should be the ground. Old Fords were that way, GMC was through 55. It's better for inhibiting terminal corrosion.

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I drive a Vette (an old one) & use a m/cycle as my prime form of transport (even older!), so me & Mr Clarkson don't see eye to eye on a lot of motoring related subjects, ie don't start abusing me due to his comments. Where I do agree with Clarkson is in his opinions of politicians & I hail him as a hero for punching Piers Morgan in the head. Several times

I've always wondered what the Queen needed saving from, but lately I've come to realise that it's Tony Blair & his cohorts that she, and the rest of us, are in dire need of being saved from



Shamelessly stolen from The Sunday Times website is the following. Pay particular attention to the list at the end (he said arrogantly, in a bad teeth kinda way):

My favourite car? That's a tricky one
BY JEREMY CLARKSON


He appeared to be completely normal, just an ordinary man with two eyes, a nose and a pair of trousers, tootling up the motorway at a reasonable 70mph. And yet he obviously wasn’t normal at all because he was driving a Lexus SC convertible.
This means that at some point in the recent past he’d spent a not inconsiderable £54,778 on a car which has the ride quality of wood, the style of a burns victim and all the excitement of being dead. Plainly, then, he was a mentalist.

Further down the road I saw a fat woman who also carried an air of human-ness about her. But she too was obviously a certified window licker because she was driving, in public, in a three-cylinder Hyundai Accent diesel. She would no doubt argue that it’s cheap. Absolutely. But so is self-immolation.
The Accent diesel performs with the gusto of a light breeze and corners with the relish of an oil rig. It is, I think, one of the three worst cars money can buy. And remember, it’s made by people who think One Man and his Dog is a cookery programme.
I wanted to bang on her window and explain the error of her ways. I wanted to point out that today, more than ever, there is simply no excuse for buying a rubbish car because the marketplace is awash with stuff that’s really good.
Normally, at any one time, there’s only one car on sale that really gets its hook into the soft flesh of my brain’s sillier bits. Sometimes there are none. I seem to recall that in the late Eighties things were so bad that I went for a couple of years without owning a car at all. And then along came the Escort Cosworth.
Now, however, there are probably 20 or 30 cars that I’d gladly buy, cars that I want to buy, cars that keep me awake at night as I toss and turn wondering which one would be best . . .
My current favourite is the Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder. Lamborghinis have always been 10 tons of style with no substance at all. But in recent years Audi has put a bit of Araldite in the mix and now you could nearly convince yourself that this noisy and shouty mid-engined drop top supercar with bright orange seats is a sensible exchange for 131,000 of your pounds. Plus another £600 if you want a cupholder.
It is expensive. Too expensive really for what you get in terms of technology, but when you first put your foot down, and those tail pipes start to trouble seismographs in faraway places, and the four-wheel-drive system starts to post power to whichever one of the fat tyres has the most grip and the whole thing starts to come alive, then all of a sudden £131,600 doesn’t sound so bad any more.
Of course, each of us needs a slightly stupid excuse for buying a supercar that you can never use. Mine is: I keep banging on about what fun supercars are to own and drive. So it’s only right and proper that I should put my money where my mouth is. My children agree with me on this.
But then the next night I come over all Maserati-ish. I loathe the flappy-paddle gearbox that comes as standard and ruins the Quattroporte, but I know a traditional automatic is in the pipeline and I’m sure that this will remove the bung that, to date, has stopped me buying one.
It may be a four-door saloon and it may have a few styling cues from the 1972 Vauxhall Cresta, but nevertheless I challenge you to park this outside your house and then walk to your front door without turning round for one last look before going inside. It has, what’s the word . . . presence.
But then for a similar sort of outlay — £83,000 — you could have an Aston Martin V8 Vantage.
In fact the only reason I do not have this car is that my wife has one, and it would look greedy, having two.
The only reason you might shy away is because you prefer the looks of the DB9. Tricky one, that. But tricky in a delicious can’t-choose-between- the-summer-pudding-and-the-crème-brûlée sort of way.
The DB9 is £25,000 more expensive and it’s hard when you drive the two back to back to see why that might be so. The V12 is creamier than the savage V8 but in terms of performance there’s little to choose between the two. Of course the DB9 has back seats, but unless your children are conjoined in some way, or they came out of your wife as torsos, then they won’t fit anyway.
And then there’s the bigger, prettier car’s Achilles heel. If you were to list the three top things you never hear people say, you’d have at number three “I wish I had a smaller *****”, at two “On balance, Tony Blair’s done a good job”, and at number one “I bought a DB9 and I’ve had no trouble with it at all”.
No, really. If you leave a DB9 alone while you pop into the shop for some biscuits, some electrical item on the car will burrow into the battery and eat all its amps. DB9s never start. Whereas my wife’s V8 has been totally bulletproof.
So it’s the Vantage, then, but hang on a minute, because what about the new Jaguar XKR. It’s faster than the Aston, more powerful than the Aston, more practical than the Aston, considerably less expensive than the Aston, and while the Aston looks good and makes a tremendous noise, the Jag’s not what you’d call a shy and retiring minger.
As I lie awake at night agonising over such things, I sometimes wonder if it isn’t best to stick with the Mercedes SLK. Or what about the bigger, more practical SL, which is so perfect the only updates they’ve lavished on the 2007 model is a bit of chrome round the spot lamps and a bit more on the key ring.
Then there’s the BMW M5. All that power, all that handling, all that comfort, all those doors, and all for the surprisingly low price of £63,500.
See what I mean. I passionately want all of the cars we’ve looked at so far and the list goes on and on. I also want a Volkswagen Phaeton, a Rolls-Royce Phantom, a Corvette C6, a Vauxhall Monaro, a Porsche Carrera GT, a Zonda F, an Alfa Romeo Brera and an Audi RS4 convertible, or a hard top, or an estate. I’m not bothered, just so long as it has that astonishing 414bhp V8 motor.
I’m also acutely aware that I have never owned a Range Rover and that now is the best time ever to take the plunge. Partly this is because the current model with the supercharged Jag engine is very good but mostly it’s because in a Range Rover today, with all this eco-jingoism, you feel like a naughty schoolboy.
As I drive around in that lofty, leathery seat, I feel like I’m behind the bike sheds at school, having a ***, and then a cigarette.
You aren’t actually hurting anyone or anything, except the *** a bit, but only at first, but you have that sense of swimming against the tide. It makes me feel all warm fuzzy.
It does not make me feel as warm fuzzy, however, as the king of the hill, the engineering summit, man’s hobnail boot in the face of nature. The Bugatti Veyron. Like the Lamborghini it’s little and feels well made but unlike the Lambo it does 252mph. This make it officially “very fast”. Also it costs £830,000, which makes it officially “very expensive”. That said it is also a bargain, since it costs VW £5m to make each one.
Would I give up a kidney to have one? Yes. Without a doubt. And I’d throw in my left leg as well.
Which of course is all very well, but none of the cars mentioned here is of much help to the fat woman in the Hyundai Accent diesel. She only has a budget of, say, £9,000 and that’s not a tenth of what’s needed for, say, a Maserati Quattroporte. No worries. If she wants faster, more comfortable and more economical transport than her Accent, then she should try a pogo stick, or a space hopper or an Oyster card. Or she could buy a Fiat Panda. Better still, she could get out there and rob a bank.

Inside Jeremy’s dream garage

Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder
Aston Martin V8 Vantage
BMW M5
VW Phaeton
Rolls-Royce Phantom
Corvette C6
Vauxhall Monaro
Porsche Carrera GT
Pagani Zonda F
Alfa Romeo Brera
Audi RS4
Bugatti Veyron

And now, just in case anybody comes up with a google hit while searching for "Jeremy Clarkson", here's a picture of a boyband (bearing in mind that Led Zeppelin could be described as a boy band)....
No one is quite like the British when it comes to being sarcastically abusive.
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Old Jan 25, 2007 | 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Twin_Turbo
uou may be shocked to hear this but from basic understanding of electrons being charged NEGATIVE, those brits were actually RIGHT! (for once LOL)

and yes, the prince of darkness does suck
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The Prince of Darkness.

Actually, the way electricity flows, the positive should be the ground. Old Fords were that way, GMC was through 55. It's better for inhibiting terminal corrosion.
OK guys please explain this to a dumb electrical engineer.


This outta be good.
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Originally Posted by turtlevette
OK guys please explain this to a dumb electrical engineer.


This outta be good.
Google it. As far as the battery terminal corrosion thing goes, that's why Ford switched to positive ground for a while. I figure it works or they wouldn't have made the switch.
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Old Jan 25, 2007 | 09:07 PM
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Eh, I stopped taking anything he said seriously when he said the C6 had a live axle.
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WHITE trucks built in America were positive ground for years.
Since the electrons flow from negative to positive using a positive ground really makes sense.
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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted by turtlevette
OK guys please explain this to a dumb electrical engineer.


This outta be good.
It's just a naming issue. You know that electrons are defined as being negative. Now, if you would keep the whole nomenclature the same throughout that would mean that on a battery the ground is + and vice versa. The system is the same. A guy I knew forgot this and hooked up a brand new radio in his old triumph sh!tfire and hooked up - to - and + to + and it fried the radio.
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Old Jan 26, 2007 | 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by mpett1
It was not based on one guys comments!! I work for a British company and I know first hand how arrogant they can be. Just look at Simon Cowl (American Idol)
Simon's arrogant but he's also usually right.
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Old Feb 27, 2007 | 01:04 PM
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Having worked in the middle east with American friends and colleagues over the past 40 years, I am slightly surprised at the bigotry and xenophobia expressed by some on this site about what was puerly a TV program.
The program is "theatre", no more,no less, and has as much to do with automotive reality as a Jamaican bob sleigh team.(forget the film).
I currently have 2 corvettes, and accept them for what they are:
exceptional value for money, fun, and yes,exciting.I am however not blind to some of their quality deficiencies, interior cabin particularly.
"TopGear" is meerly a TV entertainment and can be provocative.
I could be equally provocative and suggest that a substantial part of the history of corvettes is UK derived: Arkus-Duntov learned his craft at Sidney Allards of Allards racing (British), as was the research and development head Murice Olley (ex Rolls Royce) during those early formative years.
I would also remind some, that the majority nonUS troops in both Iraq and Afghanistan are British, and I would also remind these same people that as many British troops have been killed by US derived friendly fire as by insurgents. I however do not accuse US forces on mass of being "cowboys" during the confusion and panic of battle.I know, I've been there!
Get a grip, and grow up!!
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...britain is my second mother country, i've been working for british companies for almost 25 years now and i know the people and the country same as my own country, i have friends and had plenty of girlfriends as well (when i was a free bird though... )...great people, refined sense of humor (that unfortunately lacks to other northern EU countries, specially dutch and germans, no offence of course ), first democratic country in the world, and still can teach democracy to both sides of the pond, great fighters but also plenty of positiveness and sense of justice.

with reference to jeremy clarkson, he's a positive comediant with a good knowledge about cars, a bit provocative but that's part of his job.

his best 'performance': when he hanged a 911 and gave fire to it!!
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Originally Posted by bahamasair
People like you are the reason the rest of the world has such a low opinion of Americans. Its a tv program and you say something retarded about a whole nation based on one guys comments on a car lol.


Settle down francis & don't get your international panties in a bundle!

Remember "satire is the last true bastion of freedom & honesty."


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Originally Posted by VettePower
[or the Queen sucks...even better.

You are unbeleivable. What is your problem with England?
Turtle HATES English...MUFFINS!!!

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Actually, the way electricity flows, the positive should be the ground. Old Fords were that way, GMC was through 55. It's better for inhibiting terminal corrosion.
Huh?????
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