9 Things to Not Do to Your Corvette
Don’t be like these owners.
1. Get a Cliché License Plate
We get it, you’re rich and stupid!
2. Haul a Bomb on the Freeway
You probably shouldn’t be towing anything with your Corvette, especially a nuclear warhead.
3. Forget to Tie it Down
Newton’s First Law of Corvette Motion: Objects in motion will stay in motion…until they crash head first into the cement.
4. Drive It into a Body of Water
This enthused onlooker is clearly not the owner.
5. Do BMX Tricks on It
That can’t be good for the paint.
6. Drive It Up a Telephone Wire
That guy’s expression says it all. Maybe he was trying to get a better signal?
7. Forget About It
This Corvette graveyard brings a tear to my eye.
8. Whatever This Is
There’s something not-so-magical about this Corvette. #unicorns
9. Turn it into a Limo
Because saying “‘Merica” can’t even justify this.
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