9 Things to Not Do to Your Corvette

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Don’t be like these owners.

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1. Get a Cliché License Plate

Plate

We get it, you’re rich and stupid!

2. Haul a Bomb on the Freeway

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You probably shouldn’t be towing anything with your Corvette, especially a nuclear warhead.

 

3. Forget to Tie it Down

Faceplant

Newton’s First Law of Corvette Motion: Objects in motion will stay in motion…until they crash head first into the cement.

 

4. Drive It into a Body of Water

Swamp dump

This enthused onlooker is clearly not the owner.

 

5. Do BMX Tricks on It

BMX No No

That can’t be good for the paint.

 

6. Drive It Up a Telephone Wire

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That guy’s expression says it all. Maybe he was trying to get a better signal?

 

7. Forget About It

Forgotten

This Corvette graveyard brings a tear to my eye.

 

8. Whatever This Is
Unicorn

There’s something not-so-magical about this Corvette. #unicorns

 

9. Turn it into a Limo

Patriot Limo

Because saying “‘Merica” can’t even justify this.

 

 

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