This is one of those bizarre things you look at and immediately think – what the hell?
The photo, which we discovered in a Corvette Forum thread, shows a C6 that crashed into a pole, as reported in a local Fox News story in Tampa. The report offers very little detail on exactly what happened, and it appears the driver standing next to the police officer is having a hard time explaining as well.
I will say, however, that some Corvette Forum members came up with pretty funny captions for the photo.
Below are my five favorites.
b0xm0ns73r – I bet getting out was fun. As my Dad would say, “That first step’s a doozy.”
CorvetteSparky – It looks to me like the kid is saying, “My dad’s going to kill me!” It also looks like maybe he only got a few feet out of the driveway. That might be a good thing.
Judgebull– Excessive Corvette enthusiasm. Gets you every time.
R&L’s C6 – That will buff right out.
Red Racer- “Just hangin’ around with my buds, officer.”
I’m just glad there were no serious injuries because this could have gone very badly, really easily.